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The few Tokyo Mew Mew mary-sues that have been written so far have disgusted me. The new Mew-Mew always gets Kish (occasionally Ryou, but that's VERY rare) and in most cases, immediately after meeting the Mew-Mew, Kish forgets about Ichigo, which would NOT happen. They're normally horribly written, the new character often does not have a food name (that doesn't bother me that much, though), and...ugh. They're just horrible. But anyways, the only Mary-Sues that I don't mind are the ones that are written purely for humor purposes. Those are fun, and are often well written. ^^ Uh...most of the time, at least. >.>; The thing that annoys me is that a few of the writers of mary-sues have reviewed my fics saying 'Ichigo/Kish is getting old' ((cough))browniesledge((cough)) and other things like 'a better pairing would be either Ichigo/Ryou or me/Kish'...that PISSES ME OFF TO NO GOD DAMN END! >___< ...Yes, I'm done ranting. I just have to say, I could care less about the pairing obsessions of people I've never met in my entire life. Unless they have an obsession for a pairing that I happen to like, but that's besides the point. x]; This is my basic example of what I think of TMM mary-sues. If you can't read it (as my handwriting is somewhat messy and a bit of this was cut off), here's all the dialogue and stuff:

Girl: Hi! I'm a new Tokyo Mew Mew character! My name is...
THINK MOMENT!
Girl: Uh...
Has to be a food name...
Girl: POPCORN! It's pure GENIOUS!
Arrow 1: ((pointing at 'genious)) SPELLED WRONG!
IQ -50!!!
Arrow 2: ((pointing at Popcorn)) Ichigo lookalike?!
FLASH!
OMG TEH SUN?! O_o
Popcorn: Ohemgee! I've become Mew Kernel!
Fused with the DNA of...EVIL RABID FANGIRL!
Arrow: ((pointing at chest area)) Chest expansion?! O_o;
Popcorn/Mew Kernel: I must fight against uber-hot aliens to save the world! ((motioning to original Mew-Mews)) These are my teammates/lackeys, btw. So I am the official leader of Tokyo Mew Mew!
Arrows: ((pointing to original Mew-Mews)) Not the original Mew-Mews! REALLY!
Kish: So you're the new, oh-so-hot Mew Mew?
Arrow 1: Kish?
Arrow 2: TOO SHORT! >_o ((I drew Kish too short in the frame, so I did this out of frustration xD))
Mew Kernel: Yup! Aren't I HOT?
Arrow 3: Dumb-Masaya
Arrow 4: Ryou?!
Masaya: ((TREE-HUG!))
Mew Kernel: MY SEX SLAVES! >D
Kish: BOOBS!
Ryou: OOC!
END! ((OWARI!!!))

Yeeeeeah...I think I was high on something when I did this. x]; And don't complain about the bad drawingness and the lame-ity. It's supposed to be like that. Though I might do a better drawn version sometime in the far future... Like...before the turn of the century...

What's the point of this, you ask? Mary-sues...SUCK. BADLY. And I need to stop typing in all caps. >.>;

Characters: Kish, Ryou, Dumb-Masaya, Ichigo, Minto, Retasu, Purin, Zakuro (well...the Mew-Mews were there...in one frame... o.o). Popcorn/Mew Kernel belongs to me...unfortunately. xD; I just made her up for the sake of the comic.

Well, hope you all like it, and sorry about the long summary. x];

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The few Tokyo Mew Mew mary-sues that have been written so far have disgusted me. The new Mew-Mew always gets Kish (occasionally Ryou, but that's VERY rare) and in most cases, immediately after meeting the Mew-Mew, Kish forgets about Ichigo, which would NOT happen. They're normally horribly written, the new character often does not have a food name (that doesn't bother me that much, though), and...ugh. They're just horrible. But anyways, the only Mary-Sues that I don't mind are the ones that are written purely for humor purposes. Those are fun, and are often well written. ^^ Uh...most of the time, at least. >.>; The thing that annoys me is that a few of the writers of mary-sues have reviewed my fics saying 'Ichigo/Kish is getting old' ((cough))browniesledge((cough)) and other things like 'a better pairing would be either Ichigo/Ryou or me/Kish'...that PISSES ME OFF TO NO GOD DAMN END! >___< ...Yes, I'm done ranting. I just have to say, I could care less about the pairing obsessions of people I've never met in my entire life. Unless they have an obsession for a pairing that I happen to like, but that's besides the point. x]; This is my basic example of what I think of TMM mary-sues. If you can't read it (as my handwriting is somewhat messy and a bit of this was cut off), here's all the dialogue and stuff:

Girl: Hi! I'm a new Tokyo Mew Mew character! My name is...
THINK MOMENT!
Girl: Uh...
Has to be a food name...
Girl: POPCORN! It's pure GENIOUS!
Arrow 1: ((pointing at 'genious)) SPELLED WRONG!
IQ -50!!!
Arrow 2: ((pointing at Popcorn)) Ichigo lookalike?!
FLASH!
OMG TEH SUN?! O_o
Popcorn: Ohemgee! I've become Mew Kernel!
Fused with the DNA of...EVIL RABID FANGIRL!
Arrow: ((pointing at chest area)) Chest expansion?! O_o;
Popcorn/Mew Kernel: I must fight against uber-hot aliens to save the world! ((motioning to original Mew-Mews)) These are my teammates/lackeys, btw. So I am the official leader of Tokyo Mew Mew!
Arrows: ((pointing to original Mew-Mews)) Not the original Mew-Mews! REALLY!
Kish: So you're the new, oh-so-hot Mew Mew?
Arrow 1: Kish?
Arrow 2: TOO SHORT! >_o ((I drew Kish too short in the frame, so I did this out of frustration xD))
Mew Kernel: Yup! Aren't I HOT?
Arrow 3: Dumb-Masaya
Arrow 4: Ryou?!
Masaya: ((TREE-HUG!))
Mew Kernel: MY SEX SLAVES! >D
Kish: BOOBS!
Ryou: OOC!
END! ((OWARI!!!))

Yeeeeeah...I think I was high on something when I did this. x]; And don't complain about the bad drawingness and the lame-ity. It's supposed to be like that. Though I might do a better drawn version sometime in the far future... Like...before the turn of the century...

What's the point of this, you ask? Mary-sues...SUCK. BADLY. And I need to stop typing in all caps. >.>;

Characters: Kish, Ryou, Dumb-Masaya, Ichigo, Minto, Retasu, Purin, Zakuro (well...the Mew-Mews were there...in one frame... o.o). Popcorn/Mew Kernel belongs to me...unfortunately. xD; I just made her up for the sake of the comic.

Well, hope you all like it, and sorry about the long summary. x];