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While I'm taking a break, I leave you guy with the first caption contest I've done on DA! The idea is simple, there are two balloons, you think of something to put in each one. Specify which girl it's coming from, either one can speak first, and be sure to put your entry in quotations. Your entry should look something like this:Fat girl: "Blah blah blah blah blah"
Skinny girl: "Nah nah nah nah blah blah"
That entry would lose, but its form is correct. The winner will get... i dunno, to make request for a drawing? I try to listen to you guys anyway, but the winner gets what he or she wants drawn guaranteed. I don't know how long I'll take entries, probably just until they slow down. No more than 3 tries per person.
EDIT:
Winner! Congratulations to ~cho-co-la-te for submitting the caption I thought fit the best.
What were my criteria? Hell if I know. This one just struck my whimsy. Out of countless variations on this theme, Cho-co-la-te's was the most blunt and to the point, which seemed to fit with the attitude of the girl.
Honorable mentions go to:
~Marmalade-Man
Fat girl: "Ooh, these jeans are pretty slimming."
Skinny girl: *Mutters* "Yeah, so is a diet."
~MafiaPuppet
Fat Girl: "Taco Bell?"
Skinny Girl: "No."
~Satine-Doom
Fat Girl: It's funny how those holiday pounds pile up.
Skinny Girl: Usually, most people lose the weight from the previous years, you know.
I'm going to say that Choc gets to pick what my +100k hit gift is going to be. It'll probably be at 200k before i get it up, but still!
Thanks for playing everyone!
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Comments: 50
I always liked the literal answer for this question. You have illustrated the answerer's attitude very nicely. The question deserves the answer it got.
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STOP BEING OFFENSIVE. I DON'T CARE TO LISTEN TO REASON.
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o well this is fucking hilarious! making fun of fat people! GET A FUCKING LIFE!
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Take more time to look at the rest of my collection before you mouth off please.
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i don't give about ur collection. learn more about the challenges of being overwieght before you tell me what to do, please.
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Instead of criticizing her why not think before who's to say the person didn't chose to be over weight people make choices that may seem odd but it's their coice
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Dude, we're FAs, It's not meant as that kind of joke. in fact, Kast would probably slap the girl making fun. I know I would.
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this video reminds me very much of it : [link]
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fat girl: do these jeans make me look fat?
skinny girl: no our fat amkes you look fat.
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Skinny "At least your not borrowing my clothes anymore."
Tubby "Don't worry I've been slipping weight gain powder in all your food."
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Bigger girl: Funny, I thought black was slimming?
Skinny girl: It's obviously not the case with chocolate cakes.
Something along those lines.
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Fat Girl: I'm not chubby, am i?
Skinny Girl: I think you're long past chubby, thick and plump. You're downright fat.
Another,
Fat Girl: It's funny how those holiday pounds pile up.
Skinny Girl: Usually, most people lose the weight from the previous years, you know.
Finally
Fat Girl: I hear when you go to college, you gain 15 pounds your freshman year.
Skinny Girl: You're eating at a post college level then.
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how bout this
Fat girl: do these pants make my butt look small?
SKinny girl: for the last time you have a butt the size of a baby rhino, get over it.
Skinny girl thought bubble: Why can't my butt be that cute?
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Big Girl: "Oh man...These pants make my butt look gigantic!"
Skinny Girl: "No... It just makes it look in scale with the rest of you..."
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ok hmm how about this
fat lady: so when will you start gaining weight we eat the same amount of food you sometimes even eat double of what i eat yet you stillstay the same!
skinny lady: well im just lucky i guesss now finish up so we can go to taco bell
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Caption entry Fat Girl - Does this outfit make me look fat?
Skinny Girl - No, your daily trips to the all you can eat buffet makes you fat!
Reply
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Fat Girl: "Wow. I can comfortabley seat a family of four with this."
Skinny Girl: "Really? cause it looks like you swallowed a family of six."
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Skinny girl: Would you quit admiring your big butt and lets go!
Fat girl: But I like my big butt! I don't think it's big enough though....
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Fat girl: I don't know... maybe this'll look better if I had a few more pounds on me...
Skinny girl: This is her 3rd date this week! And here I thought her gaining weight was gonna stop her from dating the hot guys...
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Ok, that's mine:
Fat girl: "I don't know. Maybe this outfit doesn't show off enough of my flab! I guess I should wear something else for my date!"
Thin girl: "Every week she has dates! And me? I wonder what I am dieting for all the time!"
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Hi, Can I Have A Shot Please, Well Heres My Idea
Fatgirl : " Did You Put My Clothes In The Wash Again ? Because Now There Too Small"
Thingirl : " I Should Put You In The Wash Then To Make You Smaller To Fit In Them"
Sorry If Its Rubbish
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Fatgirl: I dunno I don't think these are right size for me?
Skinny Girl: When did you not have a "right size"?
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Fat: "That weight gain potion didn't make my ass big enough."
Thin: "Quit complaining. I followed the recipe exactly."
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Skinny Girl: *sigh* No, sweetie, store mirrors are designed to make customers look slimmer.
Fat Girl: So I'm not losing weight?
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Fat Girl: Which belt goes better with this outfit?
Skinny Girl: *Snort* ...why not just buy the cheaper one?
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Skinny - " I wish you'd quit borrowing that outfit!"
Fat - " Now, now, you know how much Bill likes it on me."
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okay, to follow with the obvious only slight variation to some others...
fat girl: Do you think these jeans make me look slim?
skinny girl: Honey, they're just jeans...they don't perform miracles!
and trying for something a little more left-field...
fat girl: Do you think these jeans have enough pockets?
skinny girl: Girl, forget the pockets...those things are so tight you'd never fit anything in them anyway!
I know they're not great efforts but when the prize is a request for kastemel you have to give it a go!
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ugly girl (Thin girl): do you honestly think you can fit into a size 12 after allthe wieght you've gained.
Beutiful girl (fat girl): (angrily) for the last time i haven't gained any wieght! The donut shop hadnothing to do with this!
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I think that if u look at the comic in a different way they could be the same chick so..... i write this
Thin (insert name): i can't believe those girls at the office as if i'm going to 30 pounds like them!
More full figures (insert name): i guees donuts,pizza,chips, and a desk job chatch up with you....
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Fat Girl: What on Earth would make you think I was a Bulimic?
Thin Girl: Don't you see a Fat Person everytime you look in the mirror?
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Fat girl: "Do you think Jason will Notice me in this outfit?"
Skinny Girl: "As if anyone could not notice you."
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Yay for caption contests! Anyways...
Fat Girl: I really think these shoes are very flattering. They make the outfit.
Skinny Girl: Trust me dear, they're not the only thing that makes it.
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Lemme try a couple...
Fat Girl: Y'know, I *definitely* remember these pants being a lot looser this morning...
Skinny Girl: Gee, you think it has anything to do with the all-you-can-eat place you bankrupted for lunch?
Fat Girl: Be honest: Do I have a great ass, or do I have a great ass?
Skinny Girl: Depends on your definition of "great"...
Fat Girl: Hey sis, your hand-me-downs don't seem to fit quite right.
Skinny Girl: Wonder why?
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Fat girl: aww man, my butt got so huge over the weekend
skinny girl to herself: why cant i get curves like that i eat twice as much as she does! grrr
hehe i know weird
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Fat Girl: Do these pants make my butt look big?
Skinny girl: No no. (Its those snacks that make your butt look big).
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Heres my crack at it
Fat Girl: I think these pants are gonna be hit on me at the dinner party you're making, waddya think?
Skinny girl thinking out loud: I wonder where I went wrong with her and my cooking...
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Another one...
Fat girl: "Ooh, these jeans are pretty slimming."
Skinny girl: *Mutters* "Yeah, so is a diet."
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Sorry if this is unoriginal, but...
Fat girl: "Do you think these jeans make me look fat?"
Skinny girl: "I think your ass does that well enough on its own."
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Fat Girl: "Do you think Joe will like me in this outfit?"
Skinny Girl: "Screw Joe. Things were going great until he stopped dating me and asked YOU out!"
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Correction: "Do you think Kas will like me in this outfit?"
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Fat Girl: "Huh, didn't we used to swap clothes all the time in high school?"
Skinny Girl: "That was 6 years and a couple dozen pies ago."
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Fat Girl: "Taco Bell?"
Skinny Girl: "No."
Fat Girl: "I think this is one of those car mirrors. Objects smaller than they appear..."
Skinny Girl: "Uh, that's how they work."
Fat Girl: "You sure we can't wear the same size?"
Skinny Girl: "Trust me."
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Ok cool! Let's try!
A bit classical first...
Fat girl: "Do you think those pants make my butt look big?"
Skinny girl: "No... they make your BELLY look big!"
Another... hard to not stay on the size "market"
Fat girl: "Hey, this shop must have a size-labelling problem!"
Skinny girl: "Nope girl... YOU have..."
And let's try the other way round for the last...
Skinny girl: "Getting fat so I'm not able to 'borrow' your clothes was such a silly idea..."
Fat girl: "Dun think so... altough I reckon I've a bit overdone myself..."
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I have two suggestions, if you don't mind.
The first one's a little obvious-
Fat Girl: Do these jeans make me look fat?
Skinny Girl: No, of course not. Muffin tops are very slimming.
Second one, switching it up a little-
Skinny Girl: Will you hurry up? I want to get going.
Fat Girl: Just a second. Funny, all the clothes in the store have shrunk!
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how about a little change 2 that second suggestion.....
Skinny Girl: Will you hurry up? I want to get going.
Fat Girl: do u have any ides how long it takes 2 fit my 16 ass into these 12 pants or my 24dd breasts into this 24 c bra or howlong it takes 2 fit my 25inch gut intothis 17 inch shirt!!! God!
i know its a bit long but it had 2 be said
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Fat girl: How do you like the color of this pants, hey?
Skinny girl: Color my ass. We're black-white, remember?
xD Sorry, couldn't think of anything else ;S
I like the drawing
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Okay, I lol'd. The caption doesn't have to have the words pants or ass in it though, I was just putting it in there as a suggestion.... although I do like how you worked that in. I'm going to edit that so nobody gets confused. They can say anything at all!
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