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And I know a lot of people might not agree, but I also think you shouldn't steal from churches or punch orphans in the face.Read more "I'm My Own Mascot" here: www.kevinbolk.com/comic/mascotβ¦
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lopsidelibby In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 20:45:49 +0000 UTC]
Being a girl, I can't help but agree to the second to last one.
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GhostKITTEN In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 20:40:36 +0000 UTC]
Oh dear, I'm so ashamed... I swear, I'll never poop on my best friend's carpet again!
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AKALink In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 20:38:14 +0000 UTC]
This reminds me a bit of what Tumbler is like
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SpazztastiKim In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 20:30:56 +0000 UTC]
I don't understand why I love this so much, but I am totally okay with that. That last panel is adorable by the way.
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Noxiudis In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 20:21:37 +0000 UTC]
I'm against cartoonists who remind me that Twilight existed by drawing diamond-shaped stars all over their male characters.
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CaptainQuirk In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 20:13:42 +0000 UTC]
This is satire, but sometimes people still do such ridiculously unacceptable things that you actually do have to say things like "I don't know you so get your hands off me" or "please stop going through my stuff" to a random person.
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mandalorianjedi [2013-08-28 20:11:42 +0000 UTC]
I am now ashamed for pooping on my friend's carpet. You have shown me the light.
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MetalixK In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 20:03:20 +0000 UTC]
I'm gonna have to argue with your stance with the corpse at the Kindergarten thing. The kids freaking love those things in my experience.
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Nyght-Driscol In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 20:02:32 +0000 UTC]
Oh my... I.. I had no idea pooping on my friend's carpet was indecent. Maybe I should give her a call and apologize.
I wonder if it is still there...
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cartoonking1 In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 19:58:09 +0000 UTC]
That is a little too radical for my taste but I guess I can try it your way...
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Carneeval In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 19:57:40 +0000 UTC]
All of the things that should be obvious to people but for some reason, one of these are not.
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FudgeFiddle In reply to Carneeval [2013-08-28 20:19:18 +0000 UTC]
It's the pooping on the carpet one, right?
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Zelphaba In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 19:52:29 +0000 UTC]
........ *Slowly starts to refill dug up grave with sad look on face* No one ever lets me have any fun...
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LightningIdle In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 19:51:02 +0000 UTC]
Woah woah woah, let's not get ahead of ourselves here. It's not like women are people too and should have the same rights as men, much less the ability to leave their homes without worry of being harassed. That would be ridiculous! Β
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PunchieTheNeko In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 19:49:20 +0000 UTC]
What am I supposed to do? Let cults have money?
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FirebirdXR [2013-08-28 19:49:19 +0000 UTC]
So operating by backwards logic, is everyone okay by sexually harassing you~...?
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Octoboy-the-8th In reply to FirebirdXR [2013-08-28 20:44:32 +0000 UTC]
Not if he turns into Girl Kevin at least.Β
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te-kun In reply to Octoboy-the-8th [2013-08-28 21:06:37 +0000 UTC]
If it is keving doing it is it still harassment or masturbation?
"I said no but I knew I wanted it"
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Octoboy-the-8th In reply to te-kun [2013-08-29 18:18:56 +0000 UTC]
Great, now you've got me wondering if it's harassment if a multiple-personality person tries to masturbate if only one personality wants to.Β
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wolfman-al In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 19:47:58 +0000 UTC]
One question, is digging out peoples corpses and leavem them on the steps of kindergartens okay on Halloween?
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LinkyKOS In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 19:45:44 +0000 UTC]
Steal from churches? makes sense, it good fried chicken not as good as KFC, but still good, now, if we are talking about religious churches.... i think they're the ones who steal .3.
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Furrama In reply to LinkyKOS [2013-08-28 19:54:47 +0000 UTC]
Aren't... most churches religious?Β
Or are you talking about Churches? ( This is why we capitalize names.) And even then, I've seen quite a few people very religious over their fried chicken.Β
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LinkyKOS In reply to Furrama [2013-08-28 20:15:06 +0000 UTC]
Forgot to capitalize it XD, but yeah, it was just a bad joke o3o
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DancrewProductions In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 19:45:15 +0000 UTC]
HALLELUJAH!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=usfiAsβ¦
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DeadCobra In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 19:40:15 +0000 UTC]
Attention whore
I like this short comics
But why no more post of Trigger Star 80 there so fun
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kevinbolk In reply to DeadCobra [2013-08-28 19:44:43 +0000 UTC]
Workin' on 'em. Hoping to have it up and running again in December.
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P0nyC4nd1skulz In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 19:39:23 +0000 UTC]
truly the epitomy of decency. Β The utmost figure in moral righteousness
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Kaychu-The-Gamer [2013-08-28 19:39:10 +0000 UTC]
How do you stand on the issue of popping balloons which belong to your best friend? I'm personally against it.
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SharpieInkedCupcakes [2013-08-28 19:38:47 +0000 UTC]
As a puppy-kicker myself, Β I am deeply offended by your close-minded and ignorant attitude. We, as a culture, must learn to be more accepting of alternative life-styles.Β
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jpfan1989 In reply to SharpieInkedCupcakes [2013-08-28 20:18:42 +0000 UTC]
Indeed! I mean it's not like animals have souls or feelings. That would be ridiculous.
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Mitochondria-Raine In reply to jpfan1989 [2013-08-28 20:25:29 +0000 UTC]
Of course they don't! They definitely do not have feelings or emotions and can not possibly feel pain!
Let us run into the sunset and kick puppies together!
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TDQuntmPwrBldWng16e In reply to Mitochondria-Raine [2013-08-28 21:02:59 +0000 UTC]
I must let you know, I hate you both. Β Oh, so if animals don't have souls, then neither do humans because we're animals, just highly evolved and incredibly stupid like you to dips**ts, and . Β Oh and if you think you need a soul to register pain, wrong again Bob, that's a product of evolution, not some mystical mumbo-jumbo.
The Bible was written by fear-mongering man, not God.
This message brought to you by: Β Β DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS! Β ...uh, I mean THE INTERNET!
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Mitochondria-Raine In reply to TDQuntmPwrBldWng16e [2013-08-28 21:19:26 +0000 UTC]
I was being sarcastic.
Were you?
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TDQuntmPwrBldWng16e In reply to Mitochondria-Raine [2013-08-29 08:22:38 +0000 UTC]
I can't really remember, and I was in the heat of the moment. Β Some of it was a joke; I saw a good idea and I used it.
:iconfreeinterntplz: <--- This is the idea.
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Mitochondria-Raine In reply to TDQuntmPwrBldWng16e [2013-08-29 08:27:05 +0000 UTC]
Ah, okay. I was worried for a second.
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raHunterB In reply to Mitochondria-Raine [2013-08-29 00:00:22 +0000 UTC]
Right over their head. Welcome to the internet.
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MGlitch In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 19:36:43 +0000 UTC]
Your words are so powerful they move me! To sit on my butt.
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neogs99 In reply to MGlitch [2013-08-29 03:47:39 +0000 UTC]
A Goofy Movie suddenly comes to mind.
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