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"He's not being serious! No no, he just can't be! This is impossible, HOW!?" Aimi paced around her bedroom, back and forth and back and forth as she muttered words out fast and unsteady. She stopped as she slammed both hands onto her bed looking dead at her plushie sitting comfortably next to the pillows, "Dad just told me he saw-" she paused her sentence as she shivered in disgust, "-Dan... And even worse, at that new place I work at too!? What even- How is- Why did- UGH!" She slapped the palm of her hand onto her forehead, seeming to not know how to cope with this situation. However, she relaxed her expression, closing her eyes and taking gentle breaths, moving her hand to the pace of her breathing and movement. Exhaling one final breath she spoke calmly, "Right, so it's the return of the Beast of Ultimate Edge, not that big of a deal... Just that he left for literally YEARS WITHOUT EXPLANATION and all of a sudden out of nowhere it's like 'Hey, I'm going to show up again DUUURR!~~ And again with no explanation DUUURR!~~' This angsty-attitude, salty-cyclops, 'I'm too edgy for friends' demise of Delilah! I swear! UGH!" And with that rage, she snatched up a pillow and slammed against the wall, the plushy tripping over onto it's side. Her breathing was heavy as her frustration boiled but was instantly extinguished by the sight of her own reflection in the mirror, a grin traced upon her expression giving a wink at the reflection, striking a confident pose, "Hi!~" and seeming to have thrown away all her rage from before so simply."Hold on, where was I again?" contemplating for a moment, she sat back down on her bed, gently tapping the tip of her finger on her chin. "Oh, right, ugh... My dear~ loving~ older~ brother~" She swung herself about with the most sarcastic tone of voice as she sang that sentence, her fake smile instantly reforming into a disgusted glare. She had her arms folded as she rolled her eyes, "How am I suppose to deal with this?! I know mom and dad would want me to convince him to come back home, but I just know he wouldn't even bother to consider listening to me! For Delilah's sake! Knowing him, he'd probably either ignore me or pretend he doesn't even know me! That human garbage! Dis-GUSTING!" With her arms folded she fell back down onto the bed, kicking her legs around and sighing. "Don't think too much now, it's definitely a one time thing, the guy barely ever wants to go outside. Either that or he changed and became more outgoing which I doubt! Ugh... I should rest, I did quite a lot today." She rested her eyes, popping in her earbuds and began to listen to some tunes. She opened one eye peeping over to the plush toy and slapped it off of the bed and hit the floor head first, "You were just a phase.. you know that right?"
Le Day or Two Later
Aimi examined herself in the mirror, changing poses and various different angles as if posing for a camera. "The uniform don't look half bad on me, then again I'd look great in anything so-" she gave her hair a quick flick before continuing her sentence, "-that's no surprise~" She had her new work uniform on which was conveniently comfortable. Not too tight nor too loose, the fabric didn't really irritate her either which is a relief. She patted her hands down her uniform, fixing bits and pieces up and additionally giving it a quick dust-off before exiting her bedroom and forwarding downstairs to prepare breakfast. Once again she was greeted with the sight her roommate slouching on the sofa with a gaming controller in her hands, she appears to be playing some sort of shooting game. As Sue aggressively mashed the buttons on the controller she yelled passionately at the screen with volume that overpowered the gunshot sounds erupting from the game itself which was already on full volume. "C'mon! Get 'em! GET 'EM!! Ugh! Dear Delilah, you people stink!" Focusing so hard on her game Sue has yet to notice Aimi's presence behind her whom is pretty unpleased. "Has the neighbours ever complained about this?..."
"Have you been on that Y-Cube all night playing that game?" Not really bothering with a proper introduction, Aimi spat those words out carelessly, arms folded and gently tapping her fingers on her elbow. Sue didn't respond until later dying in the game, groaning in dissatisfaction as she slammed her controller onto the couch, "Pretty much, yeah. I got a few snoozes here and there though. What? You interested in joining, Pinky?~" Sue finally turned around to face Aimi, her lips shaped like the number 3 and her eyebrows wiggling with her eagerness for Aimi to join in the game with her. She held up the controller, swinging it around back and forth by the cord. Aimi kept her posture still, letting out a single chuckle before walking over to the other side of the couch, "As much as I would..." she paused for a mere moment before proceeding, "... love, to play a few round of this... what do you call this game again?" she asked, clearly having no knowledge on these things. Sue looked at the TV screen then quickly back at Aimi, "StBG" she responded. Aimi nodded her head slowly, "Ah, I see..." she then tilted her head as she raised an eyebrow, "What does that stand for again?" Sue snorted after hearing that question, holding back her laugh, "Dude! It's 'Shoot the Bad Guys', were you born yesterday!?" Shortly after, she began ascending her voice away into laughter. Aimi just rolled her eyes, sighing and putting her hand upon her forehead, "Yeah Dewd~ How could you tell?~" She spoke with obvious sarcasm once again oozing from her sentences, clearly mocking her stoner-like roommate when she said 'dude'.
Sue quickly withdrew her impolite laughter, taking a couple of deep breaths to fully relax herself, which then is when she noticed Aimi's uniform. "Whoa Pinkster, aren't you looking professional!" Sue exclaimed, becoming curious and now completely ditching her game. Aimi giggled, no longer being so stern with the blackette, "It'll be my first day on the job and it'll also be starting in an hour or two, gotta quickly have breakfast and be on my way." Sue nodded as she listened to what Aimi said however, she only focused her eyes on the uniform, couldn't help but think something about it seems familiar... and then it hit her. "Hey wait! That's the Piece of Fabcake! I know that place! I was there yesterday afternoon with my totally cool, amazing, awesome handsome, sweet, definition-of-perfection, definitely-don't-have-a-crush-on BF- I mean BFF! Oh, and his other friend too. Wow! You're working there now?! That's totally cool, dude!" Excitement blossomed in Sue's voice as she sung that last line.
Aimi was silent for a moment, looking down at her uniform then back at Sue. "... Yes" she responded slowly, having a hand on her hip and rubbing the back of her head with her other hand. "Anyways, I will be making breakfast! It'll be my own original pancake recipe; 'Kissed by Morning's Majesty'. If you haven't eaten already I'll be making some for you as well, but you'll have to get off the couch for once and join me at the dining table for that." Sue balled her fist up in front of her with a face of victory, "Yes!" She whispered loudly to herself before kicking herself up off the couch, she hadn't had a properly cooked meal in a long time mostly due to her immense laziness so it's understandable why she'd not bother properly cooking majority of the time. Aimi just rolled her eyes and giggled as Sue marched happily to the dining table, "And by the way, what was THAT suppose to mean?! I don't ALWAYS lay on that couch ya know!" She whined in a silly playful manner, plopping herself down on one of the chairs around the dining table. Aimi just simply turned her head, her face having a very smug expression, "I know, you take at least 2 hours going out on a totally-not-a-date with your totally-don't-have-a-crush-on BF- I mean BFF at a certain cafe with a cheesy name." Ending her sentence off with a wink. Sue flushed up with blush as she began to shove Aimi over into the kitchen, "Aye aye aye! Hold your tongue, Pinky! Remember whose house you're livin' in! J-just get to making the breakfast already, dude! Quit speaking nonsense!" She quickly strapped an apron on the pink girl before immediately marching back out without another word. Aimi just watched her, hands on her hips as she shock her head, sighing. "So, I'm the one speaking nonsense now?..." Shrugging it off casually, Aimi began preparing the breakfast, Sue eagerly awaiting her meal at the table like an impatient puppy.
Le Later Again
Finally arriving at the cafe, Aimi placed a hand on the glass door's doorknob, resting for a minute to recharge her energy from all that walking. She sighed, "Honestly, was it really THAT bad? For Delilah's sake, Morning's Majesties aren't even that hot! Don't be so dramatic.."
Flashback~
Sue clung onto her neck for dear life, her face ever so slowing turning blue and red from both the excruciatingly painful spice and suffocation. She attempts desperately to rid of the deadly substance that she had consumed so naively, never knowing it would be so tragic. However her attempts were nothing more but traces of her cries for help, little bits of her voice would escape her violated throat as she crumbled to the ground, still effortlessly clenching onto her neck. "I've- ... Been- ... Kissed- ... By- ... Death-" Her voice was so damaged, her words are almost impossible to understand. Her dull crimson eyes slowly rolled to the back of her head, her face now completely pale and lifeless and burning hot saliva began oozing from her open mouth, sizzling as it came in contact with the floor. She has fainted. Aimi sure can make that recipe of hers look like a gorgeous work of art, but Delilah forbid thou to take a single bite for the spice is truly a lethal and fatal caress from death itself.
End of Flashback~
"Ugh, forget it! it doesn't matter! " Aimi pulled the entry door open and stepped inside, there was still a few minutes before the cafe opens for customers, enough time for the workers to get set up. "Oh Miss Aimei dear! How very splendid the day is that you could arrive!~" Surprised, Aimi turned over as her new boss Gidderson approached her with a welcoming appeal. She had her hands on her hips and appeared disapproving at first, making Giddy giggle awkwardly and taking a small step back however shortly after, she gave a casual smile as she let out a soft chuckle before speaking. "Well aren't you a formal one, calling me by me actual first name. Just 'Aimi' is fine." Not a trace of dislike resided in her tone of voice allowing Giddy to rewind himself back to his welcoming state. "But off course, darling!~" He went to stand beside the pinkette, "I do hope you enjoy your first day on the job!~ Honestly, with your personality I doubt you'd have any trouble! We've been having rude and unpleasant customers ever since the second day we opened-" He began mumbling under his breath, clutching his teeth, "Like that one 'gentleman' from yesterday BUT!-" Quickly getting back into regular talking as he clapped his hands together, "Now that we have you, those ruffians would no longer be such a bother to us!" He finally ended his speech, fluttering his eyes with elegance. Aimi folded her arms with pride, "I'm looking forward to that, Sir." Giddy spoke up once more, "Oh, just 'Giddy' is fine!~ No need to be so formal, Sweetums!" giving a wink.
Not awhile later, Tish arrived as well, closing the door behind her slowly and quietly. She made her way over to Aimi and Giddy, her hands together infront of her like the proper and respectful girl she is. "So sorry Mr Mcfabcake, was I late?" she smiled softly to greet her boss and co-worker. "But off course not, Tish dear!~ There's still plenty of time before we open... Well, 2 minutes is 'plenty of time' in my book!~" Giddy adjusted his bowtie before continuing, "You could decorate an entire cupcake in that time! But anyways, run along now girls, get settled down. I sense that today will be a spectacular day!~ Ohohohohohoho!!~~" Giddy strut away as he let out the dramatic laugh, the back of his hand pressed up against his chin with his head held high. The two girls glanced at each other for a little bit before giggling quietly to themselves. Soon the cafe was opened and customers arrived one by one, already becoming quite busy despite only being a few minutes in since opening.
Le Later Again Again
"C'mooon dude, pleeeaaaaase!!~~" Johan whined and begged like a child, clinging onto his friend's arm as he shook it around. "Ugh..." Dan grumbled and is obviously ticked off.. again, putting his acoustic guitar on the side. "I don't understand you're obsession with that place.. I also don't understand why I must go with you! What are you, five?! You need supervision or something?! 'ooooh~ Lil' Joey-booboo's afwaid of getting losted in the lame cafwe thingy~~ NYEEEEEEEEH~~'" Dan pulled stupid faces and a ridiculous voice as he attempted to mock his friend. Johan had paused his pleading after that, standing still with a really unimpressed expression, ".. Yeah bro, you not that good at doing impressions, bro. Just sayin'.." Dan simply rolled his eyes before lightly slapping the palm of his hand on his forehead. The black-haired male proceeded his sentence, "Dude, I like that place, but-" Which was quickly interrupted by another sarcastic comment from Dan, "Whoa, really?~~", "... Buuut, I don't wanna go alone, man. It's more awesome to get on in there with a pal! Going alone is like.. boring. Besides, last time we went things got a bit.. weird, you and dudette didn't really kick it off all that cool and plus we had to leave early for... what again? Eh whatever, you get my drift." Dan quickly responded in an annoyed manner, "I TOLD you I'm not fond with meeting new people. And if you don't want to alone so badly, why not invite that 'dudette' of yours? She would obviously have a higher chance of saying yes.."
Johan rubbed the back of his head, "Well, I was gonna.. but she couldn't make it, what a bummer.. She sounded so awful on the phone, I think dudette's got a fever or somethin'. Dayum, she was all good just yesterday.. I wonder what happened... AND SO! You were my other choice! So what do ya say?!~" He clapped his hands together, smiling to continue persuading his not-so-friendly friend. Dan just looked down, his eyes clouded in an upset emotion as he clutched his teeth tensely. His mind began a revision of past events, memories he shunned with so much spite. He mumbled to himself under his hate-filled breath, "Always second in line, aren't I?..." In reaction, Johan tilted his head, "Did ya say somethin', bud?" words that snapped Dan out these memories that he despises so much, he face Johan once again. "N-nothing!.. Okay fine! I'll go! But I'm leaving the second something pisses me off! You got that?!" Picking his guitar back up and hanging the strap back onto his shoulder, Dan walked past Johan, shoving him out of the way inconsiderately. His head hanging low with his hat shadowing over his face. "... Cool dude, I'm chill with that!" And off course, Johan thought nothing of it and just walked with him down the streets onward to the Piece of Fabcake.
It wasn't that long of a walk to get there luckily for both of them; one being jammed full of excitement and impatience to arrive while the other pleaded to Delilah for this to just be over and done with. "Aw sweet! There were still tons of stuff on their dope menu I have yet to get a taste of! Like the vanilla cream filling mini cakes! Awww, I can taste it now~ the fluffy white cream filling getting squeezed out from those little squishy cakes from the bite of my teeth~ slowly oozing around inside my mouth 'till I can no longer feel my jaws, unable to speak~ just the soft sugary cream engulfing my insides when I so vulnerably swallow it all down" Johan gulped loudly, his eyes rolled back from the pleasure of his imagination as he stuck out his tongue and panted like a dog. He continued talking with his tongue still sticking out, "Sweet sweet vanilla paradise~~ m-mooore~~" Dan watched from the side, he scooted away a few steps, a tad disgusted and weirded out at what the over-daydreaming man was doing. He sighed, "I have half the mind to just slap his prostate further in... but... He's really happy here, isn't he? Heh, stupid little sh*t.." a faint smile grew on Dan as he turned his gaze away from Johan and at the cafe, he marched forward and placed a hand on the doorknob, "Well, you'll never know what it'll actually taste like until you actually taste it so stop standing there having orgasms and get in." Though his voice sounded harsh, it had a odd friendly vibe to it. Johan was quickly brought to an end to his little fantasy before skipping his enthusiastic self into the cafe, Dan following quietly behind.
The little bell rang as the door opened and in almost an instant the flamboyant man strut forward with his arms opened wide to greet his customers, "Greetings to you wonderful individuals! Welcome to the Piece of Fabcake Cafe, where the treats you'll receive are cray, gourmet and totes bae-" Giddy gasped mid-sentence, noticing Johan, "Joey darling! Oh, how beautiful this day must be to bring you back here today!~" Johan laughed, brushing his thumb across under his nose, "Buddy man, I told ya I'd be back! Wow, lookin' around I can tell you're avalanched with customers today, ey?" Giddy placed a hand to his chest, fluttering his eyelashes as he seemed quite flattered, "Oh honey you have no idea, it's been jam packed since this morning and I haven't been able to catch a breath since." However his warm smile quickly faded into a disgusted glare when he noticed Dan, "Oh.." He spoke, loosing his friendly tone, "I see you've bought that cancer stick addict with you.. again." Dan simply rolled his eyes, "It's Dan!" He responded aggressively. Aimi jolted up right after hearing what was just said. She slowly and dreadingly turned her head around, what she saw standing by the front entrance which was not all that far from where she herself stood, was the sight she pleaded never to witness for as long as Mother Delilah nurtures her children. Her eyes enlarged and her pupils shrunk with horror. "It's Dan..."
"And it is also none of MY concern!" Giddy snapped a reply out with little expression change to his feisty attitude, that is until he returned his eye contact back to Johan when his welcoming and friendly nature returned to him, "Now, Joey darling! How about a table, hm?~ And don't you worry! Only the best of the best would do for my dear friend!" He once again glared back at Dan, "Consider yourself lucky, Hmph!~" giving off a rather taunting tone, as if trying to get on his nerves. Dan rolled his eyes, Giddy's taunts were sure working alright, "Yeah, nice to see you too.." he spoke out of pure sarcasm and Giddy was quick in his response once again, giving off a sarcastic laugh with his mouth closed before another taunting sentence, "Hmhmhm~ Yeah, drop the act, Black Licorice~" he squinted his eyes and was speaking in almost a whisper. Johan jolted up in a fake delighted laugh, attempting to rid of this unpleasant atmosphere, "Ahaha! I see you're finally starting to like him ehe~ You're giving him sweet candy nicknames! That sure is a star-" but before he could finish, Giddy was quick to correct him, "I HATE black licorice, hmph!~" flicking his hair, he continued to lead the way. Johan stood there, all attempts to liven up the mood was a failure, leaving him with nothing more to say other than; "Oh."
-x-
We-he-hell! Would you look that that!
Didn't expect this coming, did ya?
... Yeah, I'm pretty sure you did
Sorry for the long wait.. again!
But I'm pretty sure you all are use to it by now XD
Yes, I'm doing different looking eyes now
I think they look better
But what do you think? Tell me your opinion, I'd love to know!~ <3
And yeah, my hair got an update ^^
Episode 8: L.i.F.E | Episode 8: In Dan-ial
Episode 10: Not yet, calm down!
DISCLAIMER: The characters included in this series do NOT completely or sometimes even slightly portray how their IRL counterparts actually are, events that play out in this story does not correlate to anything that occurs in real life. Please keep that in mind to avoid any misunderstanding and confusion.
QUESTION: What's a 'Morning's Majesty'?
ANSWER: A really hot pepper/spice, doesn't actually exist in real life, I made it up
-={Characters}=-
Aimi = ( Me )
Dan =
Sue =
Giddy =
Tish =
Johan =
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Comments: 34
Cybertish [2017-05-08 09:44:43 +0000 UTC]
"She has fainted."
Aimei used Flamethrower!
It was super effective against the opposing Sue!
Sue has fainted!
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Danthehunter117 [2017-04-29 20:19:51 +0000 UTC]
Great story. Like the dress.
Also:
"The characters included in this series do NOT completely or even slightly portray how their IRL counterparts actually are, please keep that in mind to avoid any misunderstanding and confusion."
What makes you say that?
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OlitaLovender In reply to Danthehunter117 [2017-04-30 03:25:36 +0000 UTC]
Honistly, I think your the only Character that portrays the IRL counterpart..
all hail the edge king..
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Danthehunter117 In reply to OlitaLovender [2017-04-30 05:09:22 +0000 UTC]
Lord-baron-edginess-super-president-for-eternity*
Not king
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Cybertish In reply to Danthehunter117 [2017-06-15 11:38:15 +0000 UTC]
So...all hail the Lord-baron-edginess-super-president-for-eternity?
That sure is a mouthful
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K-a-w-A-i-m-i In reply to Danthehunter117 [2017-04-30 02:33:11 +0000 UTC]
1. Johan is not actually a Surfer Dude in real life
2. Sue does not actually have a crush on Johan in real life
3. Tish isn't all that shy in real life, a least not as much as Tish in the story
Those are just some examples
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Danthehunter117 In reply to K-a-w-A-i-m-i [2017-04-30 05:09:54 +0000 UTC]
Good point, also there was some sarcasm in that but it's fine
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K-a-w-A-i-m-i In reply to Danthehunter117 [2017-04-30 05:23:54 +0000 UTC]
Oh, I didn't notice
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AngryFlame321 [2017-04-29 18:34:56 +0000 UTC]
She does look cute with the dress (maid outfit.) on. XD
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K-a-w-A-i-m-i In reply to AngryFlame321 [2017-04-30 02:36:10 +0000 UTC]
I know! I like that outfit too!
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K-a-w-A-i-m-i In reply to MusideLioenix [2017-04-29 17:55:37 +0000 UTC]
O_o *prepares shield of protection*
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MusideLioenix In reply to K-a-w-A-i-m-i [2017-04-29 23:59:58 +0000 UTC]
You are so gonna get it guuuurl -puts sunglasses on not-for-trying-to-look-cool- FOOKING FIRE!! -points finger at you and trows the toy gun away-
Compliment canons V. 3_51 : -fires 9768786 compliments per sec.-
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K-a-w-A-i-m-i In reply to MusideLioenix [2017-04-30 03:08:34 +0000 UTC]
I WILL FEED YOU THOSE PANCAKES AGAIN
AAAAAAAH
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MusideLioenix In reply to K-a-w-A-i-m-i [2017-05-04 20:08:11 +0000 UTC]
I NEVER HAD PANCAKES! BUT I WILL NEVER DECLAR DEFEAT! -takes compliment sword v. 4,5/9 out- En Gare! -points it at you-
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MusideLioenix In reply to K-a-w-A-i-m-i [2017-05-08 22:52:02 +0000 UTC]
-stabs the sword trough you-
-behind the scences-
Director:........WTF ARE YOU DOING?! THAT WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT!!
Ehhh welp whoops bro hha....eh...
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MusideLioenix In reply to K-a-w-A-i-m-i [2017-05-13 17:52:18 +0000 UTC]
._____________________. ehhh see ya! -farts out the room-
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