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Published: 2011-03-09 05:09:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 47816; Favourites: 1401; Downloads: 474
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Description Read the rest of "I'm My Own Mascot" here: www.kevinbolk.com/comic/mascot…

Folks at parties have asked me why I don't drink. This is pretty much the reason. I'm one of the few people who's actually LESS fun when they're drunk. That, and I'm easily susceptible to hangovers. XD
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theyoungestbrony [2017-11-02 16:04:56 +0000 UTC]

<3

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TheLivingGlitch [2017-10-03 01:25:55 +0000 UTC]

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php…

Is there something you need to tell us, Kev?

No, really. I'm legit worried about you.

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GeneralSnuggles [2014-04-04 02:01:31 +0000 UTC]

I have never consumed alcohol, nor do I intend to. This is the reason; this is what I'm afraid of.

That and freaking EVERYONE nowadays can take videos of you.

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A10Jockey [2014-04-02 17:52:18 +0000 UTC]

I usually don't get drunk so I can record and make fun of the people who do.

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ShadowGirl222 [2013-12-23 06:34:40 +0000 UTC]

I'm sorry, Kevin...but it's true. We do love Luigi more than you. (Also, Mario's a psychopath. Literally. Some dude on YT did some videos on it.)

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Grand-Dimentio In reply to ShadowGirl222 [2014-03-07 01:05:24 +0000 UTC]

that was 100% fake 99% of the stuff that Mario does Β are case by the people playing the game so you make Mario do the thing in the game that is the same for Luigi so they are Mario and Luigi haters

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LapisRune In reply to Grand-Dimentio [2014-03-17 19:42:13 +0000 UTC]

But the programmers and artists are the ones who decide what Mario can and can't do. We as players have little to no say in how Mario acts within those games, resulting in a game over or a poor score. The games where Mario is the bad guy, we have no control over what he does, and the cut scenes, again no control. The fact that they consciously allowed Mario, as part of his character, to do those things means that he actually is a psychopath.

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Grand-Dimentio In reply to LapisRune [2014-03-30 11:10:07 +0000 UTC]

no it din't Β  Β  Bowser has killed Β people and is trying to take over the world. Β you sould play the mario games

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Grand-Dimentio In reply to LapisRune [2014-03-18 00:24:27 +0000 UTC]

no that just makes him more of an anti Hero Β also he only kills them becasue they are on the bad guys team and Yoshi don't die it the same ones he/she canΒ teleport and it's still the players that makes Mario do what he does all so they are trying to kill him and they can kill Mario just by hitting him also if you been plying the paper mario sreies and the Mario and Luigi games Mario have to acctak them or w\the world is distroy and they acctake him first and if a block have a toad in Β it the toad comes out also you need to play more mario games. and go Β by nintendo canon of the games not Matpat Β also the same can be siad for Luigi.Β 

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LapisRune In reply to Grand-Dimentio [2014-03-18 00:44:35 +0000 UTC]

^Β  ^ sure sure. Kevin's page isn't really the place to discuss this. We're both entitled to our own opinions and views on how we see things. That's what makes this world so great, you know? I know we're both not going to budge on this subject so thank you for the information and the suggestion!

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Grand-Dimentio In reply to LapisRune [2014-03-18 19:53:16 +0000 UTC]

have you played super paper mario and super mario galaxy? Β and how you played the game Golden sun?

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AuroraLaLune [2013-08-16 17:40:12 +0000 UTC]

i become touchy feely and lacking in personal boundaries and really rally giggly and exaderated... and... like a really screwy anime character. -.- never in public. never not around people i trust completely not to take advantage. i don't drink very often anyway. once in a blue moon, maybe. a handful of times a year.

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lucarioace [2013-08-06 22:05:12 +0000 UTC]

i'm a laughing like a maniac drunk


also never in public

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blackstormwarrior [2013-03-21 02:03:55 +0000 UTC]

I can't drink either, had a little sip of Champaign on New Years... I was dizzy and kept giggling and went to sleep quiet easily.

Love your comics BTW.

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GingerBaconCookies [2013-03-12 17:52:02 +0000 UTC]

I can't get enough of these comics!!!

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Floofy-Chu [2013-01-14 00:39:28 +0000 UTC]

My advice, just don't do it.

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aoiyoru [2012-12-01 08:20:21 +0000 UTC]

Hey, there are worse things than sad. I become a fountain of fragmented sentences and vomit. It's a neat party trick.

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Substitute101 [2012-11-24 04:07:31 +0000 UTC]


i have yet to actually get drunk...but that's a good thing at my age

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Jhericho1 [2012-11-19 12:02:48 +0000 UTC]

Some wags have surmised that a person's true nature comes out when they're drunk.

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sunshinedrops123 [2012-06-26 02:38:01 +0000 UTC]

ok this is pretty funny you rock man

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TheGutterBunny [2012-04-16 07:26:56 +0000 UTC]

How to prevent a hangover. when drunk, take an aspirin. works like a dream come true...

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Jhericho1 In reply to TheGutterBunny [2012-11-19 12:01:55 +0000 UTC]

Doesn't work. The only surefire way to prevent getting an hangover is to drink a glass of water between each alcoholic drink. The pain of a hangover is due to acute dehydration. Alcohol sucks the water out of your cells. If you replace it as fast as its drawn out, no hangover.

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jakeyu [2012-03-03 00:37:08 +0000 UTC]

Drunk man sobbing CLASSIC MAN

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MrMadrigal [2012-01-15 03:26:35 +0000 UTC]

I'm worse here, mate... I am less fun because of the fact that alcohol usually just knocks me out like a sleepy, overgrown baby that smells like whiskey. So yeah, not only do I become part of the goddamn FURNITURE for the rest of the night, I am also at risk of some other drunk fuck doing something very embarrassing to my face and uploading pictures to his social network of choice... You know what? maybe I AM more fun while drunk... bummer XD

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Gyrin [2012-01-14 16:46:53 +0000 UTC]

Thats awesome IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!!!

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ABCDEFR [2012-01-06 23:05:45 +0000 UTC]

WHAT??

"I'm my own Mascot" is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(x1000000)AAAAY times funnier than "Sucks to be Weegee".

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ShadowKnight3000 [2011-12-29 18:25:47 +0000 UTC]

Funny, when I'm drunk apparently, I'm always smiling, giggling and laughing uncontrollably and saying stupid crap like "Life is pretty, weeeeeeeeee".

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Musakcritiq [2011-12-11 11:22:37 +0000 UTC]

this is what I intend on doing ._.

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Shooting-Red-Star [2011-11-26 17:57:51 +0000 UTC]

the irony is Luigi may love you more than most people....

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avancna [2011-11-26 01:53:30 +0000 UTC]

If people think you're a weepy weeping wreck when you're drunk, they should see you on the morning after.

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NanaAnorexia [2011-11-15 15:17:52 +0000 UTC]

AHAHA...The same here! ^^

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T-VirusBunny [2011-09-30 18:07:36 +0000 UTC]

i'm the exact opposite of you XD i'm a really happy person when i'm drunk. i can't stop laughing at everything then 5 minutes later, i fall asleep while i sing with my ipod XD

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Fett49 [2011-09-06 02:50:52 +0000 UTC]

lol Good lord

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Blazer890 [2011-08-14 15:04:00 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!! ))

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Garul [2011-08-02 13:14:57 +0000 UTC]

i get asked and begged to get drunk too when i go to a party but i allway's decline too ^^. Maintaininng selfcontrole is utterly important and getting drunk breaks the control so yea ^^ oh not to mention the hangover xD

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VentusVanitas365 [2011-08-01 21:33:07 +0000 UTC]

I think I'd be a weepy drunk too :/
Than again, I wont be able to find out for quite some time... DARN!! >C

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happyhappy167 [2011-07-22 06:47:39 +0000 UTC]

lol

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PPGanimepikafan [2011-06-12 05:07:29 +0000 UTC]

omg @ panel 2! i ALWAYS think that when im watching an old movie

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LC85 [2011-06-12 04:14:34 +0000 UTC]

....I actually said "Why'z th' rum gone!?" at a New Year's Eve party after having too much "refreshment" Jamaican rum is NOT for beginners.

I loved how you told Donald Duck how much you care (thank God you didn't actually watch the Disney Channel, that just might have made you snap completely). That panel was pretty funny. The fourth panel was just righteous, ...your expression I mean . We still love ya, don't worry. Besides you could make a comic where you make slapstick jokes with him and say, "DANCE LOSER PUPPET, DANCE!"

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PostWaveCore [2011-05-07 14:08:20 +0000 UTC]

I become a dick when I'm drunk (well, even more of a dick).

Usually I can hold off on saying "You have shitty taste in music" or "You're a moron" in favour of something more tactful when I'm sober but when I'm drunk the fur flies.

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Foxfur-Starfire [2011-05-02 17:35:26 +0000 UTC]

-hug-

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Funferno [2011-04-26 11:52:49 +0000 UTC]

I know how that is. Only that I'm a pervert when drunk D:

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Kurogane-lover [2011-03-30 13:28:37 +0000 UTC]

I am a no-good-drunk, too. I have very low stamina and if I am actually drunk I will end up hugging someone's leg...really

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AliceTheHunted [2011-03-29 17:13:18 +0000 UTC]

If only others would experiment their drunkenness for science, the world would be a better place.

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manicrose4443 [2011-03-25 23:16:12 +0000 UTC]

I tried an experiment and I ended up cackling hysterically over my best friends lap

Don't drink if you don't want to be embarrassed

I luffs it!!!

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agustinaldo [2011-03-25 08:11:48 +0000 UTC]

...aren't you a little young to be drinking?

You look to be 13, at most. How did you get beer, anyway?

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RedEyedRogue In reply to agustinaldo [2011-03-25 21:16:22 +0000 UTC]

Kevin, the artist, was born in 1980 according to his fan page. The character is simply drawn in a cute art style.

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Plutonian-Frostmonky [2011-03-19 08:08:11 +0000 UTC]

people lihe LUIGI more than you!?!? now thats just a whole new level of sad

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flarrthegriffen [2011-03-16 02:57:34 +0000 UTC]

Hey... a, is the girl in pannal 3 your wife or girlfriend...

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Liedeke [2011-03-15 17:23:05 +0000 UTC]

lol XD

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