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Published: 2011-03-03 23:22:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 55452; Favourites: 1837; Downloads: 629
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So I simply had to do a full-color follow up to yesterday's 'The First Enlisted Stormtrooper' cartoon...This is what happens when you push the new guy too far. X.x
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cellophane-rose In reply to ??? [2011-03-04 21:45:07 +0000 UTC]
hahahahah the "prequel trash" bit made this for me
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MyXonlyXcurcumstance [2011-03-04 21:26:44 +0000 UTC]
Aw! Everyone loves the short guy! >C Mean ol bully.
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Mo8 [2011-03-04 21:22:55 +0000 UTC]
lol isn't it the enlisted guys that can't aim? The clones we hitting shite pretty well I thought.
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Holsmetree In reply to ??? [2011-03-04 21:22:16 +0000 UTC]
Yeah! You beat that Stormtroopers to the ground!!!
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Blackdragon102 In reply to ??? [2011-03-04 21:19:58 +0000 UTC]
Whaddya talkin about? Clone Troopers hit targets all the time. It's you new guys who can't shoot the Death Star at five feet.
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Jacky-the-Nerd In reply to ??? [2011-03-04 21:17:04 +0000 UTC]
Never piss off the short people.
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FFX2player In reply to ??? [2011-03-04 21:17:04 +0000 UTC]
Go new guy! And size does not make right. I should know, my husband is shorter than me, and I don't give a rip.
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TheNthMrFrench In reply to ??? [2011-03-04 20:31:38 +0000 UTC]
They aren't just cannon fodder, they're incompetent cannon fodder.
I need to say, you just made my day. Thank you.
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Underdog-Girl In reply to ??? [2011-03-04 20:31:16 +0000 UTC]
Lol, YES!! The new guy triumphs! (for once)
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Tara-Elani In reply to ??? [2011-03-04 20:28:00 +0000 UTC]
No worries, i feel your pain (is one who gets these sorts oF comments ALL THE TIME) . It really makes one humble... XD
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Lordfell [2011-03-04 19:40:06 +0000 UTC]
Stormtroopers vs. Star Trek Red Shirts. Wake me up if someone wins. Seriously, why can they never shoot a darn thing?
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bkworm87 In reply to ??? [2011-03-04 18:44:15 +0000 UTC]
:rolf: Sooooo true xD Hollywood can make awesome & rememberable characters, but it hardly matters when in a gun fight w/ hundreds of bullets, lasers, or other weapons missing the target!
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Zetadar In reply to ??? [2011-03-04 18:44:05 +0000 UTC]
you know this could be in the WOOKIE-OOKIES or maybe a new pot luck(or whatever) comic ^^ really it's highlly recomended xD....by me ^^
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SonicWolvelina99 In reply to ??? [2011-03-04 18:29:10 +0000 UTC]
Lol and so true! I love the first panel when you are angry. XD Clones can't aim to save themselves. XD
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PencilMaster2285 In reply to ??? [2011-03-04 17:10:03 +0000 UTC]
He is right, though. He IS the only Stormtrooper that can aim.
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CVictor In reply to ??? [2011-03-04 17:06:05 +0000 UTC]
no... that is what happens when you push the SHORT guy too far...
the biggest explosions are on the smallest bombs...
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sonic-jinx [2011-03-04 16:55:50 +0000 UTC]
Lmao, prequel trash. The clones were the only ones that actually could aim. (plus, kinda standing right next to him)
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EvelynGreene [2011-03-04 16:35:17 +0000 UTC]
NEVER mention height, it is liable to get you shot...and yeah they really couldn't hit shit in the movies, they need to go to a gun range and practice when they are off duty....
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NooniePuuBunny In reply to ??? [2011-03-04 16:26:22 +0000 UTC]
IN YO FACE!
Letting off some pent up aggression?
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Rabid-Vampire666 In reply to ??? [2011-03-04 16:14:54 +0000 UTC]
that's amazing. and SO TRUE.
fucking stormtroopers can't aim for SHIT. XD
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Gabriela-Birchal [2011-03-04 15:11:13 +0000 UTC]
Seems like you've got a kind of Lina Inverse temper. LOL XD
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Ryuseimaru [2011-03-04 13:50:25 +0000 UTC]
Now that reminds me of the "Hitchhiker"...
Marvin: Why Are you running? Everybody knows that the Vogons are the worst shots in the univers...
*BLAM! Hole in the head!*
Marvin: That really hurt...
And yes, the Clone/StromTroopers couldn't hit shit. I mean remember the first movie (episode four) where they shoot at Luke and Leia swinging across that gap in the Death Star? They were only, like, 30 feet away...even I would hit them from that distance...WITH A PEASHOOTER!
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The-Under-Network [2011-03-04 13:43:00 +0000 UTC]
He sure took a nice BLOW to the face! LMAO!
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