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Giddy strolled around in his cafe, seeing his customers enjoy their food with pure satisfaction written on their expressions. He nodded his head, pleased with the reactions he was receiving. He adjusted his bow tie, standing up straight and taking a deep breath, he began to twirl around like a dancing ballerina performing on stage. "I must say, today is absolutely splendid! The sun is shining, the birds are singing and the lilacs are blooming fabulously~ and everything is as peaceful and quiet as can be!~" he spoke with enthusiasm, standing still once again and pointing his index finger up high with a wide smile, assuring his statement. The entrance door to the cafe was then slammed open with an ear-piercing loud thud, drawing everyone's attention as all the customers began to mumble curiously due to the shock of the sudden dramatic entrance. Giddy ever so slowly rewinded his index finger back down along with his wide smile, "Almost everything..." He spoke in slight disappointment but turned around to meet eyes with the people whom just entered with a welcoming smile nevertheless.

"Greetings gentlemen! Welcome to the Piece of Fabcake Cafe, where the treats you'll receive are cray, gourmet and totes bae~" Giddy exclaimed, saying the last two words with a queen hip sway. Johan panted intensely, trying to catch his breath to recover from his extreme speed run from earlier. Dan eventually got up from the ground, dusting himself off, seeming to be even more grumpy than before. Johan took a deep breath before standing up straight again immediately like as if nothing ever happened, "Hey dude, heard this restaurant was slayin', so me and my pal over here-" He nudged Dan on the shoulder with his elbow, wiggling his eyebrows smugly, "-decided to come check it out." Dan grumbled. "Actually, you decided..." he spoke with distaste. Johan gave Dan the 'really? -_-' look before looking back at Giddy, smiling again, "Anyways, another dudette will be taggin' along with us soon so that'll make it a table for three, please!~" he spoke up with contentment as he wrapped his arm around Dan's neck and pulling him close into a tight friendly embrace. Giddy laughed at Johan's quirkiness, "Oh my sir, you're quite the giggle-cookie!"

Before anything else, Giddy looked over at Johan, looking at him closely like as if he recognised something, it wasn't long before Johan realised the way Giddy was looking at him. Confused, he questioned, "Somethin' wrong, matey?" Just then Giddy's eyes shot wide open, his mouth forming into a wide smile, placing his hand to his chest slowly as two laughs escaped his lungs. "JOHAN! Oh darling, it's been far too long! How've you been? Oh, it's so marvellous to see you again, dear!" Johan immediately recognised the way Giddy spoke, his face lighting up with glee, lifting up his hand at pointing at Giddy, his hand shaking from the shock. "GID! MAH MAN! OH DUDE IT'S BEEN FIVE-EVER!" Johan exclaimed, giving Giddy a glomp-like hug. They both began laughing, "Mate, I haven't hung around with you since high school. Man, you haven't changed one bit! I'm a big dumb in the head for not recognising you sooner... OOOOOH, so THAT'S why the name of this place was so familiar!" Johan smacked his fist into the palm of his other hand. Giddy chuckled, "Yes yes, indeed~ Likewise, you haven't changed either, darling." Dan stood at the side with his arms crossed, his expression also crossed. "Yeah yeah, you two know each other, blah blah blah. Cheesy friendship reunion, blah blah blah. 'We use to call each other on our cellphones~' blah blah blah. Ugh, yuck!" Dan reached into his pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes, flipping one into his mouth and lighting it up, taking a blow.

The two friends looked at each other, Giddy didn't seem comfortable with the way Dan was behaving but Johan just laughed it off. "Oh yeah dudes, I should introduce you two!" Johan cleared his throat as he stood up in a straight posture like as if saluting, "Dan, this is Gidderson or Giddy for short. And Giddy, this is Daniel or Dan for short" He spoke joyfully. Dan grumbled, "No, not Daniel! Never Daniel!". Giddy's impression with Dan so far was not pleasant, but he remained respectful, pulling off a welcoming smile and held his hand out towards Dan for a friendly handshake, "It's a pleasure to meet you, sir." Dan looked down at Giddy's hand then back at his face, unamused. He took the cigarette out of his mouth and blew a puff of smoke into Giddy's face, "Sorry, I don't do handshakes..." He spoke bluntly. Giddy began fanning his hands around his face, seeming to be freaking out, "Ugh~ my eyes! Oh, I can't see! Oh dear, this horrid smell! Oh goodness!" He exclaimed frantically, eventually fanning the smoke away to finally function normally again. "Oh why heavens! You sir are a horrid filthy man, I say! How dare you do that to me! I was being polite! Ugh!~ Shame on you and you're tacky flannel jacket!" Dan rolled his eyes, annoyed, "Yeah yeah, shut up. You're the one to talk, Suspenders. I mean seriously, who still wear those these days? And another thing, what's up with the name of this dumb place?! UGH! And that slogan as well. Seriously? 'Bae'?... How much more cheesy can you get?..." Dan gagged, taking another blow at his cigarette, tapping the end of it to allow the ashes to shower down onto the clean floor of the cafe. Giddy puffed up his cheeks into two big balloons, at this point he was about to explode from anger, thinking in his mind, "OH HOW DARE HE INSULT MY FABULOUS ATTIRE! AIMI WORKED HARD ON THIS SKI-

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But he managed to calm himself down, relaxing and remaining peaceful. "Well my good sir, I'll have you know that I quite like my attire, thank you very much and honestly, I have no shame for wearing it, I find suspenders quite fabulous actually~." He crossed his arms, asserting himself as he walked closer to Dan, strutting. "Also..." Giddy lifted his hand up and whacked it across Dan's cheek, knocking the cigarette straight out of Dan's mouth as it fell to the floor. Giddy stomped on the cigarette with one foot, crushing it down and twisting it around in a circular motion. He looked back up at Dan with unamusement after wiping the ashes off the bottom of his shoe with some tissues, "There will be no smoking in the cafe..." He spoke seriously, scrunching the tissue into a small ball and chucking it flawlessly into the trashcan at the corner of the cafe, not a hint of fooling around. Dan just glared at Giddy, squinting his eyes as he showed his teeth while growling, "Go suck a d**k..." Giddy placed a hand on his hip in a sassy attitude, grinning proudly as he inched closer to Dan, speaking in a very sensual and seductive manner, "There's a d**k right here~~" winking at him and wiggling his eyebrows. Dan snarled, furious and full of hatred for the other male, they both looked into each other's eyes as lighting bolts seem to be striking out from their eyes straight at one another, a sign of disgust and hatred for each other. Johan stood at the side, a sweat droopy slowly sliding down from his forehead as he watched the two of them giving each other the arch nemesis death glare, "...You two are gettin' along far too well, dudes! Ehe~~..." He spoke with unconvincing enthusiasm, placing his hand behind his head and scratching his jet black hair, trying to pull off an everything-is-just-fine smile.

*Le Meanwhile*

The two girls arrived at the supermarket, the automatic glass doors sliding apart to allow them inside. Aimi looked around at the vast space within the store, smiling, "Finally, somewhere that isn't so packed and jammed all over the place." she spoke with relief, relaxing herself with a deep breath before continuing to walk. Tish followed by Aimi's side, there weren't many people around at this time of day so there was plenty of space and barely any noise besides the faint music playing from the speakers and the advertisements. Aimi reached into her satchel, pulling out a folded up piece of paper and began to unfold it. She looked at the list, mumbling to herself the items listed on the paper, Tish peeked over her shoulders, "W-wow... that sure is a lot of stuff." Aimi sighed, "Oh, tell me about it. This isn't really the most relaxing period of my life. Trust me, you don't wanna know..." She spoke with distaste, eyes full of dread as she stared at the list. "To be honest, same with me. Ever since mom left, I was responsible to do everything she use to do. Clean the house, cook the food, get the groceries and since dad is quite busy with his business work and mom isn't around, I'll have to look after the house now. Dad's job recently has been paying him a low amount for some reason, so that's why I'm working at Mr Mcfabcake's cafe... I-I guess that answers what I'm here for" Tish laughed softly for a bit before going quiet again. "I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bore you with my life stories..." She poked her two index fingers together, looking downwards. Aimi blinked her eyes twice in surprise, "...That sounds difficult..." She gently took Tish by the hand in a friendly manner, "It's alright, I'm sure it won't put too much stress onto you. Perhaps we should probably start getting to the shopping part now, hm?" Tish smiled, nodding her head happily. Both of them skipped off to the grocery store located inside the supermarket.

They walked along the aisles, Aimi pushing a shopping cart filled up half way. Looking down at the list, she smiled, "Okay, I just need one more item and I'll be set! Now, if only I can find the butter..." she spoke with contentment. Tish was holding a shopping basket, almost filled all the way up. She smiled, nodding her head, "Same here. I'll just need some milk and I'll be finished for today." They both continued to walk, seeming to be getting along very well unlike some people... anyways, moving on. "S-So um... what do you think of the cafe? I-If you don't mind me asking..." Tish spoke, her voice petite as always. "Well... it is very well decorated and quite luxurious... but the boss..." Aimi stopped her speech there. "O-Oh, you mean Mr Mcfabcake? Oh no, don't mind him. He's this quirky all the time, I remember my first time meeting him, he definitely has no filter for his mouth." Tish giggled under her breath, "S-sorry, was that too mean?..." She spoke nervously. Aimi shook her head, "No no, it's fine. Go on" Tish took a deep breath before continuing to speak, "O-Okay... well, basically he's just a jokester so you don't have to mind him... besides, to be honest..." Tish motioned Aimi to come closer, indicating that she would prefer to whisper the next part to Aimi secretly. "... Judging by the way I saw him act all those other times when I'm with him, I think Mr Mcfabcake *gulp* ... maybe swings for the other team..." Aimi had a poker face after hearing that, standing still and unmoving, "...You don't say ._." She said casually. "I-It's just a prediction! I-I-I'm not saying i-it's true at all! Oh no, now I feel bad about gossiping! P-Please don't tell Mr Mcfabcake, he might get offended and fire me! But more importantly, I might upset him!" Aimi placed her hands on Tish's shoulders, easing her to relax and stop panicking. "Relax, relax. I know, I know, I won't say a word." She held Tish's hand until she had fully calmed down.

Tish looked down at the floor, "I-I'm sorry, I started worrying too dramatically again... I-It's normal for me... I-I hope you don't mind..." She spoke timidly. Aimi chuckled, covering her mouth with her hand, "Don't worry, no harm done".Something seemed to be glistening in the corner of Aimi's vision, she turned her head then noticed a stick of butter just sitting there, it was the exact brand she likes using and being a lucky star, it was the last one left. Smiling, she reached her hand forward to grab the stick of butter. "Gotti!" she exclaimed, but another voice spoke with her in unison, as she placed her hand on the butter, another was reaching for it as well. Confused, she looked up to see another female with long galaxy locks and tanned skin wearing oversized sunglasses. They both looked at each other before squinting their eyes intimidatingly... off course the other lady's eyes wouldn't be visible but you could tell she was doing it, I promise o_o'. Tish stood at the back, shaking slightly, "... Oh no..."

*Le Meanwhile Again*

Johan slowly ascended upwards from in between the other two gentlemen, trying to maintain his enthusiasm. "Well then! Dan mah man, h-how about we- well, I dunno~ get a seat somewhere to um well... you know... sit on it, maybe?" He fluttered his eyes innocently. Dan slowly shifted his vision away from Giddy and onto Johan, sighing. "Ugh, Whatever! It beat's talking to this f*ggot..." He said insensitively, folding his arms. Giddy placed a hand to his chest as a high pitched 'UGH!' came out of him, as if being offended, "How dare you!..."

There was a period of silence.

"... And so what if I am?! You vulgar filthy rat, you!" Giddy pointed at Dan in a fit of anger, Dan stood still, "... TMI..." He spoke bluntly. Giddy growled at Dan's comment, but was able to once again returned back to peace after a deep breath, standing properly again. He began thinking to himself, "As a man working in hospitality, it would be mighty disrespectful of me to treat this man in harsh ways. Especially at the expense of my good friend Johan... I suppose for Johan's sake I'll just have to at least try and tolerate this awful man... ugh, this is going to be such a drag... and not the good kind..." Dan glared at Giddy, starting to think to himself as well, "Dammit, this c**t's like a f**king haemorrhoid, won't get off your f**king @$$. S**t, he's pissing me off! I wish I could just knock his damn head off... but... *sigh* Johan... Fine, I guess I won't do it... for now..." They both then thought in unison, "I must resist... for Johan..."

"S-So Johan, darling!~ a table for three you say? Absolutely! Not a problem, come, dear!~ Come~" Giddy lead them to a table in the corner close to the entrance door with four seats, close enough I guess. He handed them two menus, "One of our waiters will soon come at take your orders, but for now just sit back and decide what you would like!~ Take all the time you need, no rush." Giddy bowed before walking off, gagging at the presence of Dan behind his back. Dan did the same to Giddy when he left. Johan looked at the menu, his eyes gleaming up with excitement, "Dear Mother Delilah! These all look so dope! Aw man! I'm so tempted to just order EVERYTHIN' on here! Dude, this will not be the last time you'll see me here, the food looks amazeballs, the interior's amazeballs and an amazeballs pal of mine owns this place! How can I not come back?!" Dan rolled his eyes, mumbling under his breath, "Psst! Amazeballs my @$$..." He then spoke normally again. "Yeah, whatever, I don't really care... and don't start judging the food before you actually eat it." Johan placed the menu down, "Aw come on, man. lighten up! I haven't seen you laugh or smile properly in five-ever!" Dan lowered his eyebrows, making him even more grumpy, then he switched it into a mockingly sarcastic smile and began laughing stupidly, "EHUEHUEHUE~ YEH EH NU, DEUD!~~ FIVE-EVER MEEEEN!~~" Then instantly returning back to his previous expression. Johan stared with an unamused straight face, "... I said 'properly' dude... that just sounded like you were mocking me..." Dan folded his arms, still maintaining his expression, "Who said I wasn't?..." Johan faceplamed, "Damn it, man..."

*Le Meanwhile Again Again*

"Listen, miss. I'm not in the mood for any of this so perhaps you maybe could give up this butter just this once and get this over with?" Aimi spoke in annoyed attitude, hands on hips. "Nah, you little s**t! Why should I?! That don't sound so fair to me!" The lady replied in a nasty manner, hissing out those words. Aimi silently growled under her breath, rising an eyebrow, she was getting impatient. She softly coughed twice onto her fist to clear her throat, standing up into a straight poster and pulling off a smug smile. "Look Tanner, I wouldn't want to have an argument about a stick of butter, especially at this point in time. I'm sure you don't want to either, so I suppose you're butter off just giving me this!" Aimi spat those words out assertively without a single stutter. Tish coward back a few steps, gulping at the tension, "O-Oh no... this is getting a-a bit... scary..." She mumbled to herself, afraid of what's going to happen next. The lady removed her sunglasses, her eyes glaring at Aimi with pissed-off-ness, "You listen, C**t!-" She held her sunglasses and pointed them at Aimi as if threatening her. Aimi just folded her arms in a snobby manner, "-I'm about to whoop you're stanky @$$ cause I'm sick of playing games! You either back the f**k up from this stick of butter or else you're @$$ will be full of you-know-what toni- wait, did you just say a pun?" The lady continued harshly, but starting at the pause she instantly altered into a more casual tone. "Yes, so what? Do you have a proble-" Aimi stopped midway through her sentence, "Hang on..." she looked at the lady with close inspection, squinting her eyes. The lady was confused on the way Aimi was looking at her but soon enough her face lit up with shock. Not long after, Aimi did the same. "Kozzy?!" Aimi exclaimed, covering her mouth with both hands after saying that name. "WAIFU!" The lady yelled back afterwards, immediately gabbing hold of Aimi, lifting her off the ground and squeezing her tightly in a big hug. They both started to laugh happily, Tish stood at the back, she appeared lost and very confused, "... W-what... just happened?"

Kozzy then dropped Aimi back down, then began ruffling her hair like a smol pup. "I knew you looked a bit familiar! There ain't another lil' s**t out there that wears that much pink!" She said, placing both hands on her hips and exclaiming out boisterous laughter. Aimi giggled happily, "Oh, I'm sure there isn't. How's life been treating you lately, Koz?" Kozzy slouched downwards, arching her back dreadingly, "LIKE S**T!" She spoke in a growlish tone, "But, I get to bump into me Waifu! So everything is alright now!" Her tone switched to a squeaky, cutesier manner. Aimi smiled, looking over to Tish and holding her hand. She gestured Kozzy's attention over to Tish with her other hand, politely introducing the two. "Kozzy, I'd like you to meet my new friend, Tish. We recently met and we work together at the new cafe. Tish, this is Kozzy, an old friend of mine during our High School years." Kozzy leaned in closer to Tish, "Oi, ya lil' s**t! Nice meetin' ya, kiddo." She was quite forward with her speech which Tish wasn't very use to. "H-h-hi..." Tish attempted to reply, her voice shaking from being so nervous. She looked down at the floor and began mumbling to herself quietly. Kozzy tilted her head, looking over at Aimi and secretly whispering to her, "What's up with her?" Aimi sighed, holding up both her hands in a shrugging position, shaking her head and sighing. "She's quite shy when it comes to new people... actually... she's quite shy when it comes to people in general. Haven't even known her for so long and I could tell that as a fact." Kozzy nodded with her bottom lip sticked out, "You don't say..."

"Well anyway, it is so amazing to meet up with you again! Serves me right for not giving you my number when I had the chance back in High School." Aimi chuckled in a silly way, emphasising her foolishness. Kozzy exclaimed a loud 'HA!', running her thumb under her noes to be cool. "Nah, it's all good. Waifu does no wrong!" Kozzy winked at Aimi, giving her a thumbs up and smiling at her joyfully. They spoke for bit to catch up, Tish just stood silently due to her nervousness but remained respectful and content nonetheless. "Alright Waifu, I'm in a bit of a hurry today so Imma give you my number, you can call whenever you need whatever. I got nothing to do with my trash life so I'm almost always guaranteed to pick up at the first two rings." Kozzy handed Aimi a piece of paper with her number on it, Aimi laughed at Kozzy's humorous words, nodding in agreement and taking the paper. Both of them then went to reach for the butter again, they once again looked over at each other, surprised but then starting to chuckle. "Here Koz, you can have it." Aimi insisted politely, Kozzy shook her head, "Nah Poodle, you take it." "No no, I insist." Aimi responded. "No, I insist." Kozzy was doing no different, soon both of them were glaring at each other just like earlier, pushing the stick of butter back and forth towards one another. "You take it!" "Nah, you lil' s**t! You either take the butter or you're @$$ is taking it!" And they were back to where they started. Tish coward back awkwardly, turning around and walking over to the beverage section and taking a bottle of milk, tossing it into her basket. She sighed, looking back at the two ladies fighting over the butter again, "I think they need some milk more than I do..." She thought in disappointment, looking back down at the bottle of milk in her basket.

*Le Meanwhile x3*

Sue looked at herself in the mirror, putting on her grey and white flannel jacket; something she would usually wear everyday. She patted down her torso to make sure she was as neat as possible. Taking a deep breath, she checked herself out one more time in the mirror, "Ho-Okay!~ I'm all ready to head out!" she placed her hands on her hips and smiled proudly. She held up her wrist to check the time on her watch, she nodded her head. "Sweet! Looks like it's time to get going! Wouldn't wanna keep Jo-Yo waiting for too long, didn't he say he was gonna bring another person along? Ah well! Another man, another friend!... or woman... or something, I dunno, whatevz... I just hope I get to finally tell him today... Yeah! Once the time is right, Imma pop it out, Imma tell him! I've been keeping this thingy in for far too long! Today is the day I will let it out! I can do this! It'll go super, no doubt about it!" She shrugged in a chipper attitude, exiting her bedroom and heading downstairs, sliding down the railing of the staircase to get down. She hopped up and landed her feet into her shoes to put them on because that's just how physics work here. Opening the door, Sue strutted outside and kicked the door shut behind her before forwarding away, whistling an up-beat tune. She seemed very content and excited to get to wherever she's heading, so excited that she may or may not have forgotten to lock her front door.

Few minutes past, a man approached Sue's house. He seemed to be walking slightly suspiciously, holding an iPad in hand. He stood up straight to examine the house, taking out his phone to look back on a previous text message. He nodded his head, smiling and adjusting his sunglasses. He slid his phone back into his pocket. "Nice, looks like I've got the right place. The address matches perfectly." The man proceeded forward, eventually reaching the front door. He knocked on the door three times, no one answered. He tried again, even ringing the doorbell a few times. Nothing, not even a single voice. Impatient, he jerked the doorknob around which only then did he figure out that the door was unlocked. Surprised, he stepped backwards, gasping quietly. He slowly peeked through the window, seeing that there was no one inside, "Looks like no one's home..." He looked around from left to right, making sure everything was clear before heading back over to the door. He took a deep breath then began pushing the door open slowly and silently, tip-toeing inside. Right off the bat, he was greeted with the sight of a horrid pigsty that is Sue's living room, before he wasn't able to see the inside properly, but now he probably wishes that that was still the case. The man stood still, his sunglasses ever so slowly falling off his face, revealing the shrunken red pupils underneath. His eye twitched slightly, a few pieces of his hair boinging up like a spring. Slowly, he tilted his head to the side, opening his mouth to say a few words, "This... Is what my daughter lives in... This... Five-year-old birthday party aftermath..."

-x-

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Episode 4: L.I.F.E | Episode 4: Friends or Maybe Friends
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Description
Giddy strolled around in his cafe, seeing his customers enjoy their food with pure satisfaction written on their expressions. He nodded his head, pleased with the reactions he was receiving. He adjusted his bow tie, standing up straight and taking a deep breath, he began to twirl around like a dancing ballerina performing on stage. "I must say, today is absolutely splendid! The sun is shining, the birds are singing and the lilacs are blooming fabulously~ and everything is as peaceful and quiet as can be!~" he spoke with enthusiasm, standing still once again and pointing his index finger up high with a wide smile, assuring his statement. The entrance door to the cafe was then slammed open with an ear-piercing loud thud, drawing everyone's attention as all the customers began to mumble curiously due to the shock of the sudden dramatic entrance. Giddy ever so slowly rewinded his index finger back down along with his wide smile, "Almost everything..." He spoke in slight disappointment but turned around to meet eyes with the people whom just entered with a welcoming smile nevertheless.

"Greetings gentlemen! Welcome to the Piece of Fabcake Cafe, where the treats you'll receive are cray, gourmet and totes bae~" Giddy exclaimed, saying the last two words with a queen hip sway. Johan panted intensely, trying to catch his breath to recover from his extreme speed run from earlier. Dan eventually got up from the ground, dusting himself off, seeming to be even more grumpy than before. Johan took a deep breath before standing up straight again immediately like as if nothing ever happened, "Hey dude, heard this restaurant was slayin', so me and my pal over here-" He nudged Dan on the shoulder with his elbow, wiggling his eyebrows smugly, "-decided to come check it out." Dan grumbled. "Actually, you decided..." he spoke with distaste. Johan gave Dan the 'really? -_-' look before looking back at Giddy, smiling again, "Anyways, another dudette will be taggin' along with us soon so that'll make it a table for three, please!~" he spoke up with contentment as he wrapped his arm around Dan's neck and pulling him close into a tight friendly embrace. Giddy laughed at Johan's quirkiness, "Oh my sir, you're quite the giggle-cookie!"

Before anything else, Giddy looked over at Johan, looking at him closely like as if he recognised something, it wasn't long before Johan realised the way Giddy was looking at him. Confused, he questioned, "Somethin' wrong, matey?" Just then Giddy's eyes shot wide open, his mouth forming into a wide smile, placing his hand to his chest slowly as two laughs escaped his lungs. "JOHAN! Oh darling, it's been far too long! How've you been? Oh, it's so marvellous to see you again, dear!" Johan immediately recognised the way Giddy spoke, his face lighting up with glee, lifting up his hand at pointing at Giddy, his hand shaking from the shock. "GID! MAH MAN! OH DUDE IT'S BEEN FIVE-EVER!" Johan exclaimed, giving Giddy a glomp-like hug. They both began laughing, "Mate, I haven't hung around with you since high school. Man, you haven't changed one bit! I'm a big dumb in the head for not recognising you sooner... OOOOOH, so THAT'S why the name of this place was so familiar!" Johan smacked his fist into the palm of his other hand. Giddy chuckled, "Yes yes, indeed~ Likewise, you haven't changed either, darling." Dan stood at the side with his arms crossed, his expression also crossed. "Yeah yeah, you two know each other, blah blah blah. Cheesy friendship reunion, blah blah blah. 'We use to call each other on our cellphones~' blah blah blah. Ugh, yuck!" Dan reached into his pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes, flipping one into his mouth and lighting it up, taking a blow.

The two friends looked at each other, Giddy didn't seem comfortable with the way Dan was behaving but Johan just laughed it off. "Oh yeah dudes, I should introduce you two!" Johan cleared his throat as he stood up in a straight posture like as if saluting, "Dan, this is Gidderson or Giddy for short. And Giddy, this is Daniel or Dan for short" He spoke joyfully. Dan grumbled, "No, not Daniel! Never Daniel!". Giddy's impression with Dan so far was not pleasant, but he remained respectful, pulling off a welcoming smile and held his hand out towards Dan for a friendly handshake, "It's a pleasure to meet you, sir." Dan looked down at Giddy's hand then back at his face, unamused. He took the cigarette out of his mouth and blew a puff of smoke into Giddy's face, "Sorry, I don't do handshakes..." He spoke bluntly. Giddy began fanning his hands around his face, seeming to be freaking out, "Ugh~ my eyes! Oh, I can't see! Oh dear, this horrid smell! Oh goodness!" He exclaimed frantically, eventually fanning the smoke away to finally function normally again. "Oh why heavens! You sir are a horrid filthy man, I say! How dare you do that to me! I was being polite! Ugh!~ Shame on you and you're tacky flannel jacket!" Dan rolled his eyes, annoyed, "Yeah yeah, shut up. You're the one to talk, Suspenders. I mean seriously, who still wear those these days? And another thing, what's up with the name of this dumb place?! UGH! And that slogan as well. Seriously? 'Bae'?... How much more cheesy can you get?..." Dan gagged, taking another blow at his cigarette, tapping the end of it to allow the ashes to shower down onto the clean floor of the cafe. Giddy puffed up his cheeks into two big balloons, at this point he was about to explode from anger, thinking in his mind, "OH HOW DARE HE INSULT MY FABULOUS ATTIRE! AIMI WORKED HARD ON THIS SKI-

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But he managed to calm himself down, relaxing and remaining peaceful. "Well my good sir, I'll have you know that I quite like my attire, thank you very much and honestly, I have no shame for wearing it, I find suspenders quite fabulous actually~." He crossed his arms, asserting himself as he walked closer to Dan, strutting. "Also..." Giddy lifted his hand up and whacked it across Dan's cheek, knocking the cigarette straight out of Dan's mouth as it fell to the floor. Giddy stomped on the cigarette with one foot, crushing it down and twisting it around in a circular motion. He looked back up at Dan with unamusement after wiping the ashes off the bottom of his shoe with some tissues, "There will be no smoking in the cafe..." He spoke seriously, scrunching the tissue into a small ball and chucking it flawlessly into the trashcan at the corner of the cafe, not a hint of fooling around. Dan just glared at Giddy, squinting his eyes as he showed his teeth while growling, "Go suck a d**k..." Giddy placed a hand on his hip in a sassy attitude, grinning proudly as he inched closer to Dan, speaking in a very sensual and seductive manner, "There's a d**k right here~~" winking at him and wiggling his eyebrows. Dan snarled, furious and full of hatred for the other male, they both looked into each other's eyes as lighting bolts seem to be striking out from their eyes straight at one another, a sign of disgust and hatred for each other. Johan stood at the side, a sweat droopy slowly sliding down from his forehead as he watched the two of them giving each other the arch nemesis death glare, "...You two are gettin' along far too well, dudes! Ehe~~..." He spoke with unconvincing enthusiasm, placing his hand behind his head and scratching his jet black hair, trying to pull off an everything-is-just-fine smile.

*Le Meanwhile*

The two girls arrived at the supermarket, the automatic glass doors sliding apart to allow them inside. Aimi looked around at the vast space within the store, smiling, "Finally, somewhere that isn't so packed and jammed all over the place." she spoke with relief, relaxing herself with a deep breath before continuing to walk. Tish followed by Aimi's side, there weren't many people around at this time of day so there was plenty of space and barely any noise besides the faint music playing from the speakers and the advertisements. Aimi reached into her satchel, pulling out a folded up piece of paper and began to unfold it. She looked at the list, mumbling to herself the items listed on the paper, Tish peeked over her shoulders, "W-wow... that sure is a lot of stuff." Aimi sighed, "Oh, tell me about it. This isn't really the most relaxing period of my life. Trust me, you don't wanna know..." She spoke with distaste, eyes full of dread as she stared at the list. "To be honest, same with me. Ever since mom left, I was responsible to do everything she use to do. Clean the house, cook the food, get the groceries and since dad is quite busy with his business work and mom isn't around, I'll have to look after the house now. Dad's job recently has been paying him a low amount for some reason, so that's why I'm working at Mr Mcfabcake's cafe... I-I guess that answers what I'm here for" Tish laughed softly for a bit before going quiet again. "I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bore you with my life stories..." She poked her two index fingers together, looking downwards. Aimi blinked her eyes twice in surprise, "...That sounds difficult..." She gently took Tish by the hand in a friendly manner, "It's alright, I'm sure it won't put too much stress onto you. Perhaps we should probably start getting to the shopping part now, hm?" Tish smiled, nodding her head happily. Both of them skipped off to the grocery store located inside the supermarket.

They walked along the aisles, Aimi pushing a shopping cart filled up half way. Looking down at the list, she smiled, "Okay, I just need one more item and I'll be set! Now, if only I can find the butter..." she spoke with contentment. Tish was holding a shopping basket, almost filled all the way up. She smiled, nodding her head, "Same here. I'll just need some milk and I'll be finished for today." They both continued to walk, seeming to be getting along very well unlike some people... anyways, moving on. "S-So um... what do you think of the cafe? I-If you don't mind me asking..." Tish spoke, her voice petite as always. "Well... it is very well decorated and quite luxurious... but the boss..." Aimi stopped her speech there. "O-Oh, you mean Mr Mcfabcake? Oh no, don't mind him. He's this quirky all the time, I remember my first time meeting him, he definitely has no filter for his mouth." Tish giggled under her breath, "S-sorry, was that too mean?..." She spoke nervously. Aimi shook her head, "No no, it's fine. Go on" Tish took a deep breath before continuing to speak, "O-Okay... well, basically he's just a jokester so you don't have to mind him... besides, to be honest..." Tish motioned Aimi to come closer, indicating that she would prefer to whisper the next part to Aimi secretly. "... Judging by the way I saw him act all those other times when I'm with him, I think Mr Mcfabcake *gulp* ... maybe swings for the other team..." Aimi had a poker face after hearing that, standing still and unmoving, "...You don't say ._." She said casually. "I-It's just a prediction! I-I-I'm not saying i-it's true at all! Oh no, now I feel bad about gossiping! P-Please don't tell Mr Mcfabcake, he might get offended and fire me! But more importantly, I might upset him!" Aimi placed her hands on Tish's shoulders, easing her to relax and stop panicking. "Relax, relax. I know, I know, I won't say a word." She held Tish's hand until she had fully calmed down.

Tish looked down at the floor, "I-I'm sorry, I started worrying too dramatically again... I-It's normal for me... I-I hope you don't mind..." She spoke timidly. Aimi chuckled, covering her mouth with her hand, "Don't worry, no harm done".Something seemed to be glistening in the corner of Aimi's vision, she turned her head then noticed a stick of butter just sitting there, it was the exact brand she likes using and being a lucky star, it was the last one left. Smiling, she reached her hand forward to grab the stick of butter. "Gotti!" she exclaimed, but another voice spoke with her in unison, as she placed her hand on the butter, another was reaching for it as well. Confused, she looked up to see another female with long galaxy locks and tanned skin wearing oversized sunglasses. They both looked at each other before squinting their eyes intimidatingly... off course the other lady's eyes wouldn't be visible but you could tell she was doing it, I promise o_o'. Tish stood at the back, shaking slightly, "... Oh no..."

*Le Meanwhile Again*

Johan slowly ascended upwards from in between the other two gentlemen, trying to maintain his enthusiasm. "Well then! Dan mah man, h-how about we- well, I dunno~ get a seat somewhere to um well... you know... sit on it, maybe?" He fluttered his eyes innocently. Dan slowly shifted his vision away from Giddy and onto Johan, sighing. "Ugh, Whatever! It beat's talking to this f*ggot..." He said insensitively, folding his arms. Giddy placed a hand to his chest as a high pitched 'UGH!' came out of him, as if being offended, "How dare you!..."

There was a period of silence.

"... And so what if I am?! You vulgar filthy rat, you!" Giddy pointed at Dan in a fit of anger, Dan stood still, "... TMI..." He spoke bluntly. Giddy growled at Dan's comment, but was able to once again returned back to peace after a deep breath, standing properly again. He began thinking to himself, "As a man working in hospitality, it would be mighty disrespectful of me to treat this man in harsh ways. Especially at the expense of my good friend Johan... I suppose for Johan's sake I'll just have to at least try and tolerate this awful man... ugh, this is going to be such a drag... and not the good kind..." Dan glared at Giddy, starting to think to himself as well, "Dammit, this c**t's like a f**king haemorrhoid, won't get off your f**king @$$. S**t, he's pissing me off! I wish I could just knock his damn head off... but... *sigh* Johan... Fine, I guess I won't do it... for now..." They both then thought in unison, "I must resist... for Johan..."

"S-So Johan, darling!~ a table for three you say? Absolutely! Not a problem, come, dear!~ Come~" Giddy lead them to a table in the corner close to the entrance door with four seats, close enough I guess. He handed them two menus, "One of our waiters will soon come at take your orders, but for now just sit back and decide what you would like!~ Take all the time you need, no rush." Giddy bowed before walking off, gagging at the presence of Dan behind his back. Dan did the same to Giddy when he left. Johan looked at the menu, his eyes gleaming up with excitement, "Dear Mother Delilah! These all look so dope! Aw man! I'm so tempted to just order EVERYTHIN' on here! Dude, this will not be the last time you'll see me here, the food looks amazeballs, the interior's amazeballs and an amazeballs pal of mine owns this place! How can I not come back?!" Dan rolled his eyes, mumbling under his breath, "Psst! Amazeballs my @$$..." He then spoke normally again. "Yeah, whatever, I don't really care... and don't start judging the food before you actually eat it." Johan placed the menu down, "Aw come on, man. lighten up! I haven't seen you laugh or smile properly in five-ever!" Dan lowered his eyebrows, making him even more grumpy, then he switched it into a mockingly sarcastic smile and began laughing stupidly, "EHUEHUEHUE~ YEH EH NU, DEUD!~~ FIVE-EVER MEEEEN!~~" Then instantly returning back to his previous expression. Johan stared with an unamused straight face, "... I said 'properly' dude... that just sounded like you were mocking me..." Dan folded his arms, still maintaining his expression, "Who said I wasn't?..." Johan faceplamed, "Damn it, man..."

*Le Meanwhile Again Again*

"Listen, miss. I'm not in the mood for any of this so perhaps you maybe could give up this butter just this once and get this over with?" Aimi spoke in annoyed attitude, hands on hips. "Nah, you little s**t! Why should I?! That don't sound so fair to me!" The lady replied in a nasty manner, hissing out those words. Aimi silently growled under her breath, rising an eyebrow, she was getting impatient. She softly coughed twice onto her fist to clear her throat, standing up into a straight poster and pulling off a smug smile. "Look Tanner, I wouldn't want to have an argument about a stick of butter, especially at this point in time. I'm sure you don't want to either, so I suppose you're butter off just giving me this!" Aimi spat those words out assertively without a single stutter. Tish coward back a few steps, gulping at the tension, "O-Oh no... this is getting a-a bit... scary..." She mumbled to herself, afraid of what's going to happen next. The lady removed her sunglasses, her eyes glaring at Aimi with pissed-off-ness, "You listen, C**t!-" She held her sunglasses and pointed them at Aimi as if threatening her. Aimi just folded her arms in a snobby manner, "-I'm about to whoop you're stanky @$$ cause I'm sick of playing games! You either back the f**k up from this stick of butter or else you're @$$ will be full of you-know-what toni- wait, did you just say a pun?" The lady continued harshly, but starting at the pause she instantly altered into a more casual tone. "Yes, so what? Do you have a proble-" Aimi stopped midway through her sentence, "Hang on..." she looked at the lady with close inspection, squinting her eyes. The lady was confused on the way Aimi was looking at her but soon enough her face lit up with shock. Not long after, Aimi did the same. "Kozzy?!" Aimi exclaimed, covering her mouth with both hands after saying that name. "WAIFU!" The lady yelled back afterwards, immediately gabbing hold of Aimi, lifting her off the ground and squeezing her tightly in a big hug. They both started to laugh happily, Tish stood at the back, she appeared lost and very confused, "... W-what... just happened?"

Kozzy then dropped Aimi back down, then began ruffling her hair like a smol pup. "I knew you looked a bit familiar! There ain't another lil' s**t out there that wears that much pink!" She said, placing both hands on her hips and exclaiming out boisterous laughter. Aimi giggled happily, "Oh, I'm sure there isn't. How's life been treating you lately, Koz?" Kozzy slouched downwards, arching her back dreadingly, "LIKE S**T!" She spoke in a growlish tone, "But, I get to bump into me Waifu! So everything is alright now!" Her tone switched to a squeaky, cutesier manner. Aimi smiled, looking over to Tish and holding her hand. She gestured Kozzy's attention over to Tish with her other hand, politely introducing the two. "Kozzy, I'd like you to meet my new friend, Tish. We recently met and we work together at the new cafe. Tish, this is Kozzy, an old friend of mine during our High School years." Kozzy leaned in closer to Tish, "Oi, ya lil' s**t! Nice meetin' ya, kiddo." She was quite forward with her speech which Tish wasn't very use to. "H-h-hi..." Tish attempted to reply, her voice shaking from being so nervous. She looked down at the floor and began mumbling to herself quietly. Kozzy tilted her head, looking over at Aimi and secretly whispering to her, "What's up with her?" Aimi sighed, holding up both her hands in a shrugging position, shaking her head and sighing. "She's quite shy when it comes to new people... actually... she's quite shy when it comes to people in general. Haven't even known her for so long and I could tell that as a fact." Kozzy nodded with her bottom lip sticked out, "You don't say..."

"Well anyway, it is so amazing to meet up with you again! Serves me right for not giving you my number when I had the chance back in High School." Aimi chuckled in a silly way, emphasising her foolishness. Kozzy exclaimed a loud 'HA!', running her thumb under her noes to be cool. "Nah, it's all good. Waifu does no wrong!" Kozzy winked at Aimi, giving her a thumbs up and smiling at her joyfully. They spoke for bit to catch up, Tish just stood silently due to her nervousness but remained respectful and content nonetheless. "Alright Waifu, I'm in a bit of a hurry today so Imma give you my number, you can call whenever you need whatever. I got nothing to do with my trash life so I'm almost always guaranteed to pick up at the first two rings." Kozzy handed Aimi a piece of paper with her number on it, Aimi laughed at Kozzy's humorous words, nodding in agreement and taking the paper. Both of them then went to reach for the butter again, they once again looked over at each other, surprised but then starting to chuckle. "Here Koz, you can have it." Aimi insisted politely, Kozzy shook her head, "Nah Poodle, you take it." "No no, I insist." Aimi responded. "No, I insist." Kozzy was doing no different, soon both of them were glaring at each other just like earlier, pushing the stick of butter back and forth towards one another. "You take it!" "Nah, you lil' s**t! You either take the butter or you're @$$ is taking it!" And they were back to where they started. Tish coward back awkwardly, turning around and walking over to the beverage section and taking a bottle of milk, tossing it into her basket. She sighed, looking back at the two ladies fighting over the butter again, "I think they need some milk more than I do..." She thought in disappointment, looking back down at the bottle of milk in her basket.

*Le Meanwhile x3*

Sue looked at herself in the mirror, putting on her grey and white flannel jacket; something she would usually wear everyday. She patted down her torso to make sure she was as neat as possible. Taking a deep breath, she checked herself out one more time in the mirror, "Ho-Okay!~ I'm all ready to head out!" she placed her hands on her hips and smiled proudly. She held up her wrist to check the time on her watch, she nodded her head. "Sweet! Looks like it's time to get going! Wouldn't wanna keep Jo-Yo waiting for too long, didn't he say he was gonna bring another person along? Ah well! Another man, another friend!... or woman... or something, I dunno, whatevz... I just hope I get to finally tell him today... Yeah! Once the time is right, Imma pop it out, Imma tell him! I've been keeping this thingy in for far too long! Today is the day I will let it out! I can do this! It'll go super, no doubt about it!" She shrugged in a chipper attitude, exiting her bedroom and heading downstairs, sliding down the railing of the staircase to get down. She hopped up and landed her feet into her shoes to put them on because that's just how physics work here. Opening the door, Sue strutted outside and kicked the door shut behind her before forwarding away, whistling an up-beat tune. She seemed very content and excited to get to wherever she's heading, so excited that she may or may not have forgotten to lock her front door.

Few minutes past, a man approached Sue's house. He seemed to be walking slightly suspiciously, holding an iPad in hand. He stood up straight to examine the house, taking out his phone to look back on a previous text message. He nodded his head, smiling and adjusting his sunglasses. He slid his phone back into his pocket. "Nice, looks like I've got the right place. The address matches perfectly." The man proceeded forward, eventually reaching the front door. He knocked on the door three times, no one answered. He tried again, even ringing the doorbell a few times. Nothing, not even a single voice. Impatient, he jerked the doorknob around which only then did he figure out that the door was unlocked. Surprised, he stepped backwards, gasping quietly. He slowly peeked through the window, seeing that there was no one inside, "Looks like no one's home..." He looked around from left to right, making sure everything was clear before heading back over to the door. He took a deep breath then began pushing the door open slowly and silently, tip-toeing inside. Right off the bat, he was greeted with the sight of a horrid pigsty that is Sue's living room, before he wasn't able to see the inside properly, but now he probably wishes that that was still the case. The man stood still, his sunglasses ever so slowly falling off his face, revealing the shrunken red pupils underneath. His eye twitched slightly, a few pieces of his hair boinging up like a spring. Slowly, he tilted his head to the side, opening his mouth to say a few words, "This... Is what my daughter lives in... This... Five-year-old birthday party aftermath..."

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