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Remember this oneshot? : kivaholotitan.deviantart.com/a…Now here are their designs. A quick bio...
The Blowhards had dreams of aspiring to be musicians, but things didn't go as planned. Now to get by, and to survive in a harsh world ruled by Robotnik they rebuilt their instruments as weapons and became bounty hunters. Despite being three really different individuals they are thick as thieves.
BADPIPES THE SCOTTISH TERRIER
Born Angus McTerrier, hailing from Hilant (Scotland of Mobius) and proud of his heritage and isn't afraid of flaunting it. Loving things like whiskey from his home, and his beloved bagpipes, which can fire missiles once blown. The eldest member, a father figure to his fellow members. Loud, boisterous and ready to let you know with his sharp tongue when he doesn't like you.
FLINT THE PUFFERFISH
Dreaming of a life on the surface world, he took his trumpet and a water charm to get to the surface, yet not on top. The most composed member and the most light-hearted member, he can fire strong soundwaves with his trumpet.
PIPER THE RAT
Despite her punkish demeanor she is more sophisticated then you would think. Though if riled she can be very uncouth and rude. Normally the first one to itch for a battle and is the one to explode in anger the most when things go wrong. Her demeanor can scare her foes or her alies but she has a soft spot for her friends. Her flute can create constructs out of music notes, both for means of transport and for combat.
And here they are. I hope you like them and don't forget to read their debut oneshot.
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Ok. Just take your time.
Yeah, it looked better on paper, but if scanned, the teal fur and the blue shorts don't blend well. Either I need better coloring tools or I need to ink and color digitally from now on.
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Scurvy: Jinx! I need yer help! See, not too long ago, while me and the crew were plundering a ship, one of the things onboard was a very potent love potion in a bottle. I though I should give it to Fiadone as safekeeping, but I can't seem to find the blasted bottle now. Could ye help me find it?
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Jinx: Scurvy...Even if you found that bottle, you are not giving it to Mobius' greatest magical prankster? And then they call me crazy.
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Scurvy:...Point taken. But can you help me find it before something bad happens?
(At that exact same time, Merkel was pouring some drinks)
Waylon: What are you doing Merkel?
Merkel: seeing if I can't make some tasty drinks. What? Can't a guy try at least? (He accidentaly uses the love potion on two cups, then he sees Flint and Syrena) Hey guys! Want to give my drinks a try?
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Flint: Now you mention, I am quite thirsty.
Syrena: It is not like that last time where you thought pepperoni pizza and cookiedough icecream would make a good smoothie?
Merkel: You do that once...or twice...or a dozen...and they never let you forget it.
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Syrena: Well, is it?
Merkel: NO! I promise you its fine!
Flint: Well, how about a taste then?
Syrena: Well, Okay then...
(Syrena and Flint then ends up drinking the love potion while looking in each other's direction)
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Flint: After flirting with countless women my whole life, I found the true one, Syrena, queen of the ocean that is my heart...
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Syrena: Oh Flint! When I see you, I feel such happiness inside of me! I think I love you!
Merkel:..the heck?
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Waylon: Merkel, what the heck did you put in those drinks?
Merkel: just this berry juice I found!
Waylon: That is a love potion, you birdbrain! It has a heart picture on the bottle, how could you miss that?
Merkel: Just a heart picture wasn't clear!
Waylon: It also says: 'beware, love potion, makes those whom drink it fall in love with the ones they have first eye contact with. Use this with caution...'. It's called reading the label!
Merkel: Everyone knows you shouldn't read labels! The shadow wrote them all!
Waylone: You can't keep blaming this shadow for everything! SOmetimes you do stupid stuff because you are stupid!
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Merkel: IM NOT STUPID! besides...ehm...They get to be a couple now! What can go wrong there?
Flint: Oh Syrena...I wanna spend the rest of my life with you....Will you...Will you marry me?
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Syrena: Yes! Let's elope, leave everything behind to spend the rest of our lives with each other!
Waylon: I don't know about you but I don't want to loose my friend/cook/nurse!
Merkel: Ok, I may have made an oopsie?
Waylon: You call that an oopsie? What do you call a disaster?
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Merkel: You probably don't want to know...
(At that time, Scurvy and Jinx entered)
Scurvy: Alright, I think the bottle should...What the heck is this?
Jinx: Its the fish'N'Ship! I ship it so hard!
Scurvy: Flint? Syrena? What are you doing?
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Syrena: Hi Cap'n! Me and Flint are going to get hitched!
Scurvy: Merkel!
Merkel: Why does everyone always thinks it's me?
Waylon: Because it always IS you!
Jinx: You just talk this over, but not too fast. I want to write my ship-fic before the moment dies out.
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Scurvy: UGH! Seriously? Jinx, I know you are random and all, but is everything shipping with you in situations like this?
Waylon: Do we even know about an anti-dote?
Scurvy: Non that I know of, but there has to be something!
(Flint then held Syrena in his arms)
Flint: My love! How about we get married straight away?
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Syrena: Great, I'm going to use the 'rent-a-priest' number I found on the internet.
Syrena calls, but Jinx's cell phone goes off.
Jinx: Yes hello?
Scurvy: Wait what...Oh right, you also officiated Waylon and Piper's drunken wedding, I forgot.
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Waylon: Yeah, I forgot that happened for a minute...then again, I was quite drunk during that period...
Syrena: Anyway...Jinx! Will you be the priest in mine and Flint's wedding?
Jinx:...Well...part of me says its wrong but...I CAN'T CONTROL MY SHIPPING!!! (She suddenly changes into priest clothes)
Scurvy: JINX!!!!!!!!
Jinx: Do you Flint take Syrena to be your fishy-wife?
Flint: I Do!
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Merkel: I got a solution!
Waylon: And what would that be?
Merkel takes a club and knocks the both of them out.
Waylon: That's your plan? This will only buy us a little time and make them pissed off at us. An angry Syrena is nothing to sneeze at and I don't know about Flint...
Scurvy: He has a trumpet that shoots fireballs.
Merkel: Well, I don't see you guys think of anything better.
Scurvy: Maybe we should get someone with magical expertise...Like Fiadone.
Fiadone: You called?
Waylon: How did she get here so fast?
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Fiadone: Trademark secret!
Scurvy: Well..now that you are here...Merkel Accidentally gave Syrena and Flint a love potion, and now they are about to get married!
Fiadone: Really now! That sounds fun!
Scurvy:...ARE YOU SERIOUSLY?
Fiadone: What? When it comes to love potions and such, it always gets cured before the people get married, I would like to see what happens if it goes a little. But since you ask...(She looks at the bottle) Well...thats interesting. This love potion isn't magical in nature, but scientific. Obviously you'll need to find the person that made it in order to get an anti-dote.
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Scurvy: Then whom made it?
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Fiadone: Well, on the bottle, it says...Doctor...Mad? Does that say anything to you?
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Scurvy: Oh great...another crazy.
Waylon: We just have way too much crazies in our life.
Carl: I am a whale!
Waylon: You are not helping!
Carl: Well excuse me!
Scurvy: Wait, Ye're speaking normally?
Carl: I am a manatee!
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Scurvy: Well, I suppose we should go and find Doctor Mad...we should probably find the rest of the blow hards to help out.
(As Scurvy and the crew goes to search, Fiadone looks at the unconsious couple)
Fiadone: hmm...why not? When they use the anti-dote I can use my powers to fix things later on anyway. Now its time for some fun! (She then uses her powers to wake up Flint, jinx and Syrena)
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Flint: Ouch, my aching head...
Syrena: I would kiss it all better if my own head didn't hurt as much.
Jinx: You know, that blow did something to me...for th first time in a long time I can think clearly. Oh wait, it's gone. It's back to those urges to streak and paint polkadots.
Fiadone sits down with a bucket of popcorn.
Fiadone: You just doing whatever you were planning on doing, I'm just here to enjoy the show.
Jinx: You are a bit of a troll, aren't you?
Fiadone: Yes, yes I am!
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Jinx: Anyway...what were we...OH RIGHT! THE WEDDING!
Fiadone: This is gonna be fun to watch! (Eats popcorn)
Jinx: Do you Flint take Syrena to be your Fishy wife?
Flint: I do!
Jinx: And do you Syrena take Flint to be your Husband-cod?
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Carl: I thought I was a cod?
Everyone stares at Carl.
Carl: Er...I mean, I am a whale?
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Syrena:...Anyway...I do!
Jinx: Then I declare you Fish'N'Ships! You may Kiss!
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Syrena and Flint kiss.
Jinx: I have arranged for you a honeymoon to disneyworld!
Fiadone: How did you manage that arrange that if that love potion thing only happened today?
Count Cheese 'n Ham: Who stole my disneyland tickets?
Meanwhile...scurvy and crew arrive at Dr. Mad's lab.
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Scurvy: DOCTOR MAD!!!
Dr Mad: Be quiet! Im working on my latest invention, Glasses that makes you near-sighted!
Waylon: Enough! You created a love potion, didn't you? We want the anti-dote. NOW!
Dr Mad:...and why should I give it to you?
Merkel: Well. We asked the blowhards to help us in this...they might give you a reason.
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Piper: Listen, you little dips***, if you not give us that antidote, I am going to *** your *** in your *** so f***ing hard that you'll ********************.
Dr. Mad: That is anatomically not possible.
Badpipes: Believe me, Piper made it work.
Waylon: I am so turned on whenever she threatens someone with physical harm.
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Merkel: And people call me crazy...
Waylon: Anyway, you better listen to Piper!
Dr mad: Okay okay. I may be mad, but Im not stupid...(gives them a bottle) Here's the anti-dote. You make them drink this, and then you have to kiss them before they kiss each other again.
Scurvy: Seriously?
Dr Mad: Hey! An Anti-dote to a love potion should work the opposite of a love potion. When you drink that, you fall in love with the FIRST person you see, so obviously, the anti-dote needs phsyical contact with someone else.
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Merkel: So...anyone has some breath mints?
Waylon: We want them cured, not nauseous!
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Scurvy: Guys, we just have to try the best here with what we got. So, I suppose I'll kiss Syrena since she is one of us and....Ehm...Piper? I think ye'll have to kiss Flint in order to wake him up from this.
Dr Mad: Oh, and...BTW...I kinda forgot to tell you, but if it isn't done by tomorrow, the effects of the love potion will be forever permanent.
Everyone: WHAT!?!???
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Waylon: What were you thinking when you made that potion?
Dr. Mad: I don't know! I'm crazy!
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Scurvy: Argh! I have had enough crazies for a life time! Lets go find them!
(They return to where they left Syrena and Flint, but now they all noticed Flint, Syrena, Jinx and Fiadone were gone)
Waylon: What the? WHere are they?
Scurvy: Hey! There's a note over here!
badpipes: What does it say?
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Waylon: It says they are on a honeymoon in disney world. Jinx went along since she wanted to finish her shipfic and Fiadone because she enjoys the show.
Scurvy: How long have they been gone, they can be anywhere by now.
Carl: Oh no worries, you only missed them five minutes ago, you still can catch up. Yeah, I stayed behind, mostly to plunder your stash of junkfood. Can't get enough of that.
Scuvy: Well, thank you for being straightforward in this time of emergency instead of rambling.
Carl: I'm a pufferfish!
Scruvy: And I should have seen that coming.
Merkel: I like him!
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(meanwhile, as they had begun to travel, Syrena and Flint were making out with one another, and Jinx was writing down her Shipfic)
Jinx: Daww...this is so romantic!
Fiadone: This is So Funny!
Jinx: So, after the honeymoon, what plans do you love-fishies have then?
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Syrena: I am opening a restaurant/Hospital, and Flinty will provide entertainment with his jazzy tunes.
Flint: And then we'll have a lot of little cute fish babies.
Jinx: Oh, please call one of them Sashimi.
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Scurvy: HOLD IT!!!!!
(Scurvy, the pirates, and the rest of the blowhards had just caught up with them)
Fiadone: ooh! The plot thickens! Too bad this isn't on DVD. Would have loved to re-watch it!
Merkel: And don't forget the DVD bonuses, such as Deleted Scenes and Commentary!
Waylon: Wait, what?
Scurvy:...Anyway...SYRENA! FLINT! We have something for you!
Flint: Is it a wedding present?
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Piper: Something like that...(to herself) I am not going to liek this, this will be like kissing my brother...
Waylon: Tell me about it.
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Scurvy: Its...WINE! Yes, wine! Have some!
(Scurvy gives them some of the anti-dote)
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Syrena: This wine takes funny...Is it Mercian or something?
Flint: Are you sure this wine has ripened enough? It may be stale, it makes me feel odd.
Scurvy: Well, here comes the hard part, you know what you have to do, pucker up!
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(And in that moment, Piper Kissed Flint, and Scurvy kissed Syrena. Considering how Scurvy and Syrena already were friends with benefits, it didn't bother Scurvy as Much, however...Piper after kissing flint, started to spit and almost puke)
Piper: I was right...it almost was like kissing my own brother..
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Flint: Piper, what the f***?
Piper: Don't ask me! It was the fault of Dr. Mad's love potion. You got yourself hitched with Syrena!
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Syrena: WAIT?!? WE GOT MARRIED!!!!
Scurvy: And it was Jinx and Fiadone's fault too! If you two had just..
Fiadone: Calm down. There is a reason I let Jinx of all be the priest here.
Scurvy: Uhm...Okay? Why?
Fiadone:..She is a random Bat who follows her impulses. You think anyone would be insane enough to give HER a Permit to actually being able to join people in holy matrimony? Thats like Giving Merkel over there permission to perform Brain surgery!
Merkel: I HEARD THAT!
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Waylon: We wouldn't let you do anyways.
Fiadone: So the wedding isn't legit. It was all part of my plan. Like giving Dr. Mad that recipe for that love potion.
Scurvy: It was your idea all along?
Fiadone: Biggest prankster on Mobius.
Waylon: What if we weren't in time to revert the potion's effects?
Fiadone: I'm magical. I could have fixed everything anytime I want.
Scurvy: Then why didn't you?
Fiadone: I was having too much fun
Scurvy: Give me a reason why I shouldn't hurt you right now.
Fiadone strips off the little bit of clothing that covered her succubus physique.
Fiadone: Because boobies.
Scurvy: That's a good enough reason.
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Waylon:..Well...I don't know about you, but I have had enough of crazies for a long time...
Syrena: Aye....but...there is one thing I don't get tough...why give Dr Mad that recipe anyway? Fiadone could have just created one herself after all, and chances are it would still have given the same result...
Merkel: She probably wanted to do something new. Nothing to worry about.
(Meanwhile, at that Doctor Mad's place)
Dr Mad:...So...Everything happened. You managed to trick Fiadone into giving me that Love potion Recipe, which I in turn made.
Fortune: Good..Now, we don't have anymore need for you!
???: Thats Enough fortune. Don't kill the good Doctor yet. We may more need for him later on...(And out of the shadows came...THE JOKER)
Fortune: I have to say, after Fiadone teleported me to that insane Asylum, I never thought I got to meet you!
Joker: I told you, I could be your BEST friend...And now, I have also thought you how to Manipulate people too! You're a natural learner...Heh...Maybe thats why you're called Fortune? Cause you Bring GOOD FORTUNE!
Dr Mad: I don't see why you went through all this trouble...
Joker: Oh come on...after Fortune here told me about these other worlds, I just HAD to check it out...these..other worlds.
Fortune: I still wanted more blood tough.
Joker: Oh, there will be blood soon Fortune...but in time...it will all pay off in the end...now I have taught you how to manipulate, and they didn't even suspect a thing. Now, if the Doctor doesn't do as we say, THEN we can kill him...but for now...lets focus on the goal....like any good Joke, it needs a build up before the Punchline. And when we have traveled to other worlds, building up for the finale, we will have a LEGION of Psychos....That has a nice ring to it. WRITE THAT DOWN!
THE END?!?!?????
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Well, another crazy and funny rp done. That was fun.
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That it really was! XD
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Thanks. 
OK then. ^^
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Those are some great designs! 
And I have to say, I like how you wrote them in the one-shot! they are all three very funny and great characters!
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