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kevinbolk — Paranoid Delusions of Age
Published: 2010-04-21 03:19:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 34721; Favourites: 409; Downloads: 247
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This is totally what's gonna happen, too. Quick! Someone hide me before 30 gets me. *whimpers pathetically under his bed*Related content
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Come on, over fifty and still enjoying life, differently maybe, but it's your mind that keeps you young!
Happy birthday!
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Been a bit worried about that. Turning 30 in a couple weeks myself.
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And I thought that the 30's paranoia only happened to women... guess I was wrong!
Quicky! Do sth to feel young... buy yourself a car or hang out with your grandfather more!
Gabby
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thanks... It sort of sucked though
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Aww..no one died, I hope.
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no i just had to wait an hour at the outback for the food to come.
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lol, it doesn't matter how old you are, but how old you FEEL!
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Woot, then I am not 38.. Sweet, great cartoon by the way.
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these days everyone seems to share the same opinion:
Men get more handsome as they get older.
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NICE!
Thanks for the warning. I'm going to hit 30 in July. I still have time to prepare.
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Wait, you went for a stroll in the middle of the night?
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You may want to get a blender now, the teeth go rather quickly.
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Being 30 isn't that bad I guess... xP I mean... see it as 30 years of awesomeness
You are still going to be a great artist ^^
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Aww don't feel so bad, as they say... 30 is the new 20's
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haha,you'll be an old man~ 
sorry ^3^
i think you should panic when you'll be 40,30 is fine ;D
but if you want to,you can hide in my closet,nothing will ever find you there ^_^
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holy crap, yeah dude, I feel the same way except i'm almost 20.
IT's soo weird..i've been alive 2 decades....so much has happened.....
so many waffles...
mmmmmmm.....
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*pats softly on the head* It's gonna be alright, Kev. It's just a number, it can't harm you.
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You obviously won't age that quickly if you're still up and walking around at midnight. Everyone knows old people go to bed at like 6.
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Nah, you dont gotta worry about that. Its the Lifeclock turning red you gotta be worried about 8B
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You win for making the first Logan's Run reference! XD
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Yaaaaaaaay! *wiggly Kermit arms* XD please tell me I wasnt the ONLY one to make the reference lol
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If the earth suddenly stopped turning, would time hold still along with it? nah... don't fret about getting older, its just a number... time is merely an illusion meant to keep things organized... you are only as old as you think you are... as long as you think of yourself as a young hipster, you'll always be that young hipster =3
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I think of myself as more of a kid in a sandbox than a young hipster. They're comin' for my He-Man figures. XD
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Hehe, Be whatever you want to be, just dont let something as silly as a date hold you down ^^
(Side note, never look up what you think yourself of... just... dont...)
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oh come now grandpa kevin, you're not that old
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I always complained how old I was until you started doing the same thing in your comics. Now I'm all happy and am waiting 7 years until I become just like you.
Thanks for making me feel better!
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They say the age of 30 means that start of being middle aged.
Good thing I'm still in my 20s
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I'm gonna be 20 this year and I'm already feeling old!
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They say 50 is the 30 so you'll get to feel old twice
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That happened to me once. I died an old man at age of 34.
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Wait what happened on 4/20 though D:
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Hey now. 30 is not like that at all. I'm going to be 32 in two months and I still feel 18. I still get carded now and then as well, although it hasn't happened in a little while. 30 is the new 20. Don't fret it.
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(he's laughing at you) (him too)
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Happy birthday when it happens Kevpool! Pretty soon you'll be able to begin sentences with "Back in the day..." without someone wanting to kick your ass.
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reminds me of a birthday card i made once- never gave it to anyone cuz i was afraid it might offend... i'll upload it and link it to you if i find it
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That's my birthday too but I won't be anywhere near as old as you.
Old man.
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Dad turned 50 this February if it makes you feel better. You're not old yet.
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