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I watches Hercules yesterday, and Hades is awesome! Though, while watching Hades move all those monsters on his chess-like board, I couldn't but thing - wow, he really is not very good at this, is he? I mean, look at who defeated him - Hercules, a character as bland as the day as long and with the intelligence of a sack of potatoes.
Anyway, even though we don't exactly get to see Frollo's intelligence and cunning in the Hunchback of Notre Dame, I always thought that in order to become the most powerful man in Paris, you have to be pretty damn smart. This, combined with the fact that I like Frollo more than I like Hades, is why Frollo is winning this very badly-drawn game of chess. Btw, I know nothing about chess (as you can probably tell by my 5x5 chess board), but I figure if you are left to only your king and your opponent has a bunch of pieces on the board, you're pretty much up shit creek up to your eyebrows.

Why are these two playing chess? I don't know, it just seemed like a good idea at the time. What are they playing for? Well, Frollo would never be satisfied having someone ruling over him, so he challenged Hades to a chess game for the rule of the Underworld. Now that my favorite pervert has won and is in charge of Hell, I am truly scared - and I am an atheist.

this versions of Frollo and Hades (c) Disney

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I watches Hercules yesterday, and Hades is awesome! Though, while watching Hades move all those monsters on his chess-like board, I couldn't but thing - wow, he really is not very good at this, is he? I mean, look at who defeated him - Hercules, a character as bland as the day as long and with the intelligence of a sack of potatoes.
Anyway, even though we don't exactly get to see Frollo's intelligence and cunning in the Hunchback of Notre Dame, I always thought that in order to become the most powerful man in Paris, you have to be pretty damn smart. This, combined with the fact that I like Frollo more than I like Hades, is why Frollo is winning this very badly-drawn game of chess. Btw, I know nothing about chess (as you can probably tell by my 5x5 chess board), but I figure if you are left to only your king and your opponent has a bunch of pieces on the board, you're pretty much up shit creek up to your eyebrows.

Why are these two playing chess? I don't know, it just seemed like a good idea at the time. What are they playing for? Well, Frollo would never be satisfied having someone ruling over him, so he challenged Hades to a chess game for the rule of the Underworld. Now that my favorite pervert has won and is in charge of Hell, I am truly scared - and I am an atheist.

this versions of Frollo and Hades (c) Disney