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My first Creature of the Week! Check out the other entries here:[link]
Thunder rattles the thousands of windows across the city of Munchopolis...a majestic mass of raw power and blue fur emerges from the morning mist...the alarm is raised, the C-24 fighters are scrambled and the Broccotanks roll out...Shokora has returned!
The Confectionery Monster is a mighty mutation, over 80 meters tall and over 50,000 metric tons, with one purpose in its simple mind - seek out the enormous Cookie Factories and gobble them 'till they are no more.
Its powerful arms are its most potent weapons, each almost as long as its whole body, and tipped with grasping claws that are both powerful yet surprisingly dexterous. Its mighty jaws can crush even the most overdone crust, and its fur is so thick and strong that it resembles a mass of steel wires, able to repel even the greenest of vegetables.
Ultimately, it is a tragic creature, for once it consumes too many cookies, its body will become overwhelmed, and it may simply die...or go on the ultimate rampage, and woe be to any who stand in its path!
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overboard454 [2021-07-15 08:24:18 +0000 UTC]
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Tello640 [2020-08-26 09:05:55 +0000 UTC]
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Harris2300 In reply to Tello640 [2021-04-05 14:51:54 +0000 UTC]
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anthony123u [2020-02-11 13:40:48 +0000 UTC]
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XenoTeeth3 [2017-10-13 12:22:22 +0000 UTC]
Me love cookie buildings ! NOM NOM NOM NOM!!! Β
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PapierowySzczur [2015-09-11 20:02:01 +0000 UTC]
"Every wookie
needs a cookie!"
Sorry, that rhyme came to my mind.
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Shadey83 [2015-07-23 04:09:23 +0000 UTC]
in a chat someone posts this so said: π: 0 β©: 0
and so yes master piece
jbriskin In reply to FoxMan0224 [2017-12-04 02:02:11 +0000 UTC]
Well, duh! Where else do ya think Cookie Monster comes from?
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TheLeadPool [2014-06-09 06:09:05 +0000 UTC]
This wins all the internet awards. ALL OF THEM.
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Saurornithoides [2014-05-02 14:35:39 +0000 UTC]
This might be the greatest picture of all time.
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aymen11 [2014-03-27 10:17:55 +0000 UTC]
This is what happens when cookie monster doesnt get his cookies
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sqmaniac01 [2013-08-04 19:25:39 +0000 UTC]
The Cookie Monster gone kaiju, Sesame Street will never be the same.
By the way making the buildings out of cookies was a nice touch.
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cwpetesch [2013-07-31 08:06:22 +0000 UTC]
My "Childhood Memories Are Returning" senses are tingling!
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DrPivot [2013-06-13 04:30:20 +0000 UTC]
*Sir the monster has been sighted on cookio, your orders?*
*SEND THE CARROT FORCE AND THE CHOOCHOO TRAIN!!! Its time for this monster to eat his veggies
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Casandraelf [2013-05-13 20:39:17 +0000 UTC]
if sesame street had a kaiju problem...
dammit, now i want to see a big bird kaiju!
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TaeYoongJoongSa [2013-03-08 05:28:21 +0000 UTC]
cookie!!! cookie!!! num num num!!! *imitates the Cookie Monster off Sesame Street
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TUFFAgentShepherd [2012-12-24 18:11:10 +0000 UTC]
Badass Cookie Monster!!!!
We need the Sesame Street Super Squad to tame this monstrosity!!!
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Wolfang56 [2012-11-05 00:30:14 +0000 UTC]
LOL i love this ;D
This is "Beast" by the way :> <--(see what i did there >:3)
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GodzillaKrueger [2012-09-08 03:07:00 +0000 UTC]
This is epic...
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Till Lindemann taught Chuck Norris the roundhouse kick due to feeling sorry for him after kicking his ass in a barfight.
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β Single
β Taken
βMentally Dating Scratte and Zira
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SPDUDE18 [2012-07-03 00:40:38 +0000 UTC]
This is so many different kinds of WIN. Do you mind if I wrote a poem on this?
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HyaRay [2012-06-25 22:43:21 +0000 UTC]
I fucking love you for this and would give you a virtual cookie if i could find the right emoticon.
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ACEnBEAKY [2012-05-13 16:31:05 +0000 UTC]
"We'll kill it with Diabetus, after we sedate him with a sugar coma!"
This is pretty funny, also because a lot of people said the 60's Godzilla looked a little like cookie monster.
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Adiraiju [2012-05-01 21:18:09 +0000 UTC]
"C IS FOR COOKIE, MUTHA@%#$ER!
I cheered when I saw this...
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