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So I simply had to do a full-color follow up to yesterday's 'The First Enlisted Stormtrooper' cartoon...This is what happens when you push the new guy too far. X.x
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jakcrash347 [2011-04-03 13:23:42 +0000 UTC]
hey be thankful, at lest none of them are sparkly vampires
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DKROY In reply to jakcrash347 [2012-06-16 18:31:14 +0000 UTC]
They have zombie stormtroopers so sooner or later they'll be vampire stormtoopers and stormtrooper ballerina dancers and waht not. Just have to wait.
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KillerMaverick In reply to ??? [2011-03-26 18:09:35 +0000 UTC]
ORIGINAL STAR WARS FTW!!!!
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luke99877 [2011-03-24 20:34:54 +0000 UTC]
Isn't it weird how the clones were so good at shooting then when they turned into stormtroopers they sucked?
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aRT2MS In reply to ??? [2011-03-11 14:41:45 +0000 UTC]
way to go new guy!!!!
storm troopers canΒ΄t shoot!
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aRT2MS In reply to aRT2MS [2011-03-11 14:42:10 +0000 UTC]
and their lives depend upon it!
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The-White-Sparrow [2011-03-10 02:24:13 +0000 UTC]
They are all mindless clones anyhow. You're a unique snowflake of humanity.
Besides, I think everyone agrees having a person shorter than them around makes them feel just a little taller.
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AuthorGirl86 In reply to ??? [2011-03-08 16:05:43 +0000 UTC]
the comment about aiming might actually burn more, since it's so true
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SmoG878 In reply to ??? [2011-03-08 05:36:58 +0000 UTC]
OH SNAP! *plays the sfx of the gun in my head*
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KajininNoKonoha In reply to ??? [2011-03-08 05:36:32 +0000 UTC]
Haha!! The KEVINATOR just OWNED dat CLONE! That must've felt good.
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UncleScooter In reply to ??? [2011-03-08 05:26:53 +0000 UTC]
Those Clones- the one good that came out of them was Boba Fett having a cool accent (THAT'S IT!)
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PersonDev In reply to ??? [2011-03-08 03:12:49 +0000 UTC]
Haha. Go new guy!
PS - You can just shoot their legs and they'll be the same height as you.
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Haze3P0 [2011-03-07 00:38:27 +0000 UTC]
At least he can shoot better than other stormtroopers.
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Mic-Gold [2011-03-06 23:37:28 +0000 UTC]
Hey! They fire more accurately than Sand-people!
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Mazakan In reply to ??? [2011-03-06 16:49:04 +0000 UTC]
There's a new sheriff in town, bitches!!
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Retrogamersblog In reply to ??? [2011-03-06 14:52:01 +0000 UTC]
cool strip i love how you did the lettering for the ZOW!! sound effect.
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DudeNamedJoey [2011-03-06 06:45:47 +0000 UTC]
As an actual short stormtrooper for the 501st, I shall remember this when I get that line again! Awesome work man!
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draco713 In reply to ??? [2011-03-06 05:40:17 +0000 UTC]
It's true. They can't aim worth shiitake mushrooms.
Bullet in the brain bam go squish!
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Roonifer [2011-03-05 18:33:51 +0000 UTC]
I think you need to tutor Weegee in your skills of awesome. <3
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Fuposey In reply to ??? [2011-03-05 13:43:13 +0000 UTC]
At least you cleared that question out of his head!
And that mofo walk of yours. Hell yeah.
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faezocarina [2011-03-05 04:49:08 +0000 UTC]
yeah stand up for your rights everyone can be a stormtrooper no matter race gender or shortness!
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someotherguy2 [2011-03-05 03:30:13 +0000 UTC]
In the re-release of this comic they will make it look like the clone trooper shot first.
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DorkQuixote [2011-03-05 02:15:25 +0000 UTC]
BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! EPIC and AWESOME!!!
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BearPawMedia In reply to ??? [2011-03-05 01:52:16 +0000 UTC]
Very....Very...VERY..Bad Ass. Seriously...K-bo Trooper in panel three is just A to the W E Awwweessooommmee!
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DaBucketHead In reply to ??? [2011-03-05 01:01:17 +0000 UTC]
NOW THAT'S SHOWING THEM!!!
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Yoshi-Danny In reply to ??? [2011-03-05 00:17:18 +0000 UTC]
"At least I can aim..."
DAMN SKIPPY!
~claps~
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SlingBlade87 In reply to ??? [2011-03-05 00:05:54 +0000 UTC]
On the plus side, they can always make more.
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AwesomebyAccident [2011-03-04 23:36:30 +0000 UTC]
And you know the best part? No one's gonna miss that guy because he can just be replaced. XD Great comic!
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AdriOfTheDead [2011-03-04 23:29:19 +0000 UTC]
I could hear the sound effect in my head. 8U
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DarknessTare In reply to ??? [2011-03-04 23:17:11 +0000 UTC]
I think it would be the same once I become a Storm Trooper, too short, besides I doubt females are more respected as Storm Troopers ..Really? Yeah it won't make any difference at all D:
Storm Trooper newbies will never have it easy :S
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SophiaDragonMaster In reply to ??? [2011-03-04 23:16:48 +0000 UTC]
Well the clone troopers didn't aim too bad since they were on the "nice" side for a while..and even then, after they didnt miss the Jedi. However, the Stormtroopers can't hit shit.
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Vanshira [2011-03-04 22:53:26 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, aiming is something stormtroopers are infamous for not being able to do...
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