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KyleFrisch — Marlin from Finding Nemo
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Published: 2015-06-07 17:30:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 4414; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 1
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So, a mollusk swims up to a...no, no he doesn't swim up. What does he...? Ah, he was already there and a sea cucumber is standing next to him. They don't stand, they grow in one place, but they do lean...Let me start over. There was a sea mollusk and a sea cumber and they were both, they were both...well, they were...they were like friends. No, no they *didn't* know each other! Because now one's gonna ask something that a friend wouldn't know...
Um. The sea cucumber looks over at the mollusk, right? And, he doesn't really look. He sort of glances. Actually he was in the middle of a sneeze. That's sort of the important thing because you gotta imagine the sea cucumber sneezing. So he sneezed and then, you know the way you do when you sneeze and your head sort of turns accidentally somewhere? So he looks over to the right and he sees the mollusk. And so he looks at the mollusk and he says, "Hey! Not during low tide!"
You know, I didn't get that exactly right. See, let me tell you something. The mark of a *really* funny fish? The joke doesn't have to go exactly right! It's *delivery!*
(My latest Spyrofoam model, everyone's favorite joke-butchering clownfish, Marlin.)
