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Published: 2013-07-19 18:34:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 5129; Favourites: 50; Downloads: 5
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There's a company that's called Hidden Valley, they make salad dressing .w . And they're also on a farm...aka, a ranch house.
2nd Sister's idea.
Tolkien owns Thorin and Gandalf.
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XD Nope, nope, happens to the best of us~
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I too dislike the taste of ranch, but i would steal go to the hidden valley.
Thorin: WHY?
Because being near an area where wargs have just been spotted does not sound safe to me.
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X3
Either way, I think Thorin loses.
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Thorin: I do not lose.
Okay not losing, how about temporary not being listened too?
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Well you don't like the situation in either...situation.
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Thorin: Ur point?
Don't encourage him. So how's Bofur and Boromir?
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X3
Oh, Bofur's fine....Boromir's still gone for the time being .n . Big ol' meanie...
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(pats back) Give him a little space and he will come back. In the meantime (opens bottle of rootbeer and grabs ice cream shooter) Let's have extreme root beer floats!
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Hold the glass up high enough! (takes aim with ice cream gun)
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Okay! *balances on top of ladder* Ow O Ready!
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(Powering up) Here we go! (Pop pop pop!) how'd I do?
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Mfftp! *flails, falls overs* Ow! Woo....well, you got the glass twice- *Slurp* Really yummy by the way, and then my face, so I couldn't see.
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What?! I can't hear you over the ice cream gun! You said you want to rub a dogs tummy?!
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*points at glass* Ow O *thumbs up*
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U want more? Alright! (Pop pop pop pop pop pop)
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Okay lets eat.
*dwarf covered with ice cream walks in*
Hey! Oh.
*elf walks in covered with ice cream*
double oh. None of you are laxtouse intolerant are you?
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Well, this is awkward .w .; I'll get a fire hose.
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In the meantime lets play guess who's under the ice cream game! We have one dwarf and one elf, put in your votes now.
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Let's say...hm .w . Lindir...and um, erm, Nori! .w .; I have picked wrong, I can already tell.
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Let's remove the ice cream of the dwarf first. It's...Nori!
Now for the elf. It's....Thranduil.And he looks...mad.
Thranduil: You will pay for this.
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On O We must escape! *grabs Brooklyn and Nori* High-ho silver AWAY~! *flies off*
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Thranduil: *shoots net gun*
*I'm caught*
Legolas: Hey Dad, I'm heading to the....What are you doing?
help me.
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Well played Thorin, well played. If only he joked like this through the movie.
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Lol, sometimes his expressions just say it all X3
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Well, this looks familiar...! 
(Still hilarious!)
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XD You used up the two uses, now it will be dull .w .
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Nooooo... every time I eat a salad, I will start laughing.
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"Made and distributed by the Elves of the Hidden Valley" 
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YESYEYSYEYSEYSYEYS
...Are they related to the Keebler cookie elves?
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Once upon a time,
A female baker Hobbit (Erianne) fell in love with a business minded Elf (Keebler). The elf, loving sugar (which was odd) quickly fell in love with her- soon they were married and they had lots and lots of small elf children who all loved to bake.
"Ernie", son of Keebler, now runs the business.
The End.
True story.
I apologize, it's late and the idea really amused me XD
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*applauds wildly* Brilliant!
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Love the "I see what you did there" thing they had going!
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I don't know why I find those so amusing X3
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Oh my gosh, that icon 
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I just typed it in and it just happened to be that icon!
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XD I love when you get what you want, the icon hunt~
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>w < Success!
Wait, no, I like comments .n .!
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*finally calms down* That was great and very clever. I love Thorin and Gandalf: "OOOOOOHHH!" XD
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My sister told it to me and I didn't know how well it was going to carry over XD So I'm glad you like it!
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Lol, when they say OOOH and then But seriously, we're not going to that place.
Majestic Thorin is Majestic Thorin, of course.
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He's been trying hard to lighten the mood XD But it never lasts for long.
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He's too grumpy. Fili and Kili: bring so flowers please!
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