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Remember this oneshot? : kivaholotitan.deviantart.com/a…Now here are their designs. A quick bio...
The Blowhards had dreams of aspiring to be musicians, but things didn't go as planned. Now to get by, and to survive in a harsh world ruled by Robotnik they rebuilt their instruments as weapons and became bounty hunters. Despite being three really different individuals they are thick as thieves.
BADPIPES THE SCOTTISH TERRIER
Born Angus McTerrier, hailing from Hilant (Scotland of Mobius) and proud of his heritage and isn't afraid of flaunting it. Loving things like whiskey from his home, and his beloved bagpipes, which can fire missiles once blown. The eldest member, a father figure to his fellow members. Loud, boisterous and ready to let you know with his sharp tongue when he doesn't like you.
FLINT THE PUFFERFISH
Dreaming of a life on the surface world, he took his trumpet and a water charm to get to the surface, yet not on top. The most composed member and the most light-hearted member, he can fire strong soundwaves with his trumpet.
PIPER THE RAT
Despite her punkish demeanor she is more sophisticated then you would think. Though if riled she can be very uncouth and rude. Normally the first one to itch for a battle and is the one to explode in anger the most when things go wrong. Her demeanor can scare her foes or her alies but she has a soft spot for her friends. Her flute can create constructs out of music notes, both for means of transport and for combat.
And here they are. I hope you like them and don't forget to read their debut oneshot.
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Glad you think so. I think I still haven't scratched the surface of these three.
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(one day, DR mad knocked on the door of the blowhards)
Dr Mad: Hey, Blowhards? I have something for you! a magic lamp! I don't want it, as I don't want to deal with magic! I may be crazy, but not stupid! (Leaves the lamp with them, then runs away)
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Piper: So...does anyone want to risk it? On one hand wishes...on the other hand, we were given this lamp by Dr. MAD.
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Flint: Well....I suppse we can wish that non of it ever happened if things does get out of hand? (Takes the lamp and rubs it, and a female genie comes out of it)
Yinn: Yawn, that was a nice sleep. Uh? So I guess you are my new masters?
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Flint: Hello nurse!
Piper slaps Flint.
Piper: Excuse him, too much hormones, too little brains.
Badpipes: Never thought I would see the day I would meet an actual genie.
Yinn: Well I guess it's time for introductions. I am Yinn, genie of this lamp.
Piper: Could have sworn I heard that name before but I can't point it down.
Badpipes: Probably not important. Let's wish!
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Yinn: Very well, what do you wish for?
Flint: Well.....I wish that...I wish that a girl loved me with all her heart!
Yinn:..you sure about that? Okay then...(She snaps her fingers, and changes the timeline so that Scurvy and the others didn't give Flint and Syrena the cure for the love potion in time, making the effects of it forever permanent)
Piper: Wait, what just happened?
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Yinn: I gave him what he wanted.
Piper: But this is the timeline he and Syrena were drugged!
Yinn: The heart and the mind can be fooled. He didn't specify if things had to happen naturally.
Badpipes: Ye wench...should have known ye can't trust a genie. The tales are true, twisting your wishes like the haggis me mother prepares.
Piper: We can just wish this gets fixed, right?
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Yinn: Eh...Not so easy. He would have to WANT to have this undone. Without interference from other wishes. And, lets ask him shall we? Flint, do you want this to be undone, and not be in love with Syrena like you are now?
Flint: No! I don't! I Love her with all my heart!
Piper: YOu can't be serious....
Flint: You know, I wish you two could be a little more happy for me!
Yinn: Wish granted!
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Piper: I hate that genie...
POOF!
Piper: Oh, I am so happy Flint, that you found your true love. I wish you all the best.
Badpipes: I dunno why I was angry just a few moments ago...did it have to do with ya, genie-girl.
Yinn: Not at all.
Piper: All right, then I guess we continue wishing. Now, was this three wishes per person or three for the three of us together?
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Yinn: Three wishes per person! So Flint has one left!
Flint: Then I wish me and Syrena can have a great wedding!
Yinn: Okay then! I’ll do that, and then Piper can wish! (Snaps fingers)
priest: Do you Flint take Syrena as your lawfully wedded wife?
Flint: I do!
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Priest: And do you Syrena take Flint to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Syrena: I do!
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Priest: The I declare you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride!
(The two kisses)
Yinn: Okay, now then. What do you wish for Piper?
Piper: Hmm...what to wish for...?
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Yinn: Don't be shy, I can do anything. I can give you riches, power, a chance at payback, something springs to mind?
Piper: Getting back at my mother for all the crap she put me through would be nice...
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Yinn: As you wish! (she snaps her fingers, and suddenly, Piper was a cavegirl)
Badpipes: WHAT THE?!?!
Yinn: She wanted to get back at her mother. Her mother wanted her to be all lady-like. A primitive cavegirl is the quite opposite of that, and now with her primitive instincts, it will be so easy for her to beat the crud out of her mother!
Badpipes: But-but..
Yinn: She never specified HOW She wanted to get back at her mother!
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Badpipes: You devilish she-dog now I remember where I heard of ya! Yer that evil genie that tried to trap Waylon!
Piper: Waylon? Ugh! Mate!
Yinn: Then you must be friends of Scurvy or Jinx...and that makes you an enemy of me.
Badpipes: Ye can't use yer magic unless someone makes a wish.
Yinn: Oh but there are ways around that.
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Badpipes: Ways? HAH! I be too smart for ye, ta trick me!
Yinn: oh, maybe now, but not for long! Hey, Piper? Isn't it kinda dull how Badpipes seems more modern then you? Isn't that unfair?
Piper: Ugh! bah! Right! Me wish Badpipes was like me!
Yinn: And there you go! (Snaps her fingers, and suddenly, badpipes was a cave mobian too)
Yinn:...You know....now that I think about it, when your all primitive like this, it makes somethings easier...yes! Thats an idea! All I need is one of you to wish for everything to be revert back to primal ages, then everyone can be cave-people like you!
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Yinn: Say, don't you two feel out of place in this modern world? Don't you want to wish the world is more of a home for cave-people like you?
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badpipes: ugh! Me wish we fit in this age!
Yinn:...Heh, I can work with that! (She snaps her fingers, and suddenly, the world began to revert to a stone age world, turning animals into dinosaurs, and people into cave-people. Meanwhile, at that time.)
Scurvy: I must say, it was really nice talking to both of you, Jinx and Clove!
Clove: Yeah, it was nice to-
(The magic hits them, turning them into cave-mobians)
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Scurvy, Clove and Jinx stare at each other for a few moments before makign monkey sounds and starting trashing the place.
Yinn: Oh, I managed to catch my greatest obstacles in the path. Now no one can stop me!
(any idea whom can stop Yinn now?)
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Scurvy: Ogga! Ogga mates! Snu-Snu!!
Yinn: Ho ho, Now...with all their primitive minds, I'll see if I can't find a way to REALLY take advantage of this!
(Meanwhile, Amphy had woken up from her sleep, and noticed that Roxy and Marigold had changed too, curious at what had happened)
((I had an idea. Amphy! With her already animal like personality, the magic doesn't affect her!))
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Amphy: Purrrr???
Roxy is seen playing whack a mole outside the house...with actual saber-toothed moles, while Marigold chews on a rock.
Amphy: Grrrr...
Yinn; I can just take Waylon...but I can may as well rule this world as well, no one can...
Amphy jumps in and plants her sharp piranha teeth in Yinn's genie behind.
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Yinn: YOW!!! Blasted, blasted!!!! Who the heck did that?!??
Amphy: Grrrrrrr!!!
Yinn: What? How the heck aren't you affected by my magic? ...Or...are you? I honestly can't tell...
Amphy: GRRR!!!!
Yinn: Wow, calm down! I need someone to take care of this thing!
(Then, a cave-IronHook took the "Shiny" Lamp)
Yinn: Ah! Perfect! You can wish her to vanish!
IronHook: Ugh....Magic girl pretty...Ugh ugh. mate!
Yinn: WHAT? Im not your mate!
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Ironhook grabs Yinn and tries to kiss her.
Yinn: Get of me you prehistoric slob.
In the confusion Amphy grabs the lamp.
Yinn: Please be a good girl...dog...whatever you are and put that down.
Amphy concentrates hard, as if the words she may about to say are difficult.
Amphy: Wish...All...back...Normal!
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Yinn:...Oh crud! (She snaps her fingers, and suddenly everything changed back to normal)
(Meanwhile, in their primitive mind-sets, Jinx, Scurvy and Clove were about to do it in a cave, and then the magic hit them)
Scurvy:..Uh? Why are we all naked together in a cave?
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Jinx: I dunno, but you know what they say, 'when in Rome...'
Scurvy: yeah, let's figure things out later.
Yinn: Damn little mutt.
Amphy: BACON!
Yinn; All right...(summons a whole mountain of bacon for Amphy). And your final wish.
Amphy: Go...to...moon!
Yinn teleports to the moon. She is all alone there on a dusty rocky landscape. Since no one is there to make wishes for, she cannot get back under her own power.
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Yinn: YARGH!!! CURSE THAT MANY MUTT!!!!!!!!
Roxy: There you are Amphy! We wondered where...Holy cow! Where did that mountain of bacon come from?
(Amphy jumped into the bacon and began eating. Marigold just shrugged and jumped into the bacon too)
Piper: Well, I'll NEVER touch any magic lamps, ever again!
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Scurvy: Lamps...Did that lamp in question contain a bint named Yinn?
Badpipes: Yer right in that regard, laddy.
Scurvy: She was a load of trouble. Luckily the bottomless baconpit solved problems for us.
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Piper: Lucky indeed....Anyway, I need to do something.
(Later, Piper held Dr Mad up against a wall)
Piper: YOU FLYING F***!!! HOW DARE YOU GIVE US THAT LAMP, YOU LITTLE-
Dr Mad: CALM DOWN!!! Ehm...how about I give you a time machine as a way to say sorry?
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Scurvy: NO! No more time machines, no more reboot buttons, no more things that can alter the fabric of reality, I am done, let's just forget this ever happened and don't screw around with the laws of time and space.
Everyone: Agreed!
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Merkel: YEAh...hey? What does this button do?
Everyone: NO!!!!!!
(Merkel accidentally presses a button, but nothing seems to have changed)
Merkel:..huh. Everything seems to be fine. guess that didn't do anything.
Scurvy: Phew...thank goodness for that....Anyway, Me and Clove need to prepare for our wedding! And yer all invited! Isn't that right honey?
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Jinx: Merkel, you better run because I am going to hurt you. Even my mellow can be harshed you know...
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Merkel:...Ehm............Is this what they meant when they said "Curiosity killed the cat"? Eeep! Maybe I should see if I can get protection with the pirate mob!!!! Wait, I KNOW! I'LL FIX THIS! (He presses the button again, but this time it changed things so that Clove's mind was all evil and twisted and Fortune was the love of her life)
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Clove: Let's kill everyone love.
Fortune: Yay! Let's do the stabby-stab-stab with everyone!
Jinx: Enough!
(pulls out her reboot button pushes it until it is confirmed that everything is back to normal. Then she throws the reboot button on a pile with the time machine and other stuff that can mess up space and time and puts a flamethrower on it to destroy it all)
Jinx: There. Now we can get to more important things. Like peanut butter jelly pizza parades!
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Scurvy: Peanut butter....do I even WANT to know?
Flint: Its best not to question it...believe me...
Scurvy: obviously..Its Jinx we are talking about!
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All of a sudden, Spoon Ninja came in...because! he grabs his large spoon and starts playing it like a guitar, 'rocking out!'
Spoon Ninja: Spoon Ninja! Rock on!
Piper: Not him again...
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Scurvy:...I don’t think I have met him before, but he be a ninja, so I hate him!
Waylon: Who is this weirdo?
Merkel: A banana Ninja?
Hector: What makes you think that?
Merkel: His head is very, very slightly shaped like a banana if you look at it upside down, in reverse while drunk!
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Spoon Ninja: I take offense of being called banana Ninja! Bananas are not generally eaten with spoons! Spoon shuriken!
(tosses spoons at their foreheads)
Scurvy: Ouch, what the...
Piper: He tosses spoons and calls them shuriken.
Spoon Ninja: I told you it is the ancient art of my clan!
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Merkel: GAH! The banana ninja is attacking!
Spoon Ninja: DON’t CALL ME BANANA NINJA!!
Merkel: Now the banana ninja is pissed!
Sissypants: Its good that you teach kids to eat bananas mister Banana ninja!
Spoon ninja:...Didn’t any of you listen? Jinx! You know Im the spoon ninja! Tell them who I am!!
Merkel: What does the banana ninja mean?
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Jinx: Er...sorry I don't remember you.
Spoon Ninja: What? Look at me, I am unique, how can you not remember me?
jinx: To be honest I run into weird stuff all the time. I can't expect to remember them all.
Scurvy: Knowing her, I'd believe it.
(spoon ninja curls up in a ball, rocks around and sobs)
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Merkel: Oh dear. Now we made the banana ninja sad!
Hector: Does that mean we won?
Scurvy: YES!!!! The ancient war is over!!! The Pirates have finally bested the ninjas!!!!!!
(And Scurvy screamed it, so ninjas and pirates across the glpbe heard it)
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PIRATES: Yes!!!
NINJAS: THAT DID NOT COUNT!!!
Spoon Ninja: I am tired of you...I will make you pay. Ninpou, Spoongantify!
Then Spoon Ninja uses his ninja magic to make himself grow giant sized.
Spoon Ninja: I'll scoop you up like cereal in my breakfast bowl!
Waylon: O-kay...did not see that one coming.
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Scurvy: HOW THE HECK DID HE DO THAT?
Spoon ninja: You will be destroyed!!!
Merkel’s father: No.
Scurvy:..Where did he come from?
Spoon ninja: huh? Yes I will!
Merkel’s father: No.
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Spoon Ninja: Yes!
Merkel's father: No.
Spoon Ninja: Yes!
Merkel's father: No.
Spoon Ninja: Yes!
Merkel's father: No.
Spoon Ninja: I had enough, you will be crushed first!
Spoon Ninja lifts his gigantified spoon, ready to cave the face in of the eternal no-sayer.
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Merkel’s father: No.
(Merkel’s father holds a needle that he presses into the Spoon Ninja’s foot, and air came out like the air from a balloon)
spoon Ninja: GAHHH!!! What have you done??? Do you REALIZE what you just did?
Merkel’s father: No.
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Spoon Ninja was reduced to normal size.
Spoon Ninja: You know what...never mind, the mood is gone. I am just go on and continue my next cereal pitch.
Merkel: With banana flavor?
Merkel gets hit in the head with a spoon.
Spoon: THAT was me angrily throwing a spoon. I am out of here, and I don't want to see any more crazy seagulls for as long as I live!
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Scurvy: Well, thats that. Maybe we can finally get some peace to-
Ice-Pick: ITS ME!!! Captain Ice-Pick! The mosy cold hearted pirate to sail the seas!
Scurvy:...Me and me big mouth...ye wanna deal with him Blowhards?
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Piper: No prob! Musical instruments, people!
Piper takes her flute, Flint his trumpet and Badpipes his bagpipes. Soon solid music notes, powerful soundwaves and missiles make their way towards the penguin.
Icepick: WACK!
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(The music blasts hurts him much)
Ice-Pick: ARGh! Curse those instruments! (He eats an ice cream, and a freeze blast cones from his beak, freezibg the instruments)
Flint:...Okay, did not see that coming...
Ice-Pick: HA!!! What will you do now?
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Piper punches Icepick in the face so hard, his icy bear shatters.
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Ice-Pick: GAH!!!! MY ICEBEARD!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET ONE OF THESE?!?!??!?
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