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Published: 2011-05-04 05:22:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 43494; Favourites: 1321; Downloads: 179
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Read the rest of "I'm My Own Mascot" here: www.kevinbolk.com/comic/mascot…BUSTED! The joke's on her though...I can't even read!
Okay, so this didn't actually happen, but it does cross my mind every time I see someone wearing pants with words on the fanny (as was the case at the post office yesterday). Luckily like most well-adjusted adult men, I have mastered the subtle art of the "ninja quick booty peek" so as to avoid detection and awkward social situations like the one illustrated above.
Yeah..I can be a bit of pig sometimes. What? I did a comic about PONIES last week. Cut me some slack.
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i dont and probably never will understand those kinds of pants
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Wait, if you can't read...
THEN HOW ARE YOU TYPING LEGIBLY?!
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Clearly he is using an amazingly accurate voice-to-word converter.
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What's your icon from? Some cartoon or did you make it?
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thats what i was thinking......wait.....i never think.
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He may not be able to read, but at least he can write.
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Who says he's even the one typing?
Oohhhhhhh
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By typing random letters and hoping they make sense, of course!
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KEVIN: DLSJLFJDKLJ;JLDJKLSJDL;
COMPUTER: Did you mean, "Comics by Kevin Bolk"?
KEVIN: MAH! WHATEVER *PRESSES ENTER*
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Yes. For his true name is David Lobinsky!
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Yes. It's shocking for us all...
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We must start an investigation on this "Lobinsky."
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I assure you, I've got the best twelve year old girl I know on the case.
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She's gonna need a side kick to help her.
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She has a teddy bear!
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This plan can't possibly fail!
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*nods* It's pink, too.
Those are the best kinds.
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I knoooow, right?
That, or it's one of those speech dictations.
Maybe he has an advanced computer program he was lucky enough to click despite not being able to read what it did?
Or he has... an assistant! A female one, who's been glaring at him this entire time.
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A very amusingly proportioned female assistant, I would assume?
I mean, why not just keep in tune with the comic?
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No, no, you have it all wrong.
She's annoyed because he has never once looked at her behind.
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Yes.
You see, he hired her because of a head injury that left him temporarily blind. Though it mostly faded he lost his ability to read as an after effect, and was stuck with an assistant who's voice was more beautiful than her bottom.
She thought he just wasn't interested, what with all the ponies. Until today.
Now she won't stop glaring.
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*slowly begins to clap soon turning into a round of applause* You, my good fellow, just blew my mind and have earn a brand new boatmoblie!
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Well, that's just not right at all.
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I know. We're very sad with him.
Not firing her is commendable, perhaps - but making her feel so unwanted? We don't ask that he act like a pig toward her, merely that he allows himself to be slapped once or twice... just enough that she knows she's wanted!
To shatter her hopes like that... I'm frankly disillusioned.
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How dar he.
OH MY GOD, WHAT WAS THAT?
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His assistant, actually.
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Or her father or brother... they're a very close family; it's hard to tell sometimes.
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