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Published: 2011-05-04 05:22:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 43433; Favourites: 1321; Downloads: 179
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Read the rest of "I'm My Own Mascot" here: www.kevinbolk.com/comic/mascot…BUSTED! The joke's on her though...I can't even read!
Okay, so this didn't actually happen, but it does cross my mind every time I see someone wearing pants with words on the fanny (as was the case at the post office yesterday). Luckily like most well-adjusted adult men, I have mastered the subtle art of the "ninja quick booty peek" so as to avoid detection and awkward social situations like the one illustrated above.
Yeah..I can be a bit of pig sometimes. What? I did a comic about PONIES last week. Cut me some slack.
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Hey, I got into trouble for NOT looking at a woman's butt..I was stuck in line, and I glanced at the woman in tight jeans. I noted it, and started looking outside, because the sky was an incredible shade of blue, and the clouds were doing something fantastic and, then the line moved forwards, and I heard a loud exhale from in front of me; the woman had a frowny face at me, like I'd done something wrong. I just shrugged and said, The clouds..they're catching the setting sun, and..I turned back to look and it was incredible how the colors were all interacting...the line moved again, and she stomped off, mad. Just no pleasing some people.. LOL
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And my reply would be, 'Well it was so distorted and stretched out it took me a while to figure out what it said".
MT
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It's okay, K-Bo, we still like you; even if you are a perv!
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I end up reading the words on a girl's breast area. It takes me two seconds to read the word or phrase, but the word or phrase never makes sense.
"What does 'Smexy' mean?" I think to myself. I then stare at the word and contemplate the meaning for a while.
"Smexy." I think to myself. "Could this be the way young people pronounce the word sexy these days? Most likely. Then why is it on her shirt? Is she implying that she herself is sexy? While I agree with the idea, why is it necessary to declare this publicly, and-"
"Excuse me." says the lady in question. "Are you staring at my boobs?"
"Of course not my dear!" I say to her. "I am merely examining the words written on your breast area."
"For five minutes?" She says sarcastically. "Maybe you should stop being such a pervert."
To which I respond, "Maybe you shouldn't wear shirts that use slang words so that the average human being doesn't have to ponder the meaning of it, or why it is necessary to make such an unnecessary statement through clothing. Have you ever considered that?"
And then comes the pepper spray. T-T
So Mr. Bolk my good sir, I have the utter most sympathy for what happened to you
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you copied this from Reddit
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That's pretty cool, dude. I made this comment in 2013 and I never logged onto Reddit until 2018. I'm such a good thief I can steal shit and send it back 5 years to myself. Hell yeah.
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So she pepper sprayed you for explaining yourself? What a bitch. It sounds like you weren't even posing a threat.
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Eh heh, it seems I was to subtle. This story is 100% fake-a-roony. Sorry
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Well, even if it was a story, it made me angry. I would call the cops on someone who pepper sprays me for no apparent reason, that's assault
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my brains just exploded out of the relatability of your comment *brainfart*
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Sadly, some girls in my eighth grade class wear low-cut shirts or words on the butt. Unfortunately, my eyes do draw towards those areas. ( and I'm a girl!) :/ No one caught me... yet.
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If girls don't want guys looking at their butts, then stop fishing for looks by wearing tight pants. Track pants get you through the day just as well as tight jeans.
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Translation: Girls should only wear what I approve. Their comfort doesn't matter, I'm an animal and I can't control myself.
How about fuck you.
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How about fuck you right back. I'm saying nothing of the sort. I'm saying (Gasp!) that women should take responsibility for their actions and choices. I know that's a radical concept. You think that women should be able to do whatever they want, with no repercussions whatsoever, but this is the real world. Choices have consequences. No one says she has to dress like a slut-cookie; there's no reason she can't wear something loose and comfortable instead of something awkward and slinky.
If sounds to me like you're the one who can't control yourself.
P.S. I'm asexual; girls don't turn me on at all; which makes your post all the more ridiculous. You had best shut up before you make an even bigger fool of yourself.
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In highschool I used to be kinda braindead and I was also not used to seeing curves (I was flat), so I'd sometimes stare at "words" and such. I wasn't even lesbian, I was just thinking stuff like "Ugh, you're wearing THAT?" and "I wish I had boobs too.. 
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Let the Lord help you man your girlfriend/wife is going to kill you
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This reminds me of Abercrombie, no wonder they have a boy section.
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...Well you know women check it out if you're looking at any part of their body. xD EVERYTIME!!! Sometimes they like it and sometimes they don't.
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This totally made my day! I always find my self lookig at a girls butt if it has words. >_<
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We girls always notice guys staring at our butts, we just don't let on because we secretly enjoy the self-esteem boost.
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i know what you mean man (i did that once too everyone took it the wrong way and i was slapped)
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You stared at someone's ass for 5 whole minutes. You deserved to be slapped.
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Illiteracy can be such a problem, can't it?
Gotta love the cheeky expression in the last panel though.
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Staring at her ass. Did you not read the comic?
Oh I'm just gonna ogle your ass in public, but hey If I'm polite when you call me out that makes e a nice person.
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I, miss, am a fan of writing.
I was admiring your lovely font.
(this really works better with words on shirts but whatever)
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XD... If only large predators could read... then we'd see a million rich girls toss of their high heels and run for cover...
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Considering the fact that if the "booty" is too big you can't always read what the pants say due to missing letters... O.o
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I was innocently and actually trying to read someones shirt and they had huge boobs so it took awhile (Sense the shirt was wrinkled at some words) they noticed and punched me in the jaw. Im a chick for crying out loud! Come on!
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I run into the same problem when women have phrases on their T-shirts, it's even worst when their breasts wrinkle the text. That's where a friend of mine told me about the 5 second rule.
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In the Navy, we have name tapes sewn on to the asses of our working uniform. Makes for some uncomfortable moments.
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So what? you could be a slow reader, or you could tell her that you enjoy reading XD
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I agree whole-heartedly to this. If you don't want attention being drawn to yourself in a fashion you DON'T want, then why'd you do it??
I hate women -_-;
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"Ninja quick booty peek" and it's sister technique "Ninja quick booby peek"
Quite subtle these peeks are, but to pull them off requires much practice...
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DON'T JUDGE ME!
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