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KittyRyder — Catch me if you can.. Sexy calves
Published: 2013-02-09 02:29:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 6616; Favourites: 41; Downloads: 659
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Irina was a highjumper, and loved to run.she used to challenge the boys, that if they could catch her she would kiss them..
"Come and get me boys.."
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Nice work, mate. It's pretty seamless, which must've been hard across all that grass. You've also given her calves a very comic-book shape. Great stuff.
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hehe glad you like it.. one more to come..
good luck catching her big boy..
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You know how they say that people get supehuman abilities during moments of extreme desperation? Yeah, I'm hoping my adrenal glands rise to the challenge.
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haha good luck with that.. she looks like she could crack bricks with those legs..
Run, Forrest... RUN
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Great! Now that you've said that, I gotta catch her AND bring her some bricks so I can see it for myself! This chase will be the end of me.
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so.. not only are you going to catch a super muscular woman, but also will do it while carrying bricks..
talk about earning the kiss!
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I'd do it running backwards while reciting Dante's Inferno if that's what it took!
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along the lines of:
...here enter who ye, hope all Abandon
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Lols, nice one. Actually, I was going to run backwards while reciting it, but if I need to recite it backwards while running backwards,so be it. I tol' ya... whatever it takes.
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it reminds me of a joke..
there was this guy who wanted to lose weight, and so he looked through the papers, and found an add.. rapid weight loss, -easy program.
he calls the number and the woman says, sure, ill be round tomorow at 8, and we can get started..
8am the next morning the door rings, and there is a stunningly beautiful girl there, with a shirt that says " if you catch me, we can make love"..
the guy is super excited, and chases and chases her, but shes too fit, he cant do it.. this goes on, eveery morning for weeks.. and the guy starts to find, hes loosing weight, and finally one day, he catches her, and they make love..
the next day, he calls up the number again and says, that he would like to sign up for the advanced program.
excited, he barely sleeps.. wondering just how sexy THIS girl will have to be.. cos the other one was stunning..
at 8am the next day the doorbell rings, he rushes to the door, and theres a big fat lady there, with a shirt on that reads " if i can catch you, we get to make love.."
haha
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That she does, that she does.
Any more?
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plenty,
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise',
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly
And she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.
'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband.
He hadn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down..
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and
demands an explanation.
'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'
The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise.'
'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, 'I bring you Peeking Duck!'
hehe
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Hahahahaha... ya, this is my type of comedy through and through.
Dare I ask for another? You can tell me to cram it, if you want.
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they take so long to typeytypeee
maybe after a little rest.. ive been morphing hard all day..
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Lols, no rush. I aint removing my laughing gland anytime soon.
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