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JZTSmokenem — Squidward Tentacles Character Alignment

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Description Alright, guys. Now that Spongebob and Patrick is out of the way, now its time for a alignment chart for the show's token grouch, Squidward.

Lawful Good - "There will come a day when I will make something of my life and I will never have to set foot in this grease trap again!" (Pretty much settles his quote in Squilliam Returns. Also, he only goes to this alignment at Squid On Strike where he's fed up of Krabs' greed.)

Lawful Neutral - "I order the food, you cook the food, and the customer gets the food.
We do that forty years and then we die." (This fits the octopus whenever he usually does his job and gives orders to Spongebob in order to keep things balanced. This occasionally happens around some episodes, such as Squilliam Returns, Tentacle Vision, As Seen On TV, and My Pretty Seahorse.)

Lawful Evil - "I don't care if its isn't finished! Just take the orders!" (Suits his tyranny in Chum Fricassee. In the episode, he orders Plankton to give out the orders to customers even though the chum is undercooked. Manage to sell undercooked food for fame, eh Squidward?)

Chaotic Good - "I'm a God!"/ "Are you crazy?! I'm never going back!" (This alignment seems to fit his fighting skills in Sponge Out Of Water.)

Chaotic Neutral - "I never felt so alive!!!" (Squidward goes to this alignment whenever he goes crazy and wild, such as going nuts in Slide Whistle Stooges for example.)

Chaotic Evil - "I feel WONDERFUL! (Laughs maniacally)/ "This is it! My happiest memory!!!" (Suits his insanity in Are You Happy Now?) 

Neutral Good - "Krakatoa!" (Fits his role as Captain Magma in MM & BB V.)

True Neutral - "I hate all of you."/ "Whatever." (Overall character alignment in the series.)

Neutral Evil - "Listen, you pea-brain, we are gonna keep working on your routine until you get it right! And I don't care how long it takes!" (This alignment occasionally happens where Squidward hurts Spongebob for his own purposes, such as going on top until the end in I Heart Dancing.)

Alright, I hope everyone enjoy this chart of our favorite octopus. If many of you don't find this settling, then I'll respect your opinions. 

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Spongebob Squarepants @ Nickelodeon/Stephen Hillenburg.
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Comments: 11

TheBigBigArchive [2023-11-04 18:00:33 +0000 UTC]

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miysterywrighter2222 In reply to TheBigBigArchive [2024-02-16 15:07:45 +0000 UTC]

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LDEJruffFan [2018-06-03 21:07:49 +0000 UTC]

Can you do this for other characters(Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, etc,)

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YukiTSOwl [2015-08-18 19:57:29 +0000 UTC]

LOL XD

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thalle-my-honey [2015-08-17 09:39:43 +0000 UTC]

XDDDDDD OMG, this is funny and creepy XDD (chaotic evil.... O.o)

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Reginald-Konga [2015-08-17 00:25:05 +0000 UTC]

This was really well put together. Thanks for sharing.

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JZTSmokenem In reply to Reginald-Konga [2015-08-17 03:39:28 +0000 UTC]

No problem.

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Duperghoul [2015-08-16 23:27:43 +0000 UTC]

Remember in the pre-movie-era Spongebob, were Squid actually cared for his neighbors IF they were in danger? Good times.

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josejr22 In reply to Duperghoul [2017-04-26 21:33:16 +0000 UTC]

Well now at this point he might as well committee GENOCIDE at his world the surface and the NICKVERSE

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BobClampettFan164 In reply to Duperghoul [2015-10-31 00:31:08 +0000 UTC]

I remember that too.

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Growlie26 [2015-08-16 21:54:15 +0000 UTC]

Omg I love this! If only Squilliam was present when Squidward/Sour Note said he was a God! That would've been Perfect! 

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