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well, I was going to wait to make this, because I wanted to use a drawing of my OC for the criminal profile picture instead of an actual photograph... but then, ~CaptTreasureTroveTi found all sorts of interesting, vaguely criminal-ish pictures on my facebook and pointed them out to me.. and sort of convinced me to make this.

anywho. so the blame or the credit (your choice of which) belongs to her.

the original criminal ID on dA, the inspiration and insanity behind this all, was made by ~Linake
if you don't look at her gallery, I will fishslap you. do we understand each other? good.

if you consider yourself a devious mastermind and feel so inclined to make yourself a criminal profile to prove such, the template and files be here--> [link]
it's a .psd download, though, so make sure you've got photoshop

speaking of photoshop! I'd like to give a shout-out to my beloved Adobe 5.5, from the 90s, which is responsible for the profile you see before you today, in addition to all the other photomanips & digital art I've done over the ages... just saying, ya'll don't need the fanciest schmanciest CS3 or what-have-yous to get the job done.

and as a last little ramble before I'm done here in my comment box, I just want to say that I didn't actually set off the MOB alarm on the Lady. someone else was unfortunate victim whose late-night excrements filled up the head, resulting in a head alarm going off during my watch... so, my sincere thanks to said individual for sticking up for me the next day, when the entire crew wanted to slaughter me over breakfast.

okees, I be done with my crazed little rabbit trails now. carry on, mates. *sips coffee* ^-^

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well, I was going to wait to make this, because I wanted to use a drawing of my OC for the criminal profile picture instead of an actual photograph... but then, ~CaptTreasureTroveTi found all sorts of interesting, vaguely criminal-ish pictures on my facebook and pointed them out to me.. and sort of convinced me to make this.

anywho. so the blame or the credit (your choice of which) belongs to her.

the original criminal ID on dA, the inspiration and insanity behind this all, was made by ~Linake
if you don't look at her gallery, I will fishslap you. do we understand each other? good.

if you consider yourself a devious mastermind and feel so inclined to make yourself a criminal profile to prove such, the template and files be here--> [link]
it's a .psd download, though, so make sure you've got photoshop

speaking of photoshop! I'd like to give a shout-out to my beloved Adobe 5.5, from the 90s, which is responsible for the profile you see before you today, in addition to all the other photomanips & digital art I've done over the ages... just saying, ya'll don't need the fanciest schmanciest CS3 or what-have-yous to get the job done.

and as a last little ramble before I'm done here in my comment box, I just want to say that I didn't actually set off the MOB alarm on the Lady. someone else was unfortunate victim whose late-night excrements filled up the head, resulting in a head alarm going off during my watch... so, my sincere thanks to said individual for sticking up for me the next day, when the entire crew wanted to slaughter me over breakfast.

okees, I be done with my crazed little rabbit trails now. carry on, mates. *sips coffee* ^-^