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KATTALNUVA — Jingle Bells Red vs Blue Style
Published: 2010-11-12 01:49:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 21401; Favourites: 225; Downloads: 0
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Sarge: Dashing through the snow, in a four inch armor-plated jeep, over the hills we go, screaming SUCK IT BLUE! A mounted machine gun on the back, making people die, and if I have my way I'll be killing Grif tonight! OH!Everyone: Jingle bells, Tucker smells, Donut laid an egg. Church thinks that everyone stinks and the rest of us say no way! Jingle bells, Caboose can't spell, Simmons is a nerd. Tex is hot, Doc is not, and this war is absurd!
Caboose: Happy Birthday everyone!
Church: Caboose it's Holidays!
Caboose: Holidays!
Church: Ugh...
Lopez: ¿Por qué dio esta idiota una parte habla? Memoria virtual que, ¿por qué incluso pusieron este idiota en esta obra?
(Translation: Why did they give this idiot a speaking part? Scratch that, why did they even put this idiot in this skit?)
Sheila: Because he's our idiot and we love him.
Tucker: Hey Tex, I'll bet you've got a really special present for Church to unwrap. Bow-chika-bow-wow!
Tex: Can I kill him?
Church: We can't... It's the holidays.
Donut: I've got some mistletoe and holly! Who wants to give me a kiss?
Grif: This is stupid, I'm going to go play on my Xbox.
Sarge: Belay that Grif, the annual Red vs Blue eggnog drinking contest begins at nineteen hundred hours
Grif: Sweet!
Sarge: And we need someone to be the puke bucket.
Simmons: Sir, don’t you mean hold the puke bucket?
Sarge: No Simmons, I mean “be” the puke bucket.
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Comments: 46
Meta: *growl growl hiss snarl growl* ...
Me: He said that he hopes he gets that fully automatic machine gun rocket launcher he's wanted from santa.
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This is perfect.
I wonder though, shouldn't Lopez be questioning why he gets a speaking part if nobody understands him?
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Caboose,Sarge,Church and Grif are my favorites xD
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This was made just after Revelation, Carolina didn't show up until season 9.
I'd photoshop her in, but I no longer have access to a computer with photoshop.
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If the Red vs. Blue people make the skit like this, that will be the greatest present ever.
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This so made my morning right now XD Thank you.
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Why didn't sidter junior was or meta say something? (lol on meta get it)
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it's not christmas without seeing an awsome redvsblue fight episode c:
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There is no way Meta would pose for a picture like that without trying to kill somebody first.
Maybe they hired someone.
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I couldn't help but read the description with their voices in my head. Cracked me up, man!
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I wish that the Rooster Teeth people who make the Red vs. Blue episodes made this a PSA video.
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I wish they can make this into a red vs. blue PSA ep.
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No Phil! O well he was only in Episode 50 any way.
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This should be an episode that'd be totally boss :3
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The chorous is now my theme song. <3 <3 <3
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Those are the best lyrics ever...of all times.
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oohhh you are cool
I´m also a girl gamer xD kind of..
and love anime, rock, and obiously red vs blue (*¬*)
Season nine is awesome till now, (even when I suffered a big.. dissapointment from last episode u_u)
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A little late to be commenting on a winter holiday item, don't you think?
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meh, I don't really care if it's late or not. They are still awesome.
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Listening to u girls talking "BOW CHICKA BOW WOW"
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Only one character missing, where's Wyoming?
Nah but in all seriousness it's sweet looking. Love the conversation, very funny. Something Icould see happening in an episode.
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I didn't want everyone to mistake him for the Alpha. Besides, I crammed enough people in as it is.
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"Caboose...this isn't one of those 'chats by the fire...' "
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i feel so sorry for grif. he goes through so much crap with everyone. he shouldn't let anything get to him though. Like caboose! even though he is a bluetard he wont let anything get to him. 
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Thanks, Happy Holidays to you too.
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thank you and your welcome ^^
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This was so funny the kids started singing it. Awesome! I'm tearing up!
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This Song is Sang To The Tune Of The 12 Days Of Christmas
On The First Day Of Christmas Bungie Gave to me
An Elite In A Banshee
On The Secound Day Of Christmas Bungie Gave to me
Two Double Kills, And An Elite In A Banshee
On The Third Day Of Christmas Bungie Gave to me
Three Shot Gun Shells, Two Double Kills, And An Elite In A Banshee
On The Fourth Day Of Christmas Bungie Gave to me
Four Days Of Griff Ball, Three Shot Gun Shells, Two Double Kills, And An Elite In A Banshee
On The Fifth Day Of Christmas Bungie Gave to me
Five Gamer Score..., Four Days Of Griff Ball, Three Shot Gun Shells, Two Double Kills, And An Elite In A Banshee
On The Sixth Day Of Christmas Bungie Gave to me
Six Mongoose Mowdowns, Five Gamer Score..., Four Days Of Griff Ball, Three Shot Gun Shells, Two Double Kills, And An Elite In A Banshee
On The Seventh Day Of Christmas Bungie Gave to me
Seven On The Seventh, Six Mongoose Mowdowns, Five Gamer Score..., Four Days Of Griff Ball, Three Shot Gun Shells, Two Double Kills, And An Elite In A Banshee
On The Eight Day Of Christmas Bungie Gave to me
Eight Spartin Lazers, Seven On The Seventh, Six Mongoose Mowdowns, Five Gamer Score..., Four Days Of Griff Ball, Three Shot Gun Shells, Two Double Kills, And An Elite In A Banshee
On The Ninth Day Of Christmas Bungie Gave to me
Nine Assassinations, Eight Spartin Lazers, Seven On The Seventh, Six Mongoose Mowdowns, Five Gamer Score..., Four Days Of Griff Ball, Three Shot Gun Shells, Two Double Kills, And An Elite In A Banshee
On The Tenth Day Of Christmas Bungie Gave to me
Ten Granades For Throwing, Nine Assassinations, Eight Spartin Lazers, Seven On The Seventh, Six Mongoose Mowdowns, Five Gamer Score..., Four Days Of Griff Ball, Three Shot Gun Shells, Two Double Kills, And An Elite In A Banshee
On The Eleventh Day Of Christmas Bungie Gave to me
Eleven Bull Shit Beatdowns, Ten Granades For Throwing, Nine Assassinations, Eight Spartin Lazers, Seven On The Seventh, Six Mongoose Mowdowns, Five Gamer Score..., Four Days Of Griff Ball, Three Shot Gun Shells, Two Double Kills, And An Elite In A Banshee
On The Twelfth Day Of Christmas Bungie Gave to me
Twelve Hunters Hunting, Eleven Bull Shit Beatdowns, Ten Granades For Throwing, Nine Assassinations, Eight Spartin Lazers, Seven On The Seventh, Six Mongoose Mowdowns, Five Gamer Score..., Four Days Of Griff Ball, Three Shot Gun Shells, Two Double Kills, And An Elite In A Banshee
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Hopefully this holiday will be better then last year. Having something to eat will be a large improvement.
And I like Sarge's song. He always seems to have a knack for little diddys like that.
Please be well
Mrfipp
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This was funny and actually somewhat fits with the RvB crew.
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