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Not only is this, without a doubt, the absolute WORST Disney Channel show ever made, it's probably in the top 10 worst things I've ever seen on television ever. I sat through all seven episodes of Allen Gregory, entire SEASONS of Family Guy, and even the worst episodes of King of the Hill, Teen Titans Go!, and Spongebob without even flinching. Let's just run down the list, shall we?-Heinously unlikable/moronic characters (not just the main cast either, as there's a scene during the house party when two idiots put a snake IN SOMEONE ELSE'S COUCH so it can lay its eggs)
-Jokes so unfunny it causes physical, concussive pain
-Acting so mediocre it's hard to believe that English is their first language
-Production values so low the budget was probably in negative numbers (at one point during the pilot, they hit two or three buttons at once)
-Writing so terrible you'd swear they just copy/pasted the exact same script for the entire season (EVERY...SINGLE...EPISODE is told in flashback, and they have the audacity to assume we actually CARE what happens to these horrible, disgusting people--that doesn't involve Hostel-levels of graphic torture)
-Everything in the episodes that aren't stupid or stolen from other, better shows, are just a cliche storm of abhorrent and obnoxious...right down to the title; let me guess: other sitcom cliched lines like 'Don't go There!', 'Talk to the Hand', and 'Oh no You Di-In't!' didn't work out for you?
-The mere fact we're meant to like these people, and find their backstabbing and mean-spirited actions, not only funny, but endearing, likable, and cute
-Despite all of these people having different names, appearances, and voices, not only do they all have virtually the exact same personality, but each one is even more forgettable than the one before and they all might as well be the same character
-What's worse? SOMEHOW, the creators managed to find a fucking unicorn that pisses gold and shits diamonds and bribed the executives with it--that's LITERALLY the only possible explanation for how, despite EVERYTHING I pointed out here, this got a second season! --"I don't want to live on this planet anymore."
Before you say I'm coming down too hard on this show, I've seen six-seven episodes. Literally NOTHING from this pilot was fixed and the show has only continued to get worse from there. This may very well be the worst-written, least funny thing to not have Lucas Cruikshank associated with it (unless Josh Silverstein is supposed to be a pseudonym).
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And the main reason why sitcoms like this one can't win an Emmy or any type of award whatsoever is because of this...
There show(s) sucks. 
Due to the fact most of all being: They take this BIG pile of garbage and they tie it all up by saying something like: "At least everything's back to normal" or "Gee I guess we owe you an apology" or "I think we all learned a valuable lesson today" As if something had happened, Someone felt sorry for something, or Someone learned something.
WHEN NOTHING HAPPENED, NOBODY FELT SORRY FOR WHAT THEY DID, AND NOBODY LEARNED ANYTHING!!!!!! IT WAS A COMPLETE WASTE OF EVERYONE'S TIME!!!!!Β
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In my re-review, I started with calling it "Friends for awful people", but I don't think it's out of line to say that it's more like It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia but without the self-awareness. You can have a series where the characters are shitty, unlikable people being shitty to each other (especially in comedy; take your pick, really) but the thing that makes those series effective is that there's usually something that makes us gravitate towards them (in theory, if not practice): Drawn Together works because the characters exist outside of logic and reality and the characters bouncing each other's dysfunction off each other is funny; Bojack Horseman works because, while the main character starts as an egocentric washed-up ass, we continue to peel back the layers more and more to realize how he got to this point and even forcing him to acknowledge how badly he's fucked up other people's lives--including his own--in the past and even present; South Park works because the characters exist in a world where basic logic and reason just don't seem to apply and the few people smart enough to realize it are having to scream "Don't you realize how stupid you're being right now?!" and it's usually funny and satirical; even Brickleberry, as bad as it gets, can be argued as an experiment in depravity and showing how shitty, awful, and stupid the characters are to each other...as well just how cheap laughs can come these days; the difference is these shows ACKNOWLEDGE how awful these characters (whether it's justified or not, they're interesting and entertaining).
I Didn't do it is either too stupid or realize its characters are horrible, unlikable twats or they're trying to cutesy up their horrible behaviour and say that we NEED to care about them without giving a single reason, and apathy is arguably worse than hatred; anger and hate can at least be channeled into something constructive or focused into something powerful, but there's nothing you can do for apathy but escape. I don't give a fuck when any of these idiots are doing, and I don't know why I should care either. I'd argue that Bizaardvark was a worse experience to watch through (still thinking I could tear Game Shakers apart to a molecular level...once I can get through a full episode without vomiting blood all over my carpet), but I Didn't do it is one of the worst overall products. You can make the argument that Bizaardvark is at least something to laugh at and make fun of for just how out of touch it feels and the fact it's a terrible iCarly knock-off but there's literally NOTHING redeeming in this drek: the actors are either wasted talent or obnoxiously mugging, the writing is the same smug, pandering, candy-coated bullshit but without any of the flavor or texture, the characters are piss-poor and interchangeable (either stupid to the point of not being partially evolved, borderline sociopathic, or both), it's like they wanted to make a series composed ENTIRELY of the insane/stupid/psycho dickheads from the worst Dan Schneider episodes and mash them together into a single series--and THIS is the dollar store rip-off of that series!
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So...in short.
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TL;DR version: if you want to write shitty people, make sure that YOU know they're shitty people.
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So...That's a Yes then.Β
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This show really hurts my brain.
Fun fact: I know a blonde named Lindy in real life.
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Glad I'm not the only one.
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New title "Live Action Garbage", or "Trash Sitcom".
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Good suggestions; I actually plan on coming back to this show at some point because it's SO DAMN AWFUL but I think I should've covered it in more detail.
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While I'm not defending this show, is there really something wrong with laughing at mean-spirited scenes?
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No, I enjoy stuff like Archer and even some Family Guy and the humor there can get very mean-spirited. The problem is when it's done wrong, and it's done so very WRONG here. I'm not alone in saying this is Disney Channel's worst series either. I looked around online and I found maybe three people over age 13 who enjoyed this while everyone else was saying it was the absolute worst thing they'd ever seen from the channel and thanking the heavens it was cancelled after only 30+ episodes.
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I like Disney Sitcoms but this one is the second worst
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well, which IS the worst (to you at least)?
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Hannah Montana is even worse,but I Didn't Do It isn't good at all,either.I tried to watch the episodes,but the stupid,ugly and jerk people and the toilet humour(or other disturbing stuff)ruined it for me.Besides,it replaced Lab Rats a few days ago (a FAR better show)and instead of action and better humour I have to watch bad comedy(in my country I'm talking)
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Lab Rats is far superior (as is most of the stuff on Disney XD...except Aaron Stone cuz nobody watched it, but points for trying), but I still feel I Didn't do it is far, far worse. Hannah Montana isn't very good, it's got a lot of really stupid moments, bad writing, and obnoxious characters, but I'd be lying if I didn't say it had some positives: for one, the music is tolerable (compared to the stuff Miley Cyrus is/was putting out like Can't be Tamed, Wrecking Ball, though We Can't Stop is better for what it's supposed to be), some of the jokes can be really funny, some episodes even hilarious in hindsight, the plot genuinely made us care about this characters (unlike Austin and Ally or Jessie where you're just wondering when they'll pull the goddamn plug already), but it did ultimately set in place the template that literally every single other series did from then on (which we are JUST NOW starting to move away from with Girl Meets World, the surprisingly watchable Best Friends Whenever, and K.C. Undercover--Judy not withstanding). I suppose it's not really right to compare Disney Channel to REAL TV since it's like comparing fast food chains: you can make the argument that some could be ranked higher than others in terms of quality, but it's a losing battle once you start stacking them up against food that's better and better for you.
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Well,you have good point here.I used to like Hannah Montana when I was younger,but I don't like the acttress Miley Cyrus anymore.I guess I Didn't Do It is indeed the worst sitcom,because it has no positives.
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Anywhere else, this show wouldn't have made it past the first season. Olivia Holt left KICKIN' IT--a far superior Disney XD show featuring Jason Earles, another refugee from Hannah Montana, and some of the best fight coreography I've seen on TV on yearsβfor THIS?! What, did they bribe her? Did they threaten to dip her cat in acid? Did they have nude photos of her they threatened to leak to the press? What could possibly have possessed her to say yes?!
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maybe she saw potential for this?
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I'd find that hard to believe; most TALENTED actors would struggle to make these characters work considering how everyone is written.
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I stopped watching after the obligitory 5 episodes since almost every character is a back-stabbing asshole; it's like an entire show made up of the side characters from Dan Schneider series--everyone is either an asshole, a dumbass, insane, or all three. It's Disney's version of Teen Titans Go, but live-action.Β
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Damn. A live-action equivalent to TTG? That sounds terrible! O_o
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I wouldn't recommend checking it out, but from what I've seen virtually every episode is exactly the same.
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Good to hear that this show lacks variety. I'm glad more people don't know of this show.
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I honestly don't mind Disney sitcoms and it ticks me off when people rage about their existence and want them to stop. But I also think Disney needs to puts more variety in them And improve the sitcom's writing instead of constantly using their tropes over and over again.
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It's not that I hate Disney Channel; I hate what it's become. On their own all their shows just aren't funny, but they're basically just making the same show and making minor changes to the gimmick, all of the characters could be shuffled around and no one would notice (which didn't use to be the case), and it gets kinda tedious after a while. Their animated stuff (Fish Hooks or The Buzz on Maggie not withstanding) usually hits it out of the park, but they rarely do those anymore or shove 'em off onto Disney XD, the far superior channel in every way. Say what you will about XD's live action stuff (I'm in the Band, Crash & Bernstein, Mighty Med, Kickin' it, etc.), even if you didn't think it was any funnier, it was at least different and they were trying. I Didn't do it is only saved by its theme song; literally everything else is cracking up every tedious Disney Channel tropes to 28, while dropping the quality careening straight through the earth's crust.
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I see where you're coming from and I admit it also really ticks me. but I also think we need to demand more effort with sitcoms rather than just on cartoons. to make live actions with well written jokes that don't just pander, have relatable characters etc.
I haven't seen I didn't do it but based on your description I'm glad I didn't
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Animated Atrocity pages can be used for anything: video games, movies, TV shows, it doesn't matter so long as you adhere to the formula.
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I still feel like the score was too low.
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45 is still pretty high. Β That's right up there with some of the worst Toddler Titans episodes Mr E has seen.
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How about the Fred episode from iCarly, where we learn that it's bad to have a different opinion than everyone else?
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maybe because that episode is even funnier in hindsight; seriously, Lucas isn't even making Fred videos anymore, he's lost subscribers by the dozens with each passing week, all of his movies tanked, his show got canned before even finishing it's first season and Marvin Marvin came and went so fast it left a trail of fire in its wake. Yes, the episode itself is unbelievably terrible, everyone is out of character, Freddy is constantly harassed and castigated for no reason, and--even remembering Fred's popularity back then--he isn't funny, he never was and never will be. If I ever do another one of these Not Animated Atrocity cards, it'll probably be on Henry Danger like the episode with the subplot where Piper proves herself to be the most heinous character in existence by buying 100,000 downloads for Jasper's stupid fucking podcast just to tell him anyway and get him depressed, or the episode where Invisible Brad stalks and harasses Henry into quitting his job so he can be Captain Man's sidekick and then the episode just ends saying he got kick by a car and we're supposed to feel sorry for him all of a sudden. Nicky, Ricky, Dicky, and Dawn is probably worse if only because it's not funny and boring as tar, but Henry Danger certainly has the worse episodes to pick from.
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This is one of the reasons why I wish Disney was still alive, so he can see this abomination and shut it down and all the other crappy "sit-coms" on Disney Channel. I swear Nick and Disney Channel are going down the shitter so much, the only thing saving Disney Channel are Gravity Falls and Wander Over Yonder, oh wait those two are only on Disney XD, so never mind. Cartoon Network is doing a whole lot better than these two......*SIGH*
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That's LITERALLY the exact same thing I've been saying. Like Nickelodeon, Disney Channel hasn't has an original idea since 2007. Everything good that happens to show up is on Disney XD; everything's better there even the live action stuff: Lab Rats, Crash & Bernstein, Mighty Med, Kickin' It (seriously, WHY did Olivia Holt leave Kickin' It? Typecasting or a higher paycheck is one thing--that's why the original Pink Ranger Amy Jo Johnson left, but she moved onto GOOD things like Perfect Body or Killing Mr. Griffin), even Aaron Stone. Again, nobody watched it but points for trying. Hell, Disney Channel died once they gave Fish Hooks a second season.
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I will say Disney XD is a bit better, but I don't really like it, plus it can NEVER beat Toon Disney or Jetix. I really only watch the animated shows like GF, Wander Over Yonder, and maybe even Star Vs the Forces of Evil once it starts it's run. Yeah, Fish Hooks was ok, but it got REALLY bad as it went on, and I'm glad it's cancelled now. Hey question, is Lab Rats good? I've watched it in the past, but I stopped cause I just thought it was just like all the other sit-coms on Disney Channel, plus the characters aren't really ones I would want to support at all. But I don't know, should I give it a second chance?
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It's a really good show; it actually kinda reminds me of a sci-fi version of Wizards of Waverly Place (the last good Disney Channel show that wasn't animated). It's good to get back into with the second second, and the big storylines like Rise of the Super Soldiers and the new Bionic Island storyline that brings in some new characters and a lot of excellent potential. I read somewhere that Disney XD may be shut down in Fall, but I don't have official confirmation about that nor all the facts, but it's possible this is just a rumor like when they said Toonami was supposed to shut down. It's possible that it might just mutate like the Hub or undergo some big makeover but this is just speculation.
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Ok, I kind of did already watch the majority of Season 1, and I do remember that one plot twist with Marcus, so I guess the second season is the best time to give it a second chance, I guess Season 1 can be consider sub-par then, right? Hmm interesting, I wonder if it's true? I miss the Hub:, (
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technically, the Hub is still there; just with a different coat of paint.Β
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It's not the same though
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