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Kurarun — Hooby War 3
Published: 2008-10-30 04:48:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 1761; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 23
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"Hey, look at this.""Christ, that map's old! What's the date on it?"
"Uh, 2010!"
"I wasn't even BORN then!"
"Guess this place is older than we thought it was."
"I hope there's some ammo in here somewhere, I'm almost out and without ammo our chances of survival aren't even slim, they're nonexistant."
"Thank you, Captain Obvious."
"What do you suppose happened here?"
"Hoobs attacked, people died. DUH."
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26/1/2010
"General Scott, I've got the-"
*Boom*
"Did you hear that?"
"I certainly did, General."
*Boom*
"Shit. EVERYONE! INTO THE EMERGENCY BUNKER!"
*BOOM*
"Where is that coming from?"
"INTO THE F*CKING BUNKER!"
*KA-BOOM*
"AAUUGHH!"
"General! No!"
"...G-Get into the bunker or... o-or I'll shoot you myself..."
"Holy shi-"
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
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Hello,. this is probably wrong but, does the word "Hooby/Hoob" have anything to do with that show on Channel 4 which comes on at like 6am?
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Yes. These maps were made to illustrate a hypothetical invasion by the Hoob empire - Iva, Groove, Tula were their advance scouts sent to learn our weaknesses.
It was just a silly idea I had due to me overthinking everything.
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Oh okay. As it was later on in the night, while browsing your gallery, did I catch on, and see their catchphrase.
Secondly, there is a mexican wrestler whos finishing maneuver is called Hooby-driver [sp].
Oh don't we all have moments of overthinking 
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