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Published: 2017-08-28 17:12:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 969; Favourites: 9; Downloads: 0
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AT with , in which he requested jinx messing around with rayguns with various effects. The rays she used are the gender bender ray, the scientist ray, the biker ray and the love ray. She also has a toilet ray, a slug ray and a porn ray, but she recognized those three in time to not be the pizza delivery ray.Jinx: No, it is not this one either...Oh well, one of these ray guns I got from Dr. Mad has to be the pizza delivery ray!
Waylon: I look like my mom when she was my age...should I call myself Waylene now?
Merkel: Now it is time for science! Mad science!
Syrena: I don't feel much different, only I'm wearing biker clothes now.
Scurvy; Aye Roxy, ye are the most beautiful creature across the seven seas and seven continents.
Roxy: R-r-realy? Aw shucks!
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Jinx doesn't let anyone, she just takes what she wants.
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Waylon:...Uhm...Jinx? Do you think it was wise to like hit Merkel with a scientist ray? Don't you think he might..
Merkel: IM Gonna invent a machine that makes Teddy bears made of pasta and Sardines! And the teddy bears will hypnotize people to be random!!!
Waylon:...see what I mean?
Syrena:...You know, now that I think about it...I kinda want to get myself a motorcycle!
Scurvy: Oh, Roxy! I'll make ye me bride and make ye queen of the pirates!
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Thanks, pal. Glad you like it.
Waylon: please tell me those ray guns have a reverse button! Those sailors over there are already making bedroom eyes!
Merkel: A bedroominator! Yes, it turns every location into a bedroom.
Scurvy: I know whom I'd want to share a bedroom with.
Syrena: Can I take a bike to the bedroom? Damn, I guess I was effected more then I thought.
Jinx: I think I found the pizza delivery ray! (zaps everyone, and now everyone has a pizza in their hands)! Mh...four cheeses. My favorite! ALongside pepperoni, funghi...extra beef is nice too...and marshmellows! Oh, and with paprika chips, ever tried those on a pizza?
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Scurvy: I don't think so, but you know what they say? The customer is always right! And if the pizza isn't there in 30 minutes its free! Right fellows?
Syrena/Merkel/Waylon: YEAH!
Scurvy: Any more pizzas you want then?
Merkel: Hey! Whats this? (Picks up one of the many ray guns and shoots Jinx with it. The suddenly, Jinx was now a crime boss)
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Jinx: You better eat your pizzas with me, if any of you go to dominoes, you end up with fluffernutter boots?
Scurvy: Don't you mean concrete?
Jinx: How are you supposed to eat concrete?
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Waylon:..Eh...I think you should try a different ray...
Merkel: Whats this then? For everyone ray? (Zaps Jinx with it, but then there was multiple Different versions of Jinx there. A Jinx for everyone)
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Merkel: Hey, I have a Jinx without Clove's heart being broken! I'm happy!
Waylon's Jinx: How does the clock keep going if you can't wind it up? How would you do it? Reach down your throat!
Waylon: One was bad enough!
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Scurvy: Oh dear....What are we suppose to do with all these Jinxes?
Syrena: Hmm...Well...how about we just ask? Hey..eh..My Jinx. What do you want to do?
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Jinx: I want to go to disney world!
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Syrena:....Huh. Okay then....
Scurvy:...Well....Thats Jinx for ya.
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