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Description Another Mpreg stamp. Yeah :/

Anyways, I'm so tired of seeing & reading how all of these anti male pregnancy preachers spread how Mpreg is completely impossible, no matter what you say or put it in. News flash, so is every other fandom you all tend to like. So it's impossible, yeah, but whatever happened to the whole "fiction" part of it? But even the 'fiction' part doesn't seem to be good enough for them! They say "There are limits!!!1111!!11" or "Unless there is a logical reason, then it's still impossible". Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot that everything in the fictional world that doesn't exist must always have some sort of scientifically possible answer as to how it can work! If that's the case, then please give me a completely scientifically logical answer as to how Pegasus is even possible? Because from what my anatomy teacher has taught me, & he's the guy who consulted on the anatomy for the Hulk in The Avengers, is that Pegasus is nothing but a lie. There is no way a horse can still fly even with it's anatomy. Reworking the anatomy on it, it wouldn't even be a horse anymore. Or give me some logical reason as to how EVE from Wall-E could completely detach & float her fingers from her body, & still manage to have them work the way she wants them to? The criticism came, again, for her floating fingers from scientists because no matter what the occasion, her floating fingers are still scientifically impossible because there is in no way ever going to be technology that will be able to do that. It's the same criticism that goes for the light sabers in Star Wars (concentrated beams do not just stop at a certain length, they go on & on & on). But trust me, those handful of examples I just said are the least of the fictional things everyone loves that are completely impossible.

But even if I did come up with a logical answer as to how a man can become pregnant (which I'm actually trying to work on), people would still bitch & whine about it just because it hasn't happened (which again only blows the logic out of everything fictional that they like). But Pegasus, EVE, pastel-colored talking ponies, & traveling faster than the speed of light are acceptable because they are a work of fiction & were done by 'geniuses', right? But who am I kidding, you won't please or reason with everyone. There are PLENTY of other things that are impossible out there, but apparently MPreg seems to be the only one that blows logic out of proportion.

Point being, Male Pregnancy is impossible (though not really) but so is every other fictional thing you like. I'm a completely rational person, but do you see me arguing about every little thing in the fictional universe? No! That's why I'm completely accepting of airbending, flying carpets, magic hair, Pokemon, gigantic moving castles, & plenty of other things.

What HAVE I criticized as impossible? That TV room scene from that shitty 70s Wonka movie; how the hell are you able to see particles in the air? Men & Women grotesquely growing bellies way over the limit of acceptable. People who draw a man with a dick that stretches over buildings. Women with tits bigger than skyscrapers. Guys who become evil over no fucking reason (the villain from Up). An 11 year old girl who can play over 10 fucking instruments for her age (A.N.T. Farm). Being able to breathe in space without the help of some scientific product/suit or magical reasoning. An octopus that has to take a breathe in order to submerge underwater, seriously (The Titanic animated movie). And so much more!

And besides, Mpreg is not that big of a deal. It isn't fucking vore, inflation, hyper/expansion, etc. I only support MPreg, not just because I like it (which also has nothing to do with why I argue about it), but if it's done realistically. I don't support it if the man becomes pregnant with over 8 babies (I find sextuplets to octuplets to be the maximum amount any man or woman can carry, nothing more), has a belly expanding bigger & higher than a damn house because he's just carrying so many kids or kids bigger than he is, & so on.

Done with that. I expect a bunch of fucktards to come here trashing me &/or the stamp due to some bullshit. Oh well, there are idiots on the internet (especially here).
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Comments: 217

RealaXtheXVampre In reply to ??? [2016-05-18 22:48:58 +0000 UTC]

A website that has a lot of things you wouldn't want to see.

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wakaflockaflame1 In reply to RealaXtheXVampre [2016-05-20 20:20:03 +0000 UTC]

Porn or Gore?

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RealaXtheXVampre In reply to wakaflockaflame1 [2016-05-25 16:38:36 +0000 UTC]

Both, and much much more.

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wakaflockaflame1 In reply to RealaXtheXVampre [2016-05-25 17:37:05 +0000 UTC]

Good fucking creeps, what's "more"?

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RealaXtheXVampre In reply to wakaflockaflame1 [2016-05-26 19:34:44 +0000 UTC]

Scat, vore, inflation, and just creepy weird art in general.

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wakaflockaflame1 In reply to RealaXtheXVampre [2016-05-29 00:16:59 +0000 UTC]

*sigh* Human race....

I wonder if I claim I'm otherkin, nature will overlook wiping me out...

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RealaXtheXVampre In reply to wakaflockaflame1 [2016-05-31 15:06:21 +0000 UTC]

I hate to say this, but that's just how it works...

People will have crazy fetishes, and all we can do is just accept it.

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wakaflockaflame1 In reply to RealaXtheXVampre [2016-06-01 05:35:26 +0000 UTC]

Accept it...never, not after seeing inflated knees fetish.

Tolerate it...like I've been doing, avoiding it like my ex with aids.

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RealaXtheXVampre In reply to wakaflockaflame1 [2016-06-02 06:56:52 +0000 UTC]

Well if that's your choice then go for it.

but I do find the inflation fetish...just..odd..

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wakaflockaflame1 In reply to RealaXtheXVampre [2016-06-04 01:45:23 +0000 UTC]

Odd is an understatement. Speaking of which, there is an aids/HIV fetish isn't there?

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RealaXtheXVampre In reply to wakaflockaflame1 [2016-06-05 15:49:41 +0000 UTC]

...

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wakaflockaflame1 In reply to RealaXtheXVampre [2016-06-05 17:05:06 +0000 UTC]

Oh yes there is. Welcome to mankind. Losing hope yet?

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RealaXtheXVampre In reply to wakaflockaflame1 [2016-06-23 06:08:06 +0000 UTC]

No. Because its really not a big deal.

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wakaflockaflame1 In reply to RealaXtheXVampre [2016-05-25 17:36:43 +0000 UTC]

Good fucking creeps, what's "more"?

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ZelphyrTheSecond In reply to ??? [2016-03-09 03:07:21 +0000 UTC]

Not if you're a seahorse~

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Yoshi1337 In reply to ??? [2016-03-08 19:28:51 +0000 UTC]

It's not even my fetish, but I faved this since I agree with it completely

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PrinceOmariKubin In reply to ??? [2016-02-14 03:25:37 +0000 UTC]

I don't have a problem as long as the there is an explained reason! Amida my male fancharacter can get pregnant temporarily when his tentacle alien boyfriend enters a " special juice " inside him! BTW he doesn't rape him! I'm sick of tentacle rape!Β 

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CosmosAndChaos In reply to ??? [2015-12-15 04:20:32 +0000 UTC]

Could you not fight homophobia with ableism?

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NummyPixels In reply to ??? [2015-11-13 16:25:38 +0000 UTC]

THAT LAST EXAMPLE THOUGH---

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Daebelly In reply to ??? [2015-10-29 23:57:54 +0000 UTC]

Just saying this right now, to anyone who hates Mpreg because it isn't possible; Even if it's not possible, does that mean we can't like it? If so, then write off almost all of your favorite cartoons, movies, pictures, art, and ideas. They might not be possible, so by the "It's impossible so you can't like it" logic, you can't like any of those things. It's only fair.

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ThePinkMonkeyArtist In reply to ??? [2015-10-11 18:54:10 +0000 UTC]

Not really a Mpreg fan, but you're right.

People who claim they hate Mpreg because it's impossible should be against fiction in general, since most of the things that happen in there are impossible in real life.

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Jikomata In reply to ??? [2015-09-29 16:53:08 +0000 UTC]

Thank

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StrawberrypixelDA In reply to ??? [2015-09-16 03:38:43 +0000 UTC]

I like mpreg, I mainly read for laughs but it's cool :3 I also like yaoi but I'm not some stupid-ass girl like most pepole stereotype us fans, I do find it slightly wierd when pepole have a fetish for it but I'm not one to judge, I only find that sometimes wierd cause it involves a baby, and to the pepole who say it's "wierd" or "gross" if it was possible to happen IRL, would you say that then? NO! Let pepole fantisise, will ya?

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Miss-Barker [2015-08-22 01:06:54 +0000 UTC]

...sounds legit.

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GastonMadPlz In reply to ??? [2015-07-30 12:42:36 +0000 UTC]

Male Pregnancy is impossible? Tell that to seahorses. ...I hope I'm the first one to make this joke.

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dweebzilla In reply to ??? [2015-07-10 16:03:59 +0000 UTC]

males can't get pregnant? guess i didn't get the memo, because i'm a dude and i am totally capable of getting pregnant.

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One-Swood-Grommet In reply to dweebzilla [2016-05-19 02:32:00 +0000 UTC]

IM NOT TRANS BUT I WAS HOPING SOMEONE COMMENTED THIS

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Adoniia In reply to dweebzilla [2015-11-30 07:14:59 +0000 UTC]

BLESS U

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dweebzilla In reply to Adoniia [2015-11-30 16:36:10 +0000 UTC]

bless u too my child

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Minebot45 In reply to ??? [2015-05-18 02:21:39 +0000 UTC]

Nice one with the WBC member bit.

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creativeserialkiller In reply to ??? [2015-04-15 02:52:09 +0000 UTC]

.-. Trans men can get preggo, and we're men too.

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KooboriSapphire In reply to creativeserialkiller [2015-04-15 20:00:17 +0000 UTC]

Unfortunately people don't see it that way either. But that's not necessarily the point here either.

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rat--shackles [2015-03-15 04:00:21 +0000 UTC]

i only support it for lulz :v

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applefanfic [2015-03-03 22:45:02 +0000 UTC]

I agree with you!! XD

If anything I just don't like pregnancy in general o 3 o

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ToastedToast15 [2015-02-21 23:01:50 +0000 UTC]

What isΒ a WBC member?

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KooboriSapphire In reply to ToastedToast15 [2015-02-22 22:05:44 +0000 UTC]

Westboro baptist church.

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ToastedToast15 In reply to KooboriSapphire [2015-02-22 22:16:19 +0000 UTC]

OK, thanks.

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VomitcheeseCatBro [2015-01-28 01:32:02 +0000 UTC]

SO ARE VAMPIRESΒ 

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TheiCarlyAngel [2015-01-16 05:15:12 +0000 UTC]

Cartoons are different from real life though. Anything is possible in a cartoon.

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KooboriSapphire In reply to TheiCarlyAngel [2015-01-16 21:55:50 +0000 UTC]

Anything is possible, yeah, but there are certain limits.

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TheiCarlyAngel In reply to KooboriSapphire [2015-01-17 01:27:45 +0000 UTC]

Yeparoni.

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KittyMitteh In reply to ??? [2014-12-08 22:43:13 +0000 UTC]

you forgot one

animals that can run at the speed of sound

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liiimbo In reply to ??? [2014-11-28 10:45:32 +0000 UTC]

By the by, (sorry for double dipping) you know what else is impossible?
Nailing jello to a wall.

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liiimbo [2014-11-25 05:17:03 +0000 UTC]

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CosmosAndChaos In reply to ??? [2014-11-18 01:54:56 +0000 UTC]

Nice job fighting homophobia with ableism.

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totalKaOs9 In reply to ??? [2014-11-10 21:44:10 +0000 UTC]

I'm personally against it because pregnancy in general makes me uncomfortable.

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KooboriSapphire In reply to totalKaOs9 [2014-11-10 21:52:15 +0000 UTC]

Well at least you have an excuse not to like pregnancy

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AndyofIndiana [2014-10-15 20:39:52 +0000 UTC]

I think there are two factors at work here.

1. Most men do not like the idea that they could get pregnant.
2. Even in the most impossible to believe settings with the most outlandish premises, if anyone is mentioned to get pregnant, it is the women (unless of course you are a seahorse).

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RandomSponge1273 In reply to AndyofIndiana [2021-08-20 17:18:58 +0000 UTC]

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ANPCreations In reply to ??? [2014-09-08 23:22:14 +0000 UTC]

-claps-

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