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kevinbolk — Experiments in Drunkenness
Published: 2011-03-09 05:09:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 47816; Favourites: 1401; Downloads: 474
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Read the rest of "I'm My Own Mascot" here: www.kevinbolk.com/comic/mascot…Folks at parties have asked me why I don't drink. This is pretty much the reason. I'm one of the few people who's actually LESS fun when they're drunk. That, and I'm easily susceptible to hangovers. XD
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I'm still not old enough to drink, but I've never been tempted. Why? I think I'd be one of the rage-a-holic drunks; the kind that likes to punch people, throw chairs, and just generally be angry and violent. :/
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that's what i wanna do when i turn 21 next month, find out what kind of drunk i am!
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hahaa XD one of my friends is just like you!!
im the flirty-confident type of drunk
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...and you drank..what? Half a wine cooler?
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Ouch, you wound me, sir.
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It was "Adult Chocolate Milk" and rum.
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Ha Ha! I've never head of that. Sounds kind of gross. But I don't drink at all so what do I know?
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It's just chocolate liqueur. Sarah hates it. I think it's tasty with a dash of whole milk.
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Ha Ha! Now that sounds pretty good. I don't drink, but on occasion I do like a little sweet dessert liquer. I have a terrible sweet tooth.
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NO WAY. O_O I had this SAME idea last week! (For when I am of the legal drinking age, of course.) I've been told that I would most likely be a giggly drunk. Can't wait!
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I love you as much as I love Luigi, but I love Mario more than I love you both.
Hahahaha awesome comic
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I've never been seriously drunk, but I get the feeling that if I did, I would be a violent angry drunk. Also possibly a completely insane one. I don't have that many inhibitions even when I'm sober, god knows what havoc I'd wreak under the influence.
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I get really giggly when I'm drunk/buzzed/wasted. Giddy and naive... >.< I'm a stupid little girl drunk
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i've never been entirely drunk, but i was pretty buzzing. all i can say is that i pretty much act the same. haha i did know, though, that if i got up i was gonna wobble a bit. this was proven true, but i didn't fall. ^-^
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I thought drinking was supposed to NUMB the sadness...
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Last Friday I brought a half-gallon of milk to a party. Someone commented "oh, milk! for white russians!" to which I responded "LOL NO" as I began chugging some.
An hour later I had finished the whole half-gallon, which was a pretty dumb decision. I peed and farted a LOT the next day.
Also I too have thought of doing the "how would I act drunk" experiment, but I have a feeling it wouldn't end well.
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The closest I have been to being drunk was after I got my wisdom teeth out and I was still high on laughing gas. I was very happy and had no inhibitions!!
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I don't drink out of fear of becoming a fucking annoying drunk... like my mother :I
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It's great to know your limits like that -- Good on ya 
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i curl up in a corner and laugh at my thoughts while drunk... and im also quite susceptible to hangovers.
but my cousin is way worse, he'll lean againts a wall and say "im not drunk imnotdrunkimnotdrunk... im not dr....zzz"
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Awh, I love you more than Luigi. Yeah, he got me into you but Mascot is my favorite of your comics.
I have never gotten fully drunk (I think) but I just seem to let down barriers when I get alcohol but it's definitely controlled as far as I can tell. It's more I know I can act more wild and happy so I do, not that I feel more wild and happy and I can and will stop when I feel like it.
I also don't like the taste of most alcohols so it's really hard for me to get drunk.
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I know what you mean--the last time I got drunk at a party people told me I would be happy and doofus-like one minute, and hysterically sobbing the next.
I've told people I hang out with at my college that this is why I rarely drink, and they said that it actually makes them want to see me drunk more. I don't know exactly what that means.
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Considering how I act normally, I can only imagine the unspeakable horrors that I would bestow upon the world in a state of intoxication.
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My main reason for not drinking. I don't want to know.
But if I had to choose I rather be the sad drunk than the violent drunk.
That would be bad for everybody.
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Haha- we got my sister drunk in Mexico, at first she was crazy- rolling all over in the sand and screaming and biting people, then she got really angry and made arguments for no reason. And then she cried the entire night.
........it was some awkward fun.
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God, when I get drunk, I'm goofy as hell and well lets just say three horned goats got nothing on me. XD Kinda why I don't like to get drunk very often either.
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But do YOU love Luigi more than you?
That's the important question.
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Would you believe this is the same reason I don't drink? I know I'd be a lousy drunk.
Not-drinking-because-we-become-depressing five!
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Wow, this speaks to me. I'm sometimes a really happy and fun drunk, but often I'm a weepy, depressing drunk
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Hah. I conducted this experiment myself and found that I am a loud, touchy-feely happy, and slightly brain damaged drunk who enjoys dancing and licking household devices....and IM'ing my out of state friends about a lost helmet. Without pants. Conclusion: I will NEVER go outside of my house with alcohol. At least you retain your pants, K-bo.
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Actually, it's a running gag in the comics about him always being pantsless. He even has a strip about when he does wear pants, in the winter, and both him and shara are shocked.
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touche, but does he lick appliances? therein lies the question. XD
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There it does... he'll steal this idea soon enough you know, XD
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Hear that, kev? the people want to see a licked refridgerator/telephone/vacuum cleaner!!
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So I did... and... damn that's a big mouth.
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