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And I know a lot of people might not agree, but I also think you shouldn't steal from churches or punch orphans in the face.Read more "I'm My Own Mascot" here: www.kevinbolk.com/comic/mascotβ¦
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HikariYamiKage In reply to ??? [2013-08-30 14:21:36 +0000 UTC]
i did that, you said i was being mean so i reworded it to be less mean
how is that not less mean than what i said before
ill drop it but im not sure what im supposed to be dropping
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Mephitinae In reply to ??? [2013-08-29 02:03:42 +0000 UTC]
The character's statement has no context. He's expressing his disapproval of sexual harassment that specifically targets women, without anyone prompting so.
That implies, at the very least, that he's less concerned about harassment of people who are not women.
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kevinbolk In reply to Mephitinae [2013-08-29 14:46:19 +0000 UTC]
It's true. I'm also less concerned about the kicking of kittens and the fate of anyone's carpet that isn't your best friend's. And I'm cool with you leaving corpses on the steps of the local grade school or university, just leave the kindergarten alone. Β
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Mephitinae In reply to kevinbolk [2013-08-30 21:09:36 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, I got the joke. A normal person would just say "Animal cruelty is wrong", "You should treat your friends with respect", "The dead should not be desecrated",Β and of course "Sexual harassment is not cool".
It's less funny when authors explain their jokes.
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kevinbolk In reply to Mephitinae [2013-08-31 03:04:34 +0000 UTC]
Looks like you're the one who's doing the explaining, my lad. I merely inferred. ;D
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HikariYamiKage In reply to Mephitinae [2013-08-29 05:06:49 +0000 UTC]
no it doesnt imply that at all
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Mephitinae In reply to HikariYamiKage [2013-08-29 12:47:21 +0000 UTC]
I respectfully disagree.
Imagine I left two paint buckets unattended on the ground; one red, one blue, and I said "Okay people, I don't want anyone taking paint from this blue bucket, understand?"
That would imply I'm less concerned what happens to the contents of the red paint bucket, plain and simple.
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whatifguyplz In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 22:36:44 +0000 UTC]
possible tom preston callout?
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Ranggiana In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 22:35:32 +0000 UTC]
Hahaha, I see what you DID there.
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LadyLaurence In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 22:30:34 +0000 UTC]
this is the actual thingΒ
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Jacky-the-Nerd In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 22:22:02 +0000 UTC]
When did common decency stop being common, K-Bo?
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Blayaden In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 22:07:23 +0000 UTC]
Sad thing is, our church has been broken into several times... AND vandalized.
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julian0123 In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 21:44:35 +0000 UTC]
At least someone has common decency.
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LaCroixGrimoire [2013-08-28 21:43:08 +0000 UTC]
You're crazy! Sexually harassing women is so important in this world, you horrible unethical scumbag. I'm going to go sexually harass a woman right now. You have offended me.
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procon-8 In reply to Mariodeblob41 [2013-08-28 22:40:20 +0000 UTC]
you ===============================================> sarcasm.
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Mariodeblob41 In reply to procon-8 [2013-08-28 22:45:25 +0000 UTC]
Sorry. I didn't know you were joking.
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Mitochondria-Raine In reply to Mariodeblob41 [2013-08-28 23:02:40 +0000 UTC]
It's actually quite understandable. Sarcasm is difficult to read on the internet, because it is nearly impossible to tell when someone is using it by simply viewing the text.
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Mariodeblob41 In reply to Mitochondria-Raine [2013-08-28 23:27:28 +0000 UTC]
Actually I thought it was funny.
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Mitochondria-Raine In reply to Mariodeblob41 [2013-08-28 23:29:30 +0000 UTC]
Well, it's good to see that you have a sense of humor!
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Mariodeblob41 In reply to Mitochondria-Raine [2013-08-28 23:52:26 +0000 UTC]
Thanks. :3
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Mitochondria-Raine In reply to Mariodeblob41 [2013-08-28 23:54:11 +0000 UTC]
You're welcome.
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bulgariansumo In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 21:42:00 +0000 UTC]
I agree with your stances on these issues, but I am quite unnerved at your blatant neglect of the issue of people drowning kittens.
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Doga-87 In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 21:38:02 +0000 UTC]
Well, guess this means I have to give up kicking puppies...
But do I have to give up digging up graves? I leave the corpses at old folks homes.Β
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OnionBolt In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 21:29:07 +0000 UTC]
I see your point but I fail to see the funny
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kevinbolk In reply to OnionBolt [2013-08-28 21:51:18 +0000 UTC]
Give another quarter to my organ grinder and I'll try again. ;D
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NinjaHeart [2013-08-28 21:26:03 +0000 UTC]
Also, stealing things from other people is wrong.Β I know that comes as a shock, but it is.
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yoichi-masaki In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 21:23:33 +0000 UTC]
doyou live in a place where these are problems?
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Rhys1010 In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 21:22:47 +0000 UTC]
Hey, those Orphans were asking for it!
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bamcameron In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 21:22:21 +0000 UTC]
I love you.
(In a totally non-sexual, non-harassy way, of course.)
Looking forward to more great art!
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MasterRBG In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 21:12:45 +0000 UTC]
Glad to see someone around here has the guts to tackle the real issues.
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The-Golden-Knight In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 21:11:24 +0000 UTC]
I think this reads as in short: "I don't like dogs." Actually, *I* don't, for these reasons.
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TacticianJave In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 21:06:46 +0000 UTC]
Short and to the point. I like this.
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XionsMist In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 21:06:42 +0000 UTC]
you say nothing about the white albino child of the neiborhood, can i punch him? also, i cant go in churches, id burst into flames
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somerrocks In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 21:04:16 +0000 UTC]
once again. your brilliance is un-matched!
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pro-mole In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 20:59:52 +0000 UTC]
I hereby take a controversial stance against placing bombs in school cafeterias. I know, people, but we must start seeing the truth: that's not something that should be done!
That last panel's face, it's the best. THE BEST.
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ArielXGarcia In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 20:57:18 +0000 UTC]
This made me laugh so much harder than it should have.
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Ritualist In reply to ??? [2013-08-28 20:47:23 +0000 UTC]
I feel like to-do list has just be made.
And I'm off!
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pro-mole In reply to Ritualist [2013-08-28 21:00:24 +0000 UTC]
If you need some help digging up, just call me. I'm free at Wednesday nights.
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Ritualist In reply to pro-mole [2013-08-28 22:19:48 +0000 UTC]
Have a shovel, need a dog www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOwO_Iβ¦
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