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kevinbolk — Experiments in Drunkenness
Published: 2011-03-09 05:09:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 47816; Favourites: 1401; Downloads: 474
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Read the rest of "I'm My Own Mascot" here: www.kevinbolk.com/comic/mascot…Folks at parties have asked me why I don't drink. This is pretty much the reason. I'm one of the few people who's actually LESS fun when they're drunk. That, and I'm easily susceptible to hangovers. XD
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Ah so it's good. I'm not the only person in the world who doesn't drink.
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i wonder what i'll be like if i ever get drunk?
to be honest i don't plan on getting drunk
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Don't worry.
Donald Duck shall never leave you, he'll always be in everyone's heart. AND EVERYONE LOVES YOU.
And oh man, better a weepy drunk than a crazy drunk! You'd be smashing and screaming all over the place.
Fff, I've never actually been drunk, so I'm not too sure of how it feels like to be. At least you did this for the well-being of SCIENCE.
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People keep saying that when I'm legal, I'm going to be an angry drunk. And then I'm going to get in a fist fight with the TV. O_o
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The behaviour of a person while being drunk is inversely proportional to what they believe they'll behave while being drunk.
I never get drunk myself, I'm more of a social drinker.
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I'm a happy, touchy-feely drunk. Until I reach the alcohol catches up with my body. Then I throw up for hours. -_-;;; I am a failure to mother russia! *shakes fist*
Don't you worry, Donald Duck will never leave you. D<
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I feel bad that I find this hilarious.
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I did a very similar experiment... the problem was that I fell asleep before even a buzz set in... 
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Im exactly the same but worse D: I try to run infront of cars O.o
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Yeah, within 30 minutes it goes out my skin and I get a massive massive headache, so I'm with you on that one.
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it all has to do with the environment and preconceived notions. if you think you will be happy because you drink you are more likely to get happy from drinking especially if you plan on going out and having fun. if you sit around all day in your house you will be sad
i for one make sure i am having fun before i drink... otherwise terrible honest stuff starts coming out of my mouth... terribly honest
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Wow. Someone seriously needs a hug. Luckily Donald Duck is there for you.
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There is delicious alcohol! beer is just gross :/
But here's how it goes down:
Happiness +8
Speed -4
Accuracy-12
Perv +16
XP
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-- Hey, that's odd. That's funny. If you'd reverse the happiness, you'd pretty much have the effect school has on me : D
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daw~ well you are cute when drunk XD better than be an asshole in this condicion~
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I figure that if you're going to do something stupid, you'd want to be sober to remember it.
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It's kinda the same reason why I don't xD I'm afraid to act stupid... also I don't like alcohol... it tastes awful to me... DX
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i can't drink for a few months, i dunno what kind of drunk i am, but i would rather not find out in case i'm one of the bad kinds.
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I'm the happiest drunk ever, everything becomes the funniest thing I've ever seen XD Guess I'm lucky that way!
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The technical term, I remember hearing somewhere, is lachrymose. There are also jocose (funny), bellicose (angry), and comatose (checked out with no forwarding address).
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People are either happy drunks, sad drunks or angry drunks. Luckily I'm a regular giggle factory when I drink.
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lol. that's a good reason. plus, alchohol is poison for your body.
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I'm a cataclysmic drunk. And I get somewhat bipolar- one minute I'm hysterical over a game of bottlecap tiddlywinks, the next I'm sobbing because I saw a picture of a cat. Not good.
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I have hangover problems, too!! And the only time I get sad and weepy when I am drunk is if I'm drinking vodka... if I drink whiskey I die. Whiskey sucks......... never drink whiskey. D:
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everyone's susceptible to hangovers xD
Except my friend's dad o ___o
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There are a lot of lucky people who are immuned to the post-drinking ickybombs.... and I hate them all!! lol
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I do, too, but I still die in the morning. lol
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It only means they have a higher tolerance. Which can lead to higher chances of poisoning.
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The only reason why I don't party more than once a year is because I get hangovers. lol I can only handle the hangover ONCE every year or so. I suppose that could be a good thing, though...
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Atleast you have tried t see what its like. Ive tried and i just cant get past the first sip, bahh...I would rather drink some thing that taste good from the first sip!
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There's always Fuki Cherry wine (though it's very mild). A friend of mine also brews this crazy apple cider concoction that tastes nothing like alcohol but will have you on the floor after about 3 glasses. If I drank more often or didn't have a strict BYOB rule at my house parties, I'd totally get the recipe. But then again, I'd be afraid it might kill somebody. XD
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Haha sounds like a...risky, dangerous time...
and like something i could possibly die from :/
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I still have to find out what kind of drunk i am... im pretty certain im a violent one so id rather never find out
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I am a teetotaller , so I am happy to say I will never find out how I am drunk. I do know how I act high on red bull and candy. hilarious and giggling
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I broke my 21 year record of never drinking or even getting drunk but after moving to university, I caved and got drunk 
I actually considered doing this though, I didn't want to end up being a wreck in front of everyone!
Turns out I'm a 'Holy-crap-this-is-such-a-good-idea' drunk xD
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gatorade is good for hangovers, or so says my dad (why does he tell me i don't know)
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I have no idea what kind of drunk I am... mostly because I hate getting even tipsy... and I hate the taste of alcohol XD; I don't think I'd be much fun either.
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well that's better then my best friend...or myself
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One drink and I start getting weepy. Pretty sad.
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I start off crazy happy at first then the sobbing kicks in after a few hours. I guess I am a split personality drunk?
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I either get ridiculously happy and silly; or excessively violent... And then I fall asleep...
I never drink if I'm in a foul mood or if I've had a bad day... Then again I hardly drink anyways
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