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Published: 2018-05-07 20:46:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 4474; Favourites: 35; Downloads: 40
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With the coming of Spring comes warmer weather, clear blue skies and the opportunity to enjoy outdoor activities which for Stuart Davenport means golf. But much to his chagrin, Peter Griffin (after much whining and begging and whinging and pleading) manages to wangle an invitation for he and his wife, Lois, to accompany Stu and his lady friend Rhonda Roykirk for an 18-hole round at Stuart's country club golf course. And, just as Stuart had feared, Peter manages to stall things at the start of playing the back nine with a "what if" question as Rhonda fumes and Lois expresses her exasperation. (Medium: pen and ink, Sketchbook digital coloring)Family Guy (C) 20th Century Fox and Seth MacFarlane
Stuart Davenport & Rhonda Roykirk (C) M.W. Bertrand
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I can well imagine. I mean, a pickup truck vs. 100 tons of freight train. Definitely no contest.
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My friend said that they joked about it all night long when they were on shift until the humor ran away.
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A little "gallows humor," eh?
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Better than having a complete breakdown.
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Anything is better than that or drinking yourself into an early grave.
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That's for sure. Some of the guys I use to serve with in the National Guard were Vietnam vets who could only handle the horrors they'd experienced by being soused.
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Sad, very sad. Alcohol is definitely not the answer.
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All it does is take the hard edge off of living after such a nightmare.
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Yes, but too much of anything, especially alcohol, is not a good thing.
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I know. At one time I was a borderline alcoholic.
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At least you overcame that terrible addiction. My mother was an alcoholic.
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I grew less and less of a drinker when I got married, then a father twice over. Now I restrict my indulgence to one glass of mead on Saturday nights.
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Mead, eh? I didn't know they still made honey beer. That sounds like something I might like to try. In the meantime, kudos to you for being a responsible husband and father.
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Thank you. It's one of the few pleasures I'm left with right now. And mead is made from fermented honey, like wine is made from fermented grapes, though mead can be made at home easier than wine.
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Being totally ignorant of golf rules I cannot appreciate the humour of the scene, but the drawing is nice and Rhonda's pissed off expression is lovely.
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Thank you kindly. I'm glad you like the way I can do facial expressions on cartoon ladies. The main point here is that Peter is holding up the game with his stupid question. In golf, you never engage in idle chit-chat while on the tee, especially when there are other people waiting to tee off. As for the drawing itself, I just had to put in as much detail as possible in order to grab everybody's attention. Thanks for your comment.
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you won't kill me for shiping stuart and rhonda,won't you.
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That depends on what you mean by "shiping"? Or do you mean "shipping"?
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i mean shipping,hehe sorry my bad.
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Okay. So, what exactly do you mean by "shipping"?
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i mean shipping you're characters,if you're o.k with it.
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I'm afraid not. I prefer to keep my OCs as they are and where they are.
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I believe they meant "shipping" as in enjoying two characters as a couple. 
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Thank you kindly for the comment and the explanation.
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oh o.k i'm sorry to bother you.
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Quite alright. It's no bother to ask a question. And you're always welcome to my gallery.
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thanks,you're the best.
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Those yellow balls remind me of those rather large balls which are usually white and hollow with holes. www.newitts.com/eurohoc-floorb…
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Ah, you mean whiffle balls. Well, that's not quite what I had in mind. Nearly every golf course has these large, golf ball-looking markers for the tee-off point at each par. Thanks for your comment.
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I'm more worried about how close Lois and Stuart are standing to someone who's addressing the ball than about Peter's question.
(the correct answer is that if the ball stops moving out of bounds Peter needs to take a second drive on 3 strokes for the hole but if it doesn't then yes the drinks are on Peter).
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Not to worry: I'm certain both Stuart and Lois would clear the way before Peter raises his club prior to addressing the ball. And that is also an interesting rule about golf balls out of bounds. Also, as I understand it, you're not supposed to engage in idle chit-chat on the tee in the first place. Thanks for your comment.
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I see your point; I was thinking that Peter is quite capable of starting his back swing without checking where the rest of the group are. In which context I remember playing pitch and putt with my grandfather back when I was about 8 and suddenly hearing a howl from the far side of the course. 2 girls about my age had been mucking about in their round, and one had actually hit the other with her club, hard enough to open a 2" gash in the other's forehead.
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Oh Lord, I'm so sorry to hear that about that little girl. Still, hopefully she learned a lesson from this about standing clear when another person's about to tee off. As for Peter, yes he's the kind of fellow who wouldn't look around him before taking a swing. Just as there are "Sunday Drivers," you've got "Sunday Golfers" who can't handle their clubs properly.
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I was sorry for her too, but the serious point was that I get very twitchy whenever I see anyone standing within about 2 club lengths of someone who's addressing their ball (even if it wasn't someone like Peter who I wouldn't trust as far as I could throw him (and he would outweigh me by at least 50lb if he were real)).
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Same here, friend. I myself never played golf, but I know a number of people who do play and they taught me a few things about golf.
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Well, as I say I managed to learn all you need to know about how dangerous a club can be by seeing someone else proving the point.
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I'm just happy that you were not the person getting the point.
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So am I; an ambulance was involved, and the nearest hospital that did out-patient admissions was 30 minutes away.
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Sometimes, golf can be quite Tee-dious...
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LOL! Very clever. Very clever indeed! Thanks for your comment.
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There's a lot to like in this drawing. Good posing, with reactions to Peter. Funny dialogue, and the details! Oh, and don't forget the very complete background.
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Thank you kindly. I did put a lot of work into this latest pic. I studied pictures of and made sketches of modern golf club bags and club covers. As for the background, I studied a few pics of golf courses for that. Thank you for your comment.
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Yep, every inch a fat, beer-swilling oaf who manages to rub everybody like course-grain sandpaper. Thanks for your comment and the fave.
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Funny scene, Kiff. I'm not a golfer but I'd know better than to ask such improbable questions before I tee off, and T everyone in my party off!
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A very funny and original comeback, even for a non-golfer. By the way, I don't play golf either, but I know a number of people who do. And the cardinal rule in golf is never engage in idle chit-chat before teeing off. Thanks for your comment.
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