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kevinbolk — Literary Pissing Contest
Published: 2010-03-19 20:01:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 36687; Favourites: 627; Downloads: 1685
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I have a confession to make.I've never read "The Great Gatsby" or "Ulysses".
In fact, I barely know how to read. I don't even know what I'm typing right now. I'm just hitting random letters and punctuation and hoping it fools everyone fishcakes; saddlebag me dingo.
The jig, it is up.
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Maybe I should stick some "math books" up my hoohaa when I get pregnat.
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It might be wise to learn how to spell "pregnant" first...
Sorry, but you know how it is on the internet...
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I know it was a typo but I let it go. *shot*
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No 9 year old kid should be reading MacBeth. There are some very sick and twisted themes in that. Any kid who could comprehend that everyone died in the end for really stupid reasons would be depressed for a year.
These days, I'm more impressed by an 18 y/o who can actually use proper spelling and grammar.
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I read Homer in 6th grade! Ish skimmed Odessy.
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Fishcakes. ._. I love the comic and the description! XD
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Both the comic and the description made me laugh hard
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awkward. my brother read harry potter in first grade?
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you can't write but you can make jokes and draw! what do you need more?
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i dont know whether i should giggle uncontrollably or be offended
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well I watched SPONGEBOB as a kid! you can't beat that
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...I really hate literary snobs. Seriously, I LOVE to read, but I hate literary snobs. XP
Never read The Great Gatsby, The Sound and the Fury, OR Ulysses. Macbeth is my favorite play, yes, but only because it was the first horror "movie" to come into existance and has lots of cool witches and floating knives and evil queens and stuff. *belch*.
(does it suck that sometimes *I* can be a literary snob? Oh well... Oftentimes the qualities I really hate in other people I find in myself.)
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I find the description to this comic the best part xD
"fools everyone fishcakes; saddlebag me dingo."
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I randomly started to read and speedread at roughly the same time, and I was two and a half
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Hilarious comic! 
The most advanced piece of literature that I read when I was nine was The Magic Treehouse series
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It vaguely irritates me when people boast about how early they read classic novels. Or famous science tomes. But that's cos I like to think I'm smart and feel threatened by people who used to be Einstein babies
I wasn't Einstein, I was just bossy
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I agree, actually. Mostly because, rhonestly, how much could you have REALLY understood, say, Catcher in the Rye at 10 years old?
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Or 'The Origin of Species'.
I read 'Brief History of Time' last year- did I understand an eighth of it?
...
no
'^^
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Aren't three people needed in order for this gag to work?
Hence it's name, "The Three Yorkshiremen"?
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Actually, now that I remember it, it's "Four Yorkshiremen".
You need two more people in order for it to work.
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I'm not sure which is better, the comic or the description. . .
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The description was the best part.....it never ends........
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really?do you really dont know how to read or type?it confuses me!
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No he doesn't and I don't knpw how either I'm just randomly pushing buttons on my computer and so far I think it's workin-fgois'g;efrg;5jg
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ok^^hes doing a pretty good job though................
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Ha! Girl-me gets served! (that does look like girl me)
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my dog walked in the room and started biting me when i read this
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I havent laughed that well in a while. Thank you!
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I do not support...
but that does not stop me from laughing...
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There's some things that breach the comfort zone of the contest, and I believe you've crossed the border some time ago.
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My mom never does anything like THAT for me.
You're so freakin privileged, man! XD
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The game.
It has been officially won.
Any other attempt to win after this point is simply a recount and reenactment of this most amazing of all win. By the way, horseshoe, lost chickenwire the red cake.
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I faved this for n other reason than the description.
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This reminds me of a person I know. "I read books. Do you read books? I didn't think so!"
She's waaaaay annoying, so go you!
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Say, The Great Gatsby is a pretty good book, and you might wanna give it a shot...
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