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kevinbolk — Paranoid Delusions of Age

Published: 2010-04-21 03:19:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 34721; Favourites: 409; Downloads: 247
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Description This is totally what's gonna happen, too. Quick! Someone hide me before 30 gets me. *whimpers pathetically under his bed*
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123James [2010-04-21 03:46:01 +0000 UTC]

Man, I thought the age people called the "over the hill" mark was 40.

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MJBivouac [2010-04-21 03:45:16 +0000 UTC]

You're right Dude! Been there done that! And the POOF! doubles as old person gas which happens as well.

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kevinbolk In reply to MJBivouac [2010-04-21 04:16:25 +0000 UTC]

Don't be silly. No one's turned thirty before me and no will turn thirty after me. It's SCIENCE!!

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MJBivouac In reply to kevinbolk [2010-04-21 04:18:10 +0000 UTC]

You totally sound like a CHICK!

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kevinbolk In reply to MJBivouac [2010-04-21 12:21:08 +0000 UTC]

Oh, and I'm FAT! TELL ME I'M PRETTY!!!

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MJBivouac In reply to kevinbolk [2010-04-21 14:40:42 +0000 UTC]

"Oh God,DO these comic strips make me look fat?"
"No Honey...it's your ass."

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XBurniX In reply to ??? [2010-04-21 03:44:26 +0000 UTC]

Quick!!! Hide below this box!!!!

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RubyCosmos In reply to ??? [2010-04-21 03:41:38 +0000 UTC]

Goddammit, I'm gonna die next February aren't I. :<

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ArsonDadko [2010-04-21 03:30:36 +0000 UTC]

oooh! Garfield flashback^^

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Banjoenelbano [2010-04-21 03:29:38 +0000 UTC]

what are you doing walking around that late at night?

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DoctorVorlon In reply to Banjoenelbano [2010-04-21 03:37:40 +0000 UTC]

I know. Young folk are so irresponsible. Hopefully, he'll smarten up in his old age.

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Ignatz20xx In reply to ??? [2010-04-21 03:26:57 +0000 UTC]

Good stuff. Lucky for me, I still have time; not much though.

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tonyle414 [2010-04-21 03:26:01 +0000 UTC]

YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR TWENTIES.
WHICH DECLARES YOU'RE OLD NOW. HA HA.

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TheDJTC [2010-04-21 03:24:19 +0000 UTC]

SMASH ALL THE GOD DAMN CLOCKS.

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Bah-Bleh-Blair In reply to ??? [2010-04-21 03:23:16 +0000 UTC]

Don't worry K-Bo, I'm sure it won't be that bad!

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Commander-Luminaire [2010-04-21 03:23:02 +0000 UTC]

Totally un-devWATCHING you

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kevinbolk In reply to Commander-Luminaire [2010-04-21 03:24:46 +0000 UTC]

Nyoooo...

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Commander-Luminaire In reply to kevinbolk [2010-04-21 03:26:49 +0000 UTC]



You're fine

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WhiteCrestAngel In reply to ??? [2010-04-21 03:22:33 +0000 UTC]

I think this gave me another comic idea... HYUK.

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BunnyfishMel-Mel In reply to ??? [2010-04-21 03:21:44 +0000 UTC]

Quick! Build a time machine!

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TheHellSong In reply to ??? [2010-04-21 03:21:41 +0000 UTC]

My mom says "Suck it up, Buttercup."
She's turning 43 this year.

But yeah, brilliant comic. XD

But that music note is backwards. Backwards.

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kevinbolk In reply to TheHellSong [2010-04-21 03:25:26 +0000 UTC]

I'm..um...whistling backwards?

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BlueSkyme In reply to kevinbolk [2010-04-21 03:28:27 +0000 UTC]

Wouldn't be inhale-whistling?

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sAMMIDAwOLF In reply to BlueSkyme [2010-04-21 12:13:47 +0000 UTC]

I "backwards whistle" all the time. XD Oddly enough my friends can't figure out how I do it even after explaning that I inhale the air.

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Pingo1387 In reply to sAMMIDAwOLF [2010-10-21 02:54:29 +0000 UTC]

dude, i do it all the time. i'll be like *inhale whistles* then *exhale whistles* its a good way to not run out of breath while your whistling.

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sAMMIDAwOLF In reply to Pingo1387 [2010-10-23 11:43:13 +0000 UTC]

Mmmm, yep. When I used to walk home from school I would entertain myselfwith a continuous whistle so I wouldn't have to stop. Lol.

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BlueSkyme In reply to sAMMIDAwOLF [2010-04-21 15:23:13 +0000 UTC]

People R DUM.

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TheHellSong In reply to kevinbolk [2010-04-21 03:25:51 +0000 UTC]

Again, brilliant sir.

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Artsy-Gnome In reply to ??? [2010-04-21 03:20:35 +0000 UTC]

Aw! 30's not so bad! You'll still be an awesome artist!

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