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Published: 2006-04-03 10:04:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 35226; Favourites: 1215; Downloads: 5623
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Description Would we call this...revenge? Lord knows...I see enough fanart and fanfiction of these two dying all the time because fangirls don't like having them as competition (It always makes me lol - oh noes! They're stealing a fictional boy I wanna screw!).

But yes - Winry and Keira are not only alike in the 'hated by over-the-top fangirls department'...but they're both so crazy about mechanics...I could see them getting along really well together in some bizzare alt. Universe cross-over. X3

Winry also looks kinda cute in this style...such a shame this is my first time drawing her.

...Jak is older than Ed, thus he's allowed to be hornier too. *clunk*

The usual disclaimer:
This comic is not made to single out any one individual. As I always state - it's meerly something I've come across so often, I wanted these girls to be able to stand up for themselves a little...and blood? Well, enough of their blood has been spilled, so in all fairness....

That being said - lighten up! It's just a comic! XD If it insults you, then...well...I've lost all hope in humanity.


Media: Mitsubishi Uni Pin inks, Tria Markers, Pro Markers, Copic Sketch Markers, Mitsubishi Gel Pen.
Legal Stuff: Characters Property of Hiromu Arakawa and Naughty Dog
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Comments: 307

Stebia [2006-04-03 20:16:09 +0000 UTC]

I think it's really stupid how people hate Winiry. They always say that she's stealing Ed from them. WTF? Okay people, they're not even a coupple. And I'll admit that I don't like Keira (Note that: I don't dislike Keira cuz she's with Jak, to be honest I don't really like Jak either, but for other reasons. And her wearin a belly shirt isn't one of'em) but I really love it how she's killing the Jak marysue......Marysues....... This is very funny. I would defenatly consider it a Daily Deviation

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sylvacoer [2006-04-03 19:34:24 +0000 UTC]

Oh dear lord, yes - I HATE Mary Sues who kill off strong female characters for stupid reasons! *huggles you* I'm incredibly amused by this, and wish I could e-mail it to every single FMA fangirl who's written such terrible fanfiction. Muahahahahaha~!

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AtomicStoney [2006-04-03 18:39:59 +0000 UTC]

INSTA-ROFL.

That's brillance, right there. XD I love how you drew Winrey. X3

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diana-catt [2006-04-03 18:39:48 +0000 UTC]

HURR.

Yeah, people end up killing them only for the reason that they don't want them around to 'interfere' with their weirdo obsessions. xD I love Winry and Keira - they rock.

SMACK 'EM WITH THOSE WRENCHES.

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Hentai-Sweetie [2006-04-03 18:39:48 +0000 UTC]

Haha "I love a woman who can screw a good nut"

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censorfish [2006-04-03 18:27:48 +0000 UTC]

this is hilarious, love it!

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theguycalledwingus [2006-04-03 18:18:07 +0000 UTC]

Teehee. X3 Yay for rabid insane fangirl killin'. XD Get'm, Winry! >D And yeah, she does look muchly adorable in this style.

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DHos In reply to ??? [2006-04-03 18:08:58 +0000 UTC]

All mechanics unite, YAY!

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Realm-Of-The-Shadows [2006-04-03 17:56:45 +0000 UTC]

god that is just so wrong!
XD

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shawny02 [2006-04-03 17:49:17 +0000 UTC]

AMEN!!! There's nothing worse then an idiotic fangirl!!! And there's plenty to go around...

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Disasterrific In reply to ??? [2006-04-03 17:30:33 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, chibis and gore. What an ingenius combination!

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Mr-Jolted In reply to ??? [2006-04-03 17:21:13 +0000 UTC]

"I love a woman who can screw a good nut in..."

...Quite possibly the most inappropriate, outrageous, and HILARIOUS thing I've read ALL day

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BioWolf [2006-04-03 17:17:40 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, awesome, I see you havent lost your touche for the the funny. ^__^

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JakDepidtor In reply to ??? [2006-04-03 17:05:15 +0000 UTC]

Lol! Jaks comment at the end made me laugh out loud ! Too true, Mechanic girls rule XD

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MiraKHall In reply to ??? [2006-04-03 16:38:28 +0000 UTC]

"Pink hair gives him nightmares!" Stop it! You're killing me, Kai-Kai! Can't believe Winry's suffering the same fate as Keira is; such a nice, refreshing rebuttle to such aggrivatin rabid fandom, too (it so helps to be a mechanic-maniac )

Winry looks so much fun in your style, it'd be fin to see her some more in your gallery

And now Jak's line is scarin' me *smirk*

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Joichiroll In reply to ??? [2006-04-03 16:25:43 +0000 UTC]

hahaha! i love your brillant choice of colours this is my first time seeing your comic and i really love it! hahaha! What show does Keira and Jak come from? heh yea i know just how many Edo-fangirls are often bashing Winry, well i don't like her in anime either but i think the director should have really really followed the manga more... >_> she was better in the manga >_<

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MargotC In reply to ??? [2006-04-03 16:22:58 +0000 UTC]

It's sad really how jealous fans can be of fictional characters
But anyway, the comic's very funny!

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swiyth [2006-04-03 15:26:42 +0000 UTC]

i love the last line. "i love a woman who can screw a good nut in"

absolutely hilarious. ...poor girls.

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DarkKitsuneYokai [2006-04-03 15:20:37 +0000 UTC]

*quickly scoots away from both mechanics* oh dear....

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a-s-continued [2006-04-03 14:41:40 +0000 UTC]

evil pure evil.

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StarEevee [2006-04-03 14:17:17 +0000 UTC]

Finally, it's about time someone stood up for the canon characters. Well done.

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Nephro [2006-04-03 14:09:19 +0000 UTC]

wonderful humor!

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meteorsummoner88 [2006-04-03 13:43:14 +0000 UTC]

That was too funny!

Never upset mechanics...especially if they're working on something and they have something to strike back with...and especially if they're already in a bad mood...

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Inuyasha-shinigami [2006-04-03 13:13:24 +0000 UTC]

hehe Well-said!! While I will remain a die-hard RoyxEd fangirl til the end of my days, I've always liked Winry's character, strong-willed and pretty. She doesn't get enough attention from fans, and it's a shame. I LOVE the style you drew her in, so cute!!!!

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DavisJes [2006-04-03 13:11:31 +0000 UTC]

I love that last line. It's classic!

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TromKehra In reply to ??? [2006-04-03 13:05:47 +0000 UTC]

Now that was pretty freakin Awsome X3!!!!

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dboywheeler In reply to ??? [2006-04-03 12:42:49 +0000 UTC]

Holeeeeee! Man, never upset a mechanic with--

Censorship Lady: Uh uh UUUUHHH!!! We'll have none of THAT talk, young man!

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dia-aren-marie In reply to ??? [2006-04-03 12:24:43 +0000 UTC]

Wow, even for mary-sues, you sure did give them good designs... good enough to be throttled violently by angry canons XD

Winry looks really cute in your chibi style! I think it's the hair.. it just flows so smoothly especially when she moves. Keira's hair shading is something I can't stop looking at O_O The transition between her hair colors is pretty smooth. And the bloody massacre! XD It's a chibi comic with a morbid twist~

They look so ADORABLE in the last panel... even if in blood. XD Ahaha.. those enormous eyes... and Jak pervy state ftw.

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EdwurdoGrimward [2006-04-03 12:16:22 +0000 UTC]

Needs some decapitation, maybe soming burning at the stake too : P

Dispite that, I approve greatly of the humor, violence and artwork in this comic
Awesome piece and very good job

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Weiila [2006-04-03 11:53:48 +0000 UTC]

Oh thank you, thank you, thank you. This is so beautiful because it's true, and needs to be said. I get annoyed at the fangirls claiming characters as "theirs", but can ignore it unless they pull idiotic stuff like dissing and/or killing the canon-interest*. That's just childish.

That said, your adorably cute style of drawing just makes it even more funny in its bizarre morbidness. Hey! Cute violence and sparkly, bubbly girls covered in blood, it doesn't get any better! And the lil' Ed-chibi sidling away from the Jak-chibi on the last panel has me in stitches.






*I admit I'm a weee bit hypocritical here, being a Jak/Dax shipper but what the hey. I don't maim Keira or Tess, at least

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KeyshaKitty In reply to Weiila [2006-04-03 11:56:27 +0000 UTC]

XD Well...it was more of a look on the Killing of the girls rather than the couplings...lord knows, I've done so many 'ZOMG! Not another yaoi!' comic - still, doesn't mean I don't love ya all the same! :3

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Guardian-of-Tears [2006-04-03 11:42:53 +0000 UTC]

Pink hair gives him nightmares... gotta love it XP

Long time no see eh How ya been Kai?

LUFFS!!

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KeyshaKitty In reply to Guardian-of-Tears [2006-04-03 11:54:15 +0000 UTC]

Meep! *luffs back* Has been a while, ney?

And yes...pink hair gives Jak nightmares...all those pink-haired Mary Sues...who can blame him! XD

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Guardian-of-Tears In reply to KeyshaKitty [2006-04-03 11:59:23 +0000 UTC]

A hulluva while, nice to see that while I've been gone your style has just kept on inproving I may have some commissions for you soon if you're still doing them (havn't had timeto check on the back log of messages yet over 5,000 of them, yeesh! I'm tempted to just deleat the whole lot)

At least the pink hair isn't as bad as RAINBOW hair with gittery stars that 'sparkled like an ocean of the universe' (that gave me nightmares, let alone Jak )

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KeyshaKitty In reply to Guardian-of-Tears [2006-04-03 12:08:26 +0000 UTC]

Rainbow hair and stars....someone's been keeping up with her bed-time tacky fanfiction reading, I see.

And yes - I still do commissions, though I only open them at certain times now...and I only do chibi (I just don't have the time to do anything other than chibis, I'm afraid. ).

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Guardian-of-Tears In reply to KeyshaKitty [2006-04-03 12:29:39 +0000 UTC]

I find it very theraputic, if I'm not hapy with something I've written I got trawling through the Whore Pit (ff.net) and read some of that stuff and go "At least my stuff isn't that bad!"

Chibi's are good, the image I had in mind will work very well as chibi ^^ I'll keep an eye out for when You next open up your comissions

Cheers :woot:

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jaygoose [2006-04-03 11:35:31 +0000 UTC]

LOL. I love how they're still both covered in blood at the end there with the fangirling over wrenches and such.

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duhcoolies In reply to ??? [2006-04-03 11:01:23 +0000 UTC]

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cheenot [2006-04-03 10:41:42 +0000 UTC]

... *LOVELOVELOVE* '0' <33333

Thats so darn cool!!! I never would have put those two together and yet... HEEHEE ;D YEI! gore and blood makes me happi! uh-huh!

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KeyshaKitty In reply to cheenot [2006-04-03 10:46:25 +0000 UTC]

Oh, Chee! You're such a morbid little thing! *snugs upon*

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cheenot In reply to KeyshaKitty [2006-04-03 10:51:07 +0000 UTC]

I'm a good cheee! *insists and is snugged*

'~' <333

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Yoyo-Illuser [2006-04-03 10:34:15 +0000 UTC]

awwwwwwwwwwwww......i loved it!!!im not one for Ed or Jak being gay...i like yaoi and all...but i cant picture those two being with other men...i also really like Winry and Keira...and having them be with the boys....sigh...this is good...total fave!!!

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Limma-kun [2006-04-03 10:27:21 +0000 UTC]

It's so true. Mechanics = the pain of a thousand wrenchs.

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HybridAlchemist [2006-04-03 10:25:21 +0000 UTC]

LMAO!!! That has gotta be one of your funniest comics to date! I laughed my head off at it! Lol! It's funny that both the Jak and FMA world have female mechanics. Quite ironic actually . But anyways, great work as ever, Kai! I really love the poses and expressions! Especially the ones in panels 2 and 4 where Keira and Winry are angry! WINNAGE! And your colouring as awesome as it can ever be! I can't fault it! Nor can I fault any of your pics. And that blood is simply ace! All OTT fangirls must die! Well, I am a Jak and Ed fangirl myself , but thankfully I'm not that kind . BTW that Jak line in the bottom panel had me giggling for ages . You really are great when it comes to humour! Anyhow, this is a great piece, Kai! Your comics are the best! Must fave this!

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turhasaasta In reply to HybridAlchemist [2006-04-29 06:23:33 +0000 UTC]

YOW! That comment left me bewildered in all it's niceness. I can hardly even see clearly.

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HybridAlchemist In reply to turhasaasta [2006-04-29 09:04:14 +0000 UTC]

Oh, believe me, I can do bigger and better comments than that. Some of them end up being a page long!

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tani-tiger [2006-04-03 10:24:25 +0000 UTC]

haha I love this XD it's fun making fun of the n00bs ehh? heh, wonderful .

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Chiritsu [2006-04-03 10:22:41 +0000 UTC]

....... >D nice!

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Knight-of-Lodoss [2006-04-03 10:13:41 +0000 UTC]

LOL! You never fail to please with your ubber cute chibis and funny punch lines. Good work.

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MurkHellsing [2006-04-03 10:09:23 +0000 UTC]

Yay! Gore!
And Winry!

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