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For all those people who live in warmer climes...
For those who think wintry snowdrifts are romantic...
For those who would love to prance through the falling puffy clouds of white...
For those who would like to feel Jack Frost nipping at their nose..
For those who would like to come in from outside, windkissed rosy cheeks aglow...
For those who have no idea what a real winter feels like, who don't know what it's like to lose all feeling in your face and ears and fingers and feet and thighs and butt save for stabbing pain five seconds from exiting a building, who have never had the boogers freeze in their nose or their eyelashes freeze together or had wet hair freeze to their head or dumped the slush out of their socks or wore a snowsuit under their Halloween outfit or had to chisel the ice off a car door to get it to open..
For all those who sigh longingly at pictures of winter wonderlands and have never actually experienced a Wisconsin winter...

You guys are NUTS.

The Giant Green Marshmallow Coat and the World's Longest Candycane Scarf (c) me.

Description
For all those people who live in warmer climes...
For those who think wintry snowdrifts are romantic...
For those who would love to prance through the falling puffy clouds of white...
For those who would like to feel Jack Frost nipping at their nose..
For those who would like to come in from outside, windkissed rosy cheeks aglow...
For those who have no idea what a real winter feels like, who don't know what it's like to lose all feeling in your face and ears and fingers and feet and thighs and butt save for stabbing pain five seconds from exiting a building, who have never had the boogers freeze in their nose or their eyelashes freeze together or had wet hair freeze to their head or dumped the slush out of their socks or wore a snowsuit under their Halloween outfit or had to chisel the ice off a car door to get it to open..
For all those who sigh longingly at pictures of winter wonderlands and have never actually experienced a Wisconsin winter...

You guys are NUTS.

The Giant Green Marshmallow Coat and the World's Longest Candycane Scarf (c) me.