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Published: 2017-08-01 04:08:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 15842; Favourites: 279; Downloads: 57
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Description Now polished up a bit.

Continued from "Oh my..."

Judy: *Handcuffs the professor while Nick covered himself with his tail* So, professor. How much for the specs?
Professor Disentigro: ...For what?
Judy: For the gun. *Whispers* Wouldn't mind doing that myself. Also, is there a version that works on bunnies?
Nick: Carrots, you don't need a bunny version.
Judy: *Raises eyebrow* And why not?
Nick: *Strikes a naked, sexy pose*
Judy: *Clothes fall off* What the hell?! Nick!!!
Professor Disentigro: Can you take me to jail now, please?


I and TheWyvernsWeaver were feeling silly and funny, started throwing around dialog, decided to make a little sketch comic. Only one page, since he is busy with Sunderance!
Thanks to For arting!   
Enjoy.   
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Comments: 63

konkar68 [2019-04-23 03:38:18 +0000 UTC]

Wonder which of the 3 was The Most Embarrassed??

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Reiska [2019-02-13 15:55:01 +0000 UTC]

Well that went better than expected. Especially for Judy.  

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StojaVecla [2018-02-04 16:08:48 +0000 UTC]

ROTFLMAO!!!  ... Umm, that didn't go as expected.  Can you two leave & come back in so I can try again?

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FreedomRiders [2017-09-22 01:10:38 +0000 UTC]

oy vey...

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TheDarkestFuture [2017-09-01 20:59:11 +0000 UTC]

Can you take me to jail now, please?
Made my day xD omg I’m dying over here... :,D

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arthunter3 [2017-08-16 04:41:45 +0000 UTC]

Madman: "...... WHOOPS! I took the naked gun instead..... (Looks at Judy)....... Well, might as well make the most of it."

Judy: "OH NO YOU DON'T?! (Pounces onto him!)"

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Yoshifan30 [2017-08-15 19:40:59 +0000 UTC]

Oh my lol well that was something love the comic 

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DrummerMax64 [2017-08-13 20:31:28 +0000 UTC]

Haha, what a silly and hilarious comic! That's truly a diabolical weapon. XD

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Zenrix [2017-08-13 01:40:00 +0000 UTC]

The comic was funny, but the artist comment's dialogue had me laughing much better.

Nick doesn't need a ray gun, he has The Moves! A later conversation would probably be about why he never did that before: answer would be its more fun to watch her do it, slowly.

Also, is that an aardvark?

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deathbycat146 [2017-08-11 20:54:58 +0000 UTC]

The irony

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Krisa20030920 [2017-08-07 20:57:46 +0000 UTC]

oh my... fcking god

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ProximaCentari [2017-08-06 03:15:53 +0000 UTC]

I think you two try to One-Up each other and this is the result.  Too funny. 

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demonfox5132 [2017-08-02 20:57:06 +0000 UTC]

You know judy wants piece of Nick now 😂😂

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PercivalHewajima [2017-08-02 17:36:51 +0000 UTC]

Slight of hand pro goes to Nick Wilde.

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Wafelkowiec [2017-08-02 15:37:16 +0000 UTC]

Cpt. Jack Harkness approves. 
-Am I naked in front of milion of viewers?
-Absolutely ~<3
-Ladies. Your viewing figures just went up.

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SGTFOXTROT21 [2017-08-02 05:34:51 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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ClarktoonCrossing [2017-08-02 05:18:56 +0000 UTC]

Say hello to my disintegration pistol! And brother, when it disintegrates, it really disintegrates! (shoots it, and the gun turns to ash) ...Well look at that... it disintegrated.

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Cimar-WildeHopps [2017-08-02 05:18:37 +0000 UTC]

This is absolutely hilarious and I love those pinprick eyes for Judy in the last bit. XD Each scene of this is just spectacular!!!

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KOakaKO [2017-08-02 01:48:12 +0000 UTC]

*clothes fall off*

ROFLMAO!

That was good. That was very good.

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Acidarms [2017-08-02 01:45:42 +0000 UTC]

too funny

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FalloutNight0 [2017-08-02 00:30:05 +0000 UTC]

Well, Nick certainly did drop the ball on that one!

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ACDCrocks4ever In reply to FalloutNight0 [2017-08-06 12:31:38 +0000 UTC]

I think he dropped two balls and a rather large bat in front of Judy.

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FalloutNight0 In reply to ACDCrocks4ever [2017-08-06 14:59:50 +0000 UTC]

I'm sure Judy doesn't mind...

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Mithril-Crow [2017-08-02 00:22:52 +0000 UTC]

Oh no! He has triggered Judy's true weakness! That prime cut red meat XD

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Xanadu-King [2017-08-01 22:49:22 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, I should have known that Nick had magic panty drop powers. XD

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NickWildeAnJudyHopps [2017-08-01 22:44:34 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha! I love it!

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DiaH20 [2017-08-01 22:39:48 +0000 UTC]

Heh, that definitely got a chuckle out of me XD

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wrecker159753 [2017-08-01 20:25:16 +0000 UTC]

lol just lol

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HyenaTig [2017-08-01 18:44:55 +0000 UTC]

Silly, funny, sexay - I'm okay with that.

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Klesk-Vadrigaar [2017-08-01 18:02:26 +0000 UTC]

Clearly he got his disintegrator specs mixed up with his defabricator specs.

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rukatofan89 [2017-08-01 17:37:29 +0000 UTC]

Professor Desintigro wouldn happen to be a former student of Professor Marvin D. Martian. 

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Rene25 [2017-08-01 17:28:10 +0000 UTC]

LOL!! Hahahahaha!! XD

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Roa-Hate [2017-08-01 14:33:40 +0000 UTC]

He could sell 'em, to deal with insufferable cloth that hides your foxy lover. Or if you're a bunny time never is enough to get into stuff, with the gun, one bang and you're ready. 

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raichmann [2017-08-01 14:33:02 +0000 UTC]

Kkkkkkkkk great joke and artwork as always,  I hope you guys feel silly more often

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zarpaulus [2017-08-01 12:32:39 +0000 UTC]

That could have gone a lot worse.

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Memory627 [2017-08-01 12:27:10 +0000 UTC]

I don't really know what I just read, but   

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ForeverEvee In reply to Memory627 [2017-08-01 12:29:56 +0000 UTC]

100 percent would be okay if this was cannon

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GlitchSamo21 In reply to ForeverEvee [2017-08-10 22:39:05 +0000 UTC]

Pss... It's canon. Not Cannon...

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ForeverEvee In reply to GlitchSamo21 [2017-08-10 23:07:04 +0000 UTC]

Just a quick typo haha thanks, though!

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GlitchSamo21 In reply to ForeverEvee [2017-08-11 00:32:55 +0000 UTC]

No problem.

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Memory627 In reply to ForeverEvee [2017-08-01 12:33:16 +0000 UTC]

It would certainly lead to some interesting places! XD

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meganhulan [2017-08-01 11:38:11 +0000 UTC]

LMAO!

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Sandwolf5-2 [2017-08-01 10:43:58 +0000 UTC]

ROFL

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Glandziu [2017-08-01 10:08:31 +0000 UTC]

Can't stop laughing xD

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Hollowking666 [2017-08-01 08:40:00 +0000 UTC]

 That's it i'm having you registered as a WMS
 WMS?
 A Weapon of Mass Seduction

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ReaderNo31142 [2017-08-01 08:23:31 +0000 UTC]

Haha... this is great

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FalloutNight0 [2017-08-01 07:04:36 +0000 UTC]

Small, yet effective!

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FinnickAbrenica09 [2017-08-01 06:44:08 +0000 UTC]

Fun. Simple. With Impact. Is that easy.

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ChaosBreaker13 [2017-08-01 06:23:06 +0000 UTC]

Has anyone anyone seen my eyes? Or brain? XD

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GrizzlyGus92 [2017-08-01 05:05:45 +0000 UTC]

Nude sexy fox + Nude sexy Bunny = Boxes of Funnies

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