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Published: 2009-07-03 01:50:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 12588; Favourites: 197; Downloads: 82
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Read my disclaimer at the bottom if you are offended. I don't condemn people who drink, but I don't think people should go get drunk all the time, either.I wanted to do another tutorial. I decided to keep with recent themes.
Yes, there are some references to my crazy 21st birthday... XD
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............................................................................................*bursts out laughing until it turns into coughs*
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Haha this amuses me. I picked up bar tending as a hobby, and learned how to mix all sorts of fancy drinks and invent my own. So much more fun then sitting at the bar getting wasted. Have your own bar and be party central 
As someone who mixes cocktails however... I'm curious what that rainbow drink is. It looks like grenadine, orange juice and melon liquor maybe topped up with 7up and poured over ice? I'm working to invent my own since all the recipes seem to use mint and fruit flavors together which just sounds nasty. I know there has to be a better way!
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at one point i laughed so hard i stoped brething and almost died
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I literally spit my drink out on the "Your hair is pretty like a tree" part, buahahah!
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That is secretly my favorite part.
<_<
>_>
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HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
"Your hair is pretty... like a tree,"
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TT____________________TT i love you so, so much! these are tears of joy!
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XD I particularly am fond of that line...
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thanks! this was very helpfull. now i will go out and get drunk as hell
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actually walking home is a pretty bad idea too.
There have been several cases where kids have gotten knocked because they drunkenly stumbled out onto the road.
it's best to just call your parents if worst comes to worst...
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Everything is a bad/good idea when you're drunk!
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xD some more so than others lol
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i broke out laughing seeing the phrase "brain cells are for squares" XD idk why
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LOL. Because your braincells have been zapped!
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This seems so... bitter.
I take it you weren't considered 'cool' in highschool.
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A lot of it is based off of retarded college-age kids who are more interested in getting shitfaced than an education. Or sleep. @_@
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You still seem oh so bitter~
I don't see what's so wrong with partying... unless there's a party-pooper in the corner complaining about anything and everything and refusing to join the fun or leave.
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the chance of getting raped... mugged... killed... backstabbed by friends... getting seriously sick... blood poisoning... getting suckered into drugs you don't want to do... do i need to go on? burnt out one too many braincells?
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Every possible activity has a danger.
Home alone? Maybe a thief will stop by. Or a rapist. Or a killer. Or you'll slip in your bathroom, bang your head against the sink and slowly bleed to death. Or get a food poisoning. Or a meteorite will hit you. Or someone might surprise bomb your city.
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because high risk of dumbfuckery and danger caused by blown logic due to excessive drinking is entirely comparable to low-risk random events.
next time, don't use hollow, poorly-executed excuses.
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"because high risk of dumbfuckery and danger caused by blown logic due to excessive drinking is entirely comparable to low-risk random events."
Ah, I see.
From your profile I see that you're from US, so I guess it applies to your country. When you ban drinking until 21, and then let the "young adults" off the leash with drinking, driving and living alone, you'll get trouble.
I personally live in a city with one of the best night lives in Europe, and we aren't nearly as strict as you guys.
Drinking is prohibited under 18, but if you're over 16 and not doing stupid shit, you're not likely to get punished for drinking. Parents aren't as strict in some terms (going out, drinking, sex) but are much more strict in other terms (school, work, privacy; eg. you're allowed to do more things but you have more responsibilities in return; also you need to be honest).
So our kids aren't as... irresponsible, I guess.
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....right. which city, which country. information with proof or i call bull.
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Belgrade, Serbia.
"Belgrade has a reputation for offering a vibrant nightlife, and many clubs that are open until dawn can be found throughout the city. The most recognizable nightlife features of Belgrade are the barges (splavovi) spread along the banks of the Sava and Danube Rivers."
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and i'm sorry, but i fail to see where living in a city with countless beerpits proves that your people are in any way impervious or resistant to being drunk dumb. unless i'm mistaken, europeans drink as much, if not more than americans. unless you're implying they've been drinking so much, they've developed tolerance for it. then that's kind of moot as it encourages them to drink even more in the pursuit of drunken buzz, gradually damaging themselves as a result. just not seeing the logic you're attempting here.
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just have to bring up something i noticed with your previous post while i look up- you seem to think only young people got drunk to the point of dumbfuckery. if it was that simple, much, much less people would be against drinking. unfortunately, countless adults drink themselves retarded as well. and not just in america, but your precious europe as well. america just has it worse due to a number of reasons.
and last time i checked, bad logic due to drunkenness is universal. non-americans aren't magically impervious to being shitfaced. so it's a little stupid to act high and mighty there. like a prostitute feeling superior to another because she has a couple less STD's. pardon me for the crude allusion, but you get the idea.
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You're clearly taken the way of "I'M RIGHT AND THERE CANNOT POSSIBLY BE AN ARGUMENT ABOUT THIS", so I'll leave you to your lonely, angry existence.
Good night.
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i see you've become massively butthurt now that i've called out your lack of proof and argument.
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then don't act like it or try to cop-out pathetically. signifies that you're butthurt and can't confront the argument.
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yaya you got the last say and therefor won 
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I did not decline being bitter.
Bah, the people who sit in the corner and whine are annoying. If someone doesn't want to go, don't go.
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