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kjmarch β Sub-Par Roster 2
Published: 2007-12-08 16:48:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 6851; Favourites: 57; Downloads: 70
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The second part of the Sub-Par roster!General Reflector- Reflective skin
Munch- Ability to chew and solid matter
Pimp-Slap- Super-strong backhand
TelePatrick-Read minds of people only when head comes into contact with otherβs head
Monkey Butt- Possesses a prehensile tail
The Hoser-Possesses hose nozzles for hands, can release jets of water from them
Blowhard- Super high lung capacity which allows for breaths of forceful gusts
Air Master- Hover 5 inches above solid and liquid surfaces
Animan- Left side of body can morph into left side of any animal
Finger Flinger- Shoot his own fingers as projectiles (fingers regrow)
Alan the Inverted Human Cannon- Shoot laser from mouth only when standing upside down
Master Folder- Animate origami
Gigadrive- Robot filled with viruses, spam, Trojan horses, adware, and other computer glitches
Puffy- Create puffs of smoke
Wormhole-Create inter-dimensional and time portals (Something always bad happens)
Flashfry- Cause lightning to strike at random points
The Accountant- Claims to be worldβs best accountant, wields briefcase as weapon
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Comments: 14
Certainly their powers are odd, but the genius lies in their names.
Very clever you are.
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The power is in the puns
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ah.......memories.
alas you did not use alan.
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Yes, he was a cool one. I liked him a lot.
Is this Jeremy perchance?
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Another funny one.
Pimp-Slap always makes me laugh out loud.
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isn't puff just like cloud cover? oh, wait...cloud cover turns into a cloud, right?
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Yeah, she can just make puffs of smoke. ninja style
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Accountant seems like hitman in a nicer suit....
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I thought wormhole was cool until you said something bad happens when he uses his powers.
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