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Published: 2011-03-09 05:09:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 47816; Favourites: 1401; Downloads: 474
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Read the rest of "I'm My Own Mascot" here: www.kevinbolk.com/comic/mascotβ¦Folks at parties have asked me why I don't drink. This is pretty much the reason. I'm one of the few people who's actually LESS fun when they're drunk. That, and I'm easily susceptible to hangovers. XD
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Is there something you need to tell us, Kev?
No, really. I'm legit worried about you.
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I have never consumed alcohol, nor do I intend to. This is the reason; this is what I'm afraid of.
That and freaking EVERYONE nowadays can take videos of you.
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I usually don't get drunk so I can record and make fun of the people who do.
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I'm sorry, Kevin...but it's true. We do love Luigi more than you. (Also, Mario's a psychopath. Literally. Some dude on YT did some videos on it.)
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that was 100% fake 99% of the stuff that Mario does Β are case by the people playing the game so you make Mario do the thing in the game that is the same for Luigi so they are Mario and Luigi haters
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But the programmers and artists are the ones who decide what Mario can and can't do. We as players have little to no say in how Mario acts within those games, resulting in a game over or a poor score. The games where Mario is the bad guy, we have no control over what he does, and the cut scenes, again no control. The fact that they consciously allowed Mario, as part of his character, to do those things means that he actually is a psychopath.
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no it din't Β Β Bowser has killed Β people and is trying to take over the world. Β you sould play the mario games
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no that just makes him more of an anti Hero Β also he only kills them becasue they are on the bad guys team and Yoshi don't die it the same ones he/she canΒ teleport and it's still the players that makes Mario do what he does all so they are trying to kill him and they can kill Mario just by hitting him also if you been plying the paper mario sreies and the Mario and Luigi games Mario have to acctak them or w\the world is distroy and they acctake him first and if a block have a toad in Β it the toad comes out also you need to play more mario games. and go Β by nintendo canon of the games not Matpat Β also the same can be siad for Luigi.Β
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^Β ^ sure sure. Kevin's page isn't really the place to discuss this. We're both entitled to our own opinions and views on how we see things. That's what makes this world so great, you know? I know we're both not going to budge on this subject so thank you for the information and the suggestion!
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have you played super paper mario and super mario galaxy? Β and how you played the game Golden sun?
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i become touchy feely and lacking in personal boundaries and really rally giggly and exaderated... and... like a really screwy anime character. -.- never in public. never not around people i trust completely not to take advantage. i don't drink very often anyway. once in a blue moon, maybe. a handful of times a year.
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i'm a laughing like a maniac drunk
also never in public
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I can't drink either, had a little sip of Champaign on New Years... I was dizzy and kept giggling and went to sleep quiet easily.
Love your comics BTW.
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I can't get enough of these comics!!!
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Hey, there are worse things than sad. I become a fountain of fragmented sentences and vomit. It's a neat party trick.
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i have yet to actually get drunk...but that's a good thing at my age
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Some wags have surmised that a person's true nature comes out when they're drunk.
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How to prevent a hangover. when drunk, take an aspirin. works like a dream come true...
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Doesn't work. The only surefire way to prevent getting an hangover is to drink a glass of water between each alcoholic drink. The pain of a hangover is due to acute dehydration. Alcohol sucks the water out of your cells. If you replace it as fast as its drawn out, no hangover.
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I'm worse here, mate... I am less fun because of the fact that alcohol usually just knocks me out like a sleepy, overgrown baby that smells like whiskey. So yeah, not only do I become part of the goddamn FURNITURE for the rest of the night, I am also at risk of some other drunk fuck doing something very embarrassing to my face and uploading pictures to his social network of choice... You know what? maybe I AM more fun while drunk... bummer XD
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WHAT??
"I'm my own Mascot" is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(x1000000)AAAAY times funnier than "Sucks to be Weegee".
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Funny, when I'm drunk apparently, I'm always smiling, giggling and laughing uncontrollably and saying stupid crap like "Life is pretty, weeeeeeeeee".
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the irony is Luigi may love you more than most people....
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If people think you're a weepy weeping wreck when you're drunk, they should see you on the morning after.
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i'm the exact opposite of you XD i'm a really happy person when i'm drunk. i can't stop laughing at everything then 5 minutes later, i fall asleep while i sing with my ipod XD
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i get asked and begged to get drunk too when i go to a party but i allway's decline too ^^. Maintaininng selfcontrole is utterly important and getting drunk breaks the control so yea ^^ oh not to mention the hangover xD
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I think I'd be a weepy drunk too :/
Than again, I wont be able to find out for quite some time... DARN!! >C
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omg @ panel 2! i ALWAYS think that when im watching an old movie
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....I actually said "Why'z th' rum gone!?" at a New Year's Eve party after having too much "refreshment" 
I loved how you told Donald Duck how much you care (thank God you didn't actually watch the Disney Channel, that just might have made you snap completely). That panel was pretty funny. The fourth panel was just righteous, ...your expression I mean 
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I become a dick when I'm drunk (well, even more of a dick).
Usually I can hold off on saying "You have shitty taste in music" or "You're a moron" in favour of something more tactful when I'm sober but when I'm drunk the fur flies.
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I know how that is. Only that I'm a pervert when drunk D:
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I am a no-good-drunk, too. I have very low stamina and if I am actually drunk I will end up hugging someone's leg...really
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If only others would experiment their drunkenness for science, the world would be a better place.
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I tried an experiment and I ended up cackling hysterically over my best friends lap
Don't drink if you don't want to be embarrassed
I luffs it!!!
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...aren't you a little young to be drinking?
You look to be 13, at most. How did you get beer, anyway?
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Kevin, the artist, was born in 1980 according to his fan page. The character is simply drawn in a cute art style.
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people lihe LUIGI more than you!?!? now thats just a whole new level of sad
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Hey... a, is the girl in pannal 3 your wife or girlfriend...
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