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Kumama β HOBBIT: First Dibs
Published: 2013-07-31 03:02:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 4598; Favourites: 53; Downloads: 6
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Tolkien owns Thorin and Gandalf.
I don't own Mary Poppins umbrella, nor Harry Potter's broom. And do I need to put a disclaimer on the 'Singing in the Rain' umbrella? I mean, there are a lot of bamboo handled umbrellas that look like that. I don't own any of them.
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Right?! Sheesh.
But maybe only a nanny can use the magical powers
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If they gave it to Frodo, he could simply attach the Ring and watch as the umbrella flies it to Mount Doom and dumps it in while Sauron scratches his armoured helmet in confusion as he writes out daily paychecks for the Nazgul.
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*nod nod* A valid point.
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I'm not ashamed to admit that I do this
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XD Don't we all?
Unless you meant kill spiders with your bare hands...
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XDDDD
But first I thought he would give that sword away because of the crushed spider on it! XD
Still good
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It would be fun seeing Thorin with Glamdring, though he might have some trouble holding it X3
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But not on the outside, only in his inner mind. He will always be majestic, even when he's buried under a way too heavy sword! *snicker*
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XD For sure, it's why he has so many followers.
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He a natural leading Person, thats why everyone is somehow drawn to him (at least dwarfs, to everyone else he's just a prick XP).Β
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Oh for sure, I know plenty of people who would not stand for his sass majesty.
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*reads comic and description*
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Wait a minute, Gandalf's sword is an umbrell-
*reads description again*
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The big disclaimer is for the other three things in the barrel >w <
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*facepalm* 
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Lol, it's very tiny and easy to miss X3
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LOL this is a good one 
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You could have put;
And I would've been fine with it, haha!
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Love at first sight...
No denials!
MINE!
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I could see him going a little Gollum for the thing ;D
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Now you mention it ... Yes XD
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Haha, I kinda thought of that when I was watching the movie again, how icky all those spiderwebs were--I wouldn't have wanted to touch the swords, at least not without a wet rag wrapped around my hand. 
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Lol, yes I love how there's no hesitation, just grabs the swords, webs and all! XD
Well I'm glad you like it! Ow O
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LOL!!! Oh Thorin! You big (small?) dummy! You don't like spiders? 
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We'll go with big dummy ;D And no one likes spiders! Ewwww ;D
Man, Orcrist is so pretty *o * If I were to buy a sword...No, no! Need to pay bills, BILLS! TT nTT
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Haha, YEAH, BILLS my dear, not random swords! And I like tarantulas in fact. 
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Well, if you ever get a pet tarantula....then I'm getting the sword XD
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Haha, no, no worries, I actually think that some wild animals should remain in wildness. Same with snakes. I like them, but in their natural habitat. I wouldn't like to hurt neither myself nor the tarantula by forcing my love on it. Let them stay where they belong. Cats and dogs are better pets.
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Best mash-up ever! X3 I love Thorin's face after the *CRUNCH*Β
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yup, and the fandom mashup just makes my day. It took me a moment to realize Mary Poppin's umbrella was in there and I was like
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Pffft!(I'm forcing my brother to read these with me!)
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XD Sounds natural.
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Gandalf, the perfect nanny. Now that would be one heck of a movie idea. "in every job that must be done... YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
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On O I. Want. Movie. NOW.
"Just a puff of ol' Toby helps the medicine go down~ Oh wait...I suppose you're both too young for that...hmm."
"Well of course you can go into the painting! Move over, Fool of a chimney sweep!"
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"A nanny is never late nor early, but arrives precisely when they mean to."
"It's true that Merlin and Dreden 'ave ways that are winning, and Dumbledore and Belgarath set your 'eart spinning... but creamΒ of the crop tip of the top is Gandalf the grey and there we stop."
Man, Mr. Banks only thought Miss Popins was bad. She doesn't have anything on Gandalf.
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I will make a note of this crossover, should I even find time to do it X3
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Oh gosh the marry poppins umbrella and harry potter's broom are GREAT touches!!! 
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