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kevinbolk β Enlisted Stormtrooper Part 2
Published: 2011-03-03 23:22:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 55448; Favourites: 1837; Downloads: 629
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So I simply had to do a full-color follow up to yesterday's 'The First Enlisted Stormtrooper' cartoon...This is what happens when you push the new guy too far. X.x
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Well, there goes... What's his name? Sounds cruel but that doesn't matter, all the clones are all the same (genetically, militaristic, and some are even rude). Clones die along the time and they can always make more batch (while it last).
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Well, confirmed. Stormtroopers can hit their targets... they just need to be at point blank
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And they would need to be a clone of Jango Fett, like the 501st, the only pure clone legion left in The Empire.
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They are not clones anymore, BF2 is not canonΒ
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I damn the day Disney through that fact out the window
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The Clones where excellent Marksmen when they had their original armor it's the enlisted in the armor we see in orbital trilogy who couldn't shoot straight to save their lives.
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well because the new guy knows how to aim i think soon he will get promoted to commander,the rest of the stormtroopers well......will die cause of their shitty aim XD and kevin is right,that happens when you push the new guy too far :/
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I loved this lil comic, too funny, but the enlisted stormtroopers couldn't aim to save their lives lol firing from the hip. lol At least the clones *actually* aimed. (Been on a Star Wars watching bender XD)
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Way to go little man, you sure showed them who's boss.
Oh, and don't forget to show up at your Imperial court martial tomorrow 0800 hours sharp! I hear Vader isn't really the patient type
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I like it, but the clones are the ones that hit stuff and the recruits are the ones that miss.
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Nope, it's the 2nd gen "clones of clones" with wimpy flash training that miss. I don't think troopers started getting recruited from the mongrel population until the Dalla/Late Reminant era, and she enlisted aliens in her troops as well.Β
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Yup, it's the new meat cans that gives clones a bad name.
Ever since they ditched Kamino for Arkanian Micro in an attempt to bolster numbers at the cost of efficiency. The original clone troopers were meant to be among the best army in the galaxy
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i know you didint just shoot a 501st legion stormtrooper!!!!!
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Nah just a random wannabe 501st nothing too big
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Good God that comment was old....
But, none the less, the 501st are some of the finest soldiers the Star Wars galaxy has to offer.Β
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Prequel troopers were better than stormies.
Just sayin. For perspective.
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Yeah, they stopped breeding master race super soldiers after the Jedi got killed off. Military discipline took a nose dive after that...
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At least clones could hit targets running away from them... And could fight.
The Empire needs neural resocialization.
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Movie and Comic difference for Stormtroopers:
Comics: Armor helped and they actually aimed.
Movies: Need a say it?
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you should make more of these! they're so funny! I love them!
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In Imperial Stormtroopers' defense, it can be very hard to shoot a moving target.
Real soldiers often use the tactic of firing at where the enemy will be instead of at the enemy's current position.
...Unless you're saying the Stormtroopers can't hit a solitary object, in which case sad for them.
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I think you mean "stationary"
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Ah, sorry about that.
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Ah, no need to apologize.
I was just trying to help
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no prob
Thanks for correcting me.
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I love the prequel trash comment... made me literally lol
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No no no no no. This won't do.
No Stormtrooper may actually hit their target, and must maintain bad aim.
That is Stormtrooper code.
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I personally believe they were just all Rebel sympathizers.
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Better shooter than most stormtroopers XD
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Oi! Fett clones are superb marksmen. A lot if not all of the stormies in the original were enlistees. Only a few legions of pure Fett clones remained, most either suffering a premature death due to the accelerated aging process or getting KIA. In fact, the Fett clones were considered to be the model troopers, long after the last of them disappeared from Imperial ranks.
TLDR: Clonetroopers ftw
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