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KillMePleaseGod β€” .Stamp. Protected by Jesus

Published: 2011-06-03 14:53:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 5164; Favourites: 344; Downloads: 18
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Description I can't find the stamp that inspired this anymore. But, basically, it was a stamp that said "You are NOT protected by" and listed a bunch of things, including Jesus. Then I thought, I haven't even seen one of these for him, so I had to make one for my own amusement. Also, before anyone starts an (anti-)religion war over this: What I believe in is everyone's right to believe what they want.

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Captain-Freddy [2018-04-17 03:47:47 +0000 UTC]

i would start a massive flameΒ  war about religion but i'm not gonna



D I E S I R A E D I E S I L L A
S O L V E T S A E C L U M I N F A V I L L A
T E S T E D A V I D C U M S I B Y L L A

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menslady125 [2017-11-08 03:06:10 +0000 UTC]

I love this one best!

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arieldc145 [2017-04-13 14:11:50 +0000 UTC]

May I please have this thumb tag?

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PegaSeraph [2017-03-27 23:33:29 +0000 UTC]

Cool stamp!

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CCMSonicFan [2017-03-02 20:03:00 +0000 UTC]

Awesome stamp

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NateFlazh1000 [2016-07-24 07:15:38 +0000 UTC]

Then how about I shoot you in the stomach. Will "the power of Jesus" save you then?Β 

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kriemodyh [2016-04-24 15:42:06 +0000 UTC]

Wonderful stamp~! I'll be using it, thank you~! ^^

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PurpleInsomnia [2015-11-11 19:11:39 +0000 UTC]

I'll never forget what the bible says in John 3:16, "For god so loved the world; he gave his only begotten Son that whosoever believeth in him, may not perish, but may have life everlasting."

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JulieSepticEye [2015-05-11 12:13:42 +0000 UTC]

Amen!

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TheDarkWepon [2015-03-09 00:22:48 +0000 UTC]

Oh you are? How about you go challenge 50 starving bears to a fight, and beat them all down with that shield of Jesus superpower!

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wakaflockaflame1 In reply to TheDarkWepon [2015-12-20 05:35:31 +0000 UTC]

AND YOU BEST BELIEVE I'M WIPE ASS, IN THE NAME OF JESUS, AND I'M LEAVE WITH THE FEW NEW FUR COATS, IN THE NAME OF JESUS,I tell you no lie. Β 

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wakaflockaflame1 In reply to wakaflockaflame1 [2015-12-21 06:14:26 +0000 UTC]

*WHIP not WIPE

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TheDarkWepon In reply to wakaflockaflame1 [2015-12-21 03:04:12 +0000 UTC]

Ok then..?

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wakaflockaflame1 In reply to TheDarkWepon [2015-12-26 09:54:23 +0000 UTC]

It's a somewhat joke.....

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TheDarkWepon In reply to wakaflockaflame1 [2015-12-28 19:39:22 +0000 UTC]

It was just stunning and weird. O_o

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wakaflockaflame1 In reply to TheDarkWepon [2015-12-29 04:38:51 +0000 UTC]

Dat is the point, but Jesus gave me enough sense to run like a bitch if a bear shows up.

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TheDarkWepon In reply to wakaflockaflame1 [2015-12-30 17:23:20 +0000 UTC]

Good for Jesus.

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wakaflockaflame1 In reply to TheDarkWepon [2016-01-08 00:24:49 +0000 UTC]

Meh, bai~

Wish you good luck and great health~xD

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TheDarkWepon In reply to wakaflockaflame1 [2016-01-08 04:56:43 +0000 UTC]

Same to you bud.

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TARDINtoohard In reply to TheDarkWepon [2015-09-27 21:45:16 +0000 UTC]

Um...
I'm not sure how to feel about you after reading that comment, sir.

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TheDarkWepon In reply to TARDINtoohard [2015-09-27 22:20:05 +0000 UTC]

Its a satirical comment.

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ZealousBeast [2015-01-30 22:28:17 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for this, excellent design.Β 

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MoonShu [2015-01-20 18:15:05 +0000 UTC]

Using,thank you.

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DracoAwesomeness [2014-10-25 21:53:30 +0000 UTC]

COOL

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DumuziTheMessiah [2014-10-16 12:48:30 +0000 UTC]

I'm a shield now?

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AquaticDreamer [2014-08-13 22:20:06 +0000 UTC]

What's cool is my actual name means Protected by God.

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PeregrineFalconLady [2014-04-28 20:13:32 +0000 UTC]

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AmyNChan [2014-04-24 19:57:12 +0000 UTC]

Sheltered by the Cross. Β *^_^*

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PsychoCookieGirl [2014-03-11 21:44:58 +0000 UTC]

I love this! <3

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Vanna1994 [2014-02-24 06:09:53 +0000 UTC]

I love this ^.^

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teenyskies [2013-11-17 23:15:30 +0000 UTC]

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LostTribesManlyAnime [2013-11-06 15:17:41 +0000 UTC]

Good one and will use.

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SlyJakRatchetGamer [2013-09-02 03:32:32 +0000 UTC]

God bless you! AMEN.

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MatthewJabezNazarioI [2013-08-24 11:24:02 +0000 UTC]

Amen.

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Gaara127 [2013-07-22 19:02:14 +0000 UTC]

Amen. <3

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sleepyweez [2013-03-15 01:38:51 +0000 UTC]

Amen *puts in the favorites*

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BronyBeforePony [2013-02-13 13:48:21 +0000 UTC]

I am inclined to disagree, when I did believe in god, as well as my mother at the same time....You see I threw a violent alcoholic out of my home while I still young, he pounded at the door violently with such force that the pictures on the wall fell, i barricaded the door with my body and clung to knob for dear life...this is my moms boyfriend by the way,...so i prayed and called out to jesus and god, but the violence continued at my door, i broke down in tears, from pain, from frustration for it was late at night, from emotional pain, by the end of the episode, i was merely...broken, my mother then looked at me and told me......"you need help" as if i had some sort of mental problem, what have i done wrong, did i not call out loud enough to jesus, did I say god instead of God?

Now before anyone goes and makes a snap judgement as they are apt to do, I fully acknowledge that there are worse things in life to happen and certainly not the worse thing to happen to me, but this particular story comes to mind when anyone touts the idea that god is some sort of all seeing protector.

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TalkativeTiaD [2012-12-26 17:13:49 +0000 UTC]

aw.aw.aw.aw. luv this. juv it. aw.aw.aw. OH MY GLOB!!!

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FairyKitties22 [2012-11-27 00:11:44 +0000 UTC]

Amen~

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DotheUMBRIDGESMASH [2012-07-23 08:12:15 +0000 UTC]

So cavorting this. No, wait, I already did! Awesome!

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KillMePleaseGod In reply to DotheUMBRIDGESMASH [2012-07-26 23:22:51 +0000 UTC]

Splendid word choice, darling. <3

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DotheUMBRIDGESMASH In reply to KillMePleaseGod [2012-07-27 08:39:19 +0000 UTC]

FAVOURITING! I HATE THE AUTOCORRECTS ON MACS! UUUURGH!

What does cavorting mean, anyway? I'm gonna be embarrassed, I just know it...

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KillMePleaseGod In reply to DotheUMBRIDGESMASH [2012-07-29 16:41:24 +0000 UTC]

cavortingpresent participle of cavΒ·ort (Verb)
Verb:

Jump or dance around excitedly: "monkeys leap and cavort in the branches".
Apply oneself to sexual or disreputable pursuits: "he spent his nights cavorting with the glitterati".

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DotheUMBRIDGESMASH In reply to KillMePleaseGod [2012-07-30 06:50:33 +0000 UTC]

THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS MY NEW FAVOURITE WORD! RIGHT NEXT TO FLABBERGASTED!

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KillMePleaseGod In reply to DotheUMBRIDGESMASH [2012-08-01 23:24:39 +0000 UTC]

I am so proud to have added that word to your vocabulary. XD

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DotheUMBRIDGESMASH In reply to KillMePleaseGod [2012-08-02 09:11:19 +0000 UTC]

THAAAANKKK YOUUUU!!!!!!!!! My friends gonna be sooooo jealous~!

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KillMePleaseGod In reply to DotheUMBRIDGESMASH [2012-08-02 22:49:48 +0000 UTC]

Ehehehe, have fun making them jealous. XD

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DotheUMBRIDGESMASH In reply to KillMePleaseGod [2012-08-03 06:12:08 +0000 UTC]

XD I did! They didn't really listen, though... but I still had fun! XD I am so weird.... DX

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KillMePleaseGod In reply to DotheUMBRIDGESMASH [2012-08-03 20:44:37 +0000 UTC]

They just don't appreciate a verbose vocabulary!

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DotheUMBRIDGESMASH In reply to KillMePleaseGod [2012-08-04 05:27:24 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, they don't. The only one that did just moved to the Philippines! And I live NO WHERE NEAR there... I live with the guy with the koala XD

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