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kevinbolk — My Hyper-Developed Sense of Common Decency
Published: 2013-08-28 19:34:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 30753; Favourites: 1002; Downloads: 71
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And I know a lot of people might not agree, but I also think you shouldn't steal from churches or punch orphans in the face.Read more "I'm My Own Mascot" here: www.kevinbolk.com/comic/mascot…
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all the comments here are weird 0_0
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A brazen young cartoonist taking a stand against social injustices! And making fun of a certain tompreston, which is also taking a stand against social injustice if you ask me.
The kicker: in the "More from deviantART" section in the corner, it's all Tompreston cartoons.
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Really? it's all more of K-Bo for me...
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yeah you can be very progressive.... by doing nothing XD
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What about using the the carcarss of dead animals as shlter? Is that ok?
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What if the orphans have candy? If punching them makes it easier to steal the candy, is it o.k.?
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I recall when I was but a lad that some kids at school were pressuring me to dig up someones grave and then leave the body infront of a kindergarten. My resolve was wavering since all the cool kids were doing it in, but in the end someone pointed out that the nearest graveyard was on the other side of town and non of us were aloud to cross the street.
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... I tried to think of a witty response, but that comment is simply perfect. Bravo, dear Internetizen. Bravo.
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Thank you for adding the word "Internetizen" to my vocabulary.
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Well, went back a forth a bit with that or the pooping one, but digging up graves felt more classy.
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Are you okay with people sexually harassing you?
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Wait, so all that stuff is BAD? ... shit... I've got some apologizing to do...
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I know, it also turns out I have to eat Human flesh IN PRIVATE!
Curse are fascist social constructs!
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I just kicked a puppy into a grave I shat in and called a woman 'sugartits' and smacked her around
Come at me, Mr. Progressive.
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oh and drinking the last bit of milk in the carton and then returning the empty container to the fridge is on your I don't support list too. Close-minded homo sapien.
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Hm... No one in their right minds would take the opposing stance to these arguments...
Challenge accepted.
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"Shouldn't punch orphans in the face"
... What if that orphan is digging up a grave and leaving the corpse on the front steps of a kindergarten?
Did I just create a temporal black hole?
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Hahaha, your icon just makes your comment that much more of win!
I think in this case the offense of digging up a grave and leaving the corpse on the front steps of a kindergarten outweighs the offense of an orphan being punched in the face.
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I don't know, an orphan being punched in the face is something even Hittler would look at and say: "Bro, that's nein cool"
... Well, I guess the corpse thing is pretty bad too... Hmm... This requires some thinking power. To the bad-things measuring room!
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Uhm, was that Hitler-thing really necessary? And I wouldn't think that he'd really saying this. Except he's like, his best friend or something, then he'd even spare one of the Jews he hated so much (No shit, that really happened!).
Besides, it's "nicht" (because that's the translation for "not") and not "nein" (because this would only translate to "no").
Well, we don't know how old the orphan is, and personally, it doesn't really have to be a punch, a slap-o'-sense may work just as good...
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... I dunno, I just typed in the first evil guy I could think of, and it came out Hitler.
So does that best friend thing make him a hypocrite? Or does it prove that he actually did have some humanity? Probably the first one.
(Also, I don't speak German, I was trying to do a quick little joke someone would read and chuckle at, sorry if it's not accurate)
Hmm, if you punched an adult orphan, it really wouldn't be as bad as punching a smaller one... We need more details, it's impossible to decipher whether or not to punch this orphan without all the details!
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I know you're just joking and all, but Hitler was a great guy, if you're in his side, he was not that stupid evil guy some people like to believe.
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At the risk of being THAT GUY; it's spelled HARASS. ¬_¬
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If it wasn't you, it'd be me.
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Good job Mien Fuhrer, ze jooish gramer haz be correczed!
sorry, I needed to stop the stock-joke section of my brain from exploding.
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I can't get over the hilariousness of these stances.
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Whoa now, hey, slow down there, champ! Most of these, sure, they're pretty understandable. But have you ever gone to your BFF's house after some bad Indian food? Sometimes you just can't make it the extra three steps to porcelain sanctuary.
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Sounds more like a taco bell scenario.
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Have you had Indian food? The fury of Agni will easily beat the power of the Bell.
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I've had curry rice, which was delicious.
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No. But you can punch them anywhere you want, other than the face.
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Well I agree with all those things except the last one. I believe we should not sexually harass ANYONE.
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so how is that disagreeing with the statement
if you believe you shouldnt sexually harass anyone then you believe you shouldnt sexually harass women
women do fall under the category of "anyone"
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I'm trying to be funny, sod off...
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youre shit at jokes then
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dude, don't be a dick.
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sorry, i find your sense of humor a bit lacking and suggest you improve on it. maybe by saying things that actually sound like jokes, that might be a good start. better?
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...I'm not sure what to say that wont escalate this...
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nothing you say would "escalate this", what do you think this even is
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You could have left this alone by just saying that it was not funny but instead you said that I need to improve on my sense of humor. You insulted me for making a simple bad joke.
So please lets drop this.
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