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L-coco — Upsides and Downsides: Age Regression
Published: 2012-09-23 21:26:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 12527; Favourites: 53; Downloads: 9
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Description The upsides and downsides to age regression.  
Imagine you woke up in your current setting, BUT, in the body of yourself as an infant. Here are the upsides and downsides

Downsides:
# 1: Can't talk: You can't speak your opinions, or tell people what you want to do. It would not be desireable.  
# 2: No bowl/bladder control: Well, this one speaks for itself, people have to change your diaper which could get very uncomfortable.  
# 3: No solid food: You can't eat or drink your favorite foods, depending on your age you might have to drink formula.  
# 4: Your thought process: The longer you're an infant, the more you think like one.

Example: 1 day after regression you would be thinking how to get out of this situation.
Example: 3 days after regression you would be thinking about your diaper, exploring, food, being loved, being left alone, etc............

# 5: No power whatsoever: As an infant you arent taken seriously, meaning you're talked to condescending, or in the third person.  
# 6: Can't express some emotions: As an infant you can't scream at someone, tell them you're sad, with those emotions you can only cry. Weather you're hungry,
thisty, sad, etc.......
# 7: You can't walk: As an infant you need people to do things for you, sice you don't have proper motor controls, so people need to move you, dress you,
etc.........   
# 8: Basic motor functions are disabled: You can't move whatsoever, well not whatsoever, but you get it.  
# 9: You can't feed yourself: Someone needs to feed you.  
# 10: You can't read: If you're a fan of reading, that sucks for you.
# 11: Time limit: If you stay like an infant for a long time, you'll completely stop having the thought process of your age and completely think like an infant.
You wont want to be chaged back, and be stuck like that. Even if you are changed back you'll still think like an infant and will take time to adjust.
# 12: Cloathing: Aside from diapers you're stuck with either pink, or blue cloathing. It's also probably uncomfortable.
# 13: Cribs: Along with not moving you're stuck in a cage while you sleep, and it's very hard. And depending on age you don't get a pillow or blanket.  

Upsides:
# 1: Adults are more forgiving: As a baby if you spill something, or break something you can't be blamed. Tv's, DVD players, DVD's, and Games can be replaced,
so long as you're cute, forgivable, and adorable.  
# 2: Chores arent a question: Since you have no motor control you can't do chores, or go to school, or be blamed. Essentially, you're irresponsible, and unreliable.
# 3: Discounts: If you and your friends go to a movie they only have to pay about three bucks.
# 4: You can't be yelled at: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
# 5: Making a scene is tollerable: If you're in the movies and you start crying you can't be blamed.
# 6: Thought process: When you first start out you'll be freaking out. But as time goes on you'll forget all about it.  
# 7: You're the spot light: Everyone finds you adorable, no matter what.  
# 8: Diapers: Every one has to clean you, and if they don't, well, they're dicks.
# 9: You're entertained easily: Bright colours and fast movement.
# 10: You're held constantly: People want to hold you, or play with you, you're just too adorable.
# 11: Peek-a-boo: Peek-a-boo!  
# 12: Minor discomfort: Due to minor discomfort you can wake anyone up.  
# 13: You can't talk: Due to this no one wants to hace pointless converstions with you.
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Comments: 63

SmokeSindel [2017-01-02 15:53:25 +0000 UTC]

I always thought strollers were a plus. Id rather be in a stroller being pushed to my destination then walk.

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Rb25 [2016-11-10 06:40:32 +0000 UTC]

The more of these I do the more I seem to lose my control

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Sierra-wolfy [2016-09-08 21:59:24 +0000 UTC]

What this to happen to me in rl so badly

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LightningStrike48 [2016-03-28 11:31:58 +0000 UTC]

So everything that happened to you as you grew up is gone with this? My parents better get ready for my full ADHD form.

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jd062900 [2014-10-07 03:49:08 +0000 UTC]

Very interesting topic. Interesting indeed

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Pr1nc30fT1d35 [2012-11-26 07:26:50 +0000 UTC]

I guess that makes total sense if you really are regressed to a size of an infant. I'd imagine what life might actually be like if it was possible. But don't you think that might break the laws of physics?

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L-coco In reply to Pr1nc30fT1d35 [2012-11-27 12:31:33 +0000 UTC]

Yes, yes it would

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Pr1nc30fT1d35 In reply to L-coco [2012-11-27 17:12:07 +0000 UTC]

Hmm...I guess that answers my point.

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L-coco In reply to Pr1nc30fT1d35 [2012-11-28 16:27:46 +0000 UTC]

Lol

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Pr1nc30fT1d35 In reply to L-coco [2012-11-28 17:06:34 +0000 UTC]

What's so funny?

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L-coco In reply to Pr1nc30fT1d35 [2012-11-30 13:37:14 +0000 UTC]

Nothing. I was just saying that to mind screw you

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Pr1nc30fT1d35 In reply to L-coco [2012-11-30 17:06:30 +0000 UTC]

LOL I guess that makes total sense.

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L-coco In reply to Pr1nc30fT1d35 [2012-12-01 23:42:33 +0000 UTC]

It makes all the sense in the world.

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Pr1nc30fT1d35 In reply to L-coco [2012-12-02 01:15:52 +0000 UTC]

Indeed.

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L-coco In reply to Pr1nc30fT1d35 [2012-12-06 17:52:47 +0000 UTC]

YES

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Pr1nc30fT1d35 In reply to L-coco [2012-12-07 04:41:44 +0000 UTC]

^_^

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L-coco In reply to Pr1nc30fT1d35 [2012-12-10 15:42:32 +0000 UTC]

You know it

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Pr1nc30fT1d35 In reply to L-coco [2012-12-10 17:10:26 +0000 UTC]

Right...

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L-coco In reply to Pr1nc30fT1d35 [2012-12-12 12:41:25 +0000 UTC]

though would you become age regressed?
to infancy?

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Pr1nc30fT1d35 In reply to L-coco [2012-12-12 16:58:58 +0000 UTC]

If at a certain point, yeah. Why you ask?

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L-coco In reply to Pr1nc30fT1d35 [2012-12-13 15:24:40 +0000 UTC]

Just wondering. To what point?

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Pr1nc30fT1d35 In reply to L-coco [2012-12-13 17:20:32 +0000 UTC]

Maybe if I pissed off somebody?

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L-coco In reply to Pr1nc30fT1d35 [2012-12-13 23:59:18 +0000 UTC]

Hmm.

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Pr1nc30fT1d35 In reply to L-coco [2012-12-14 04:38:01 +0000 UTC]

Well...so far, nothing I have done pissed me off.

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L-coco In reply to Pr1nc30fT1d35 [2012-12-14 15:26:15 +0000 UTC]

Hmm.

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Pr1nc30fT1d35 In reply to L-coco [2012-12-14 17:41:20 +0000 UTC]

Is something concerning you?

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L-coco In reply to Pr1nc30fT1d35 [2012-12-17 19:04:19 +0000 UTC]

no

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Pr1nc30fT1d35 In reply to L-coco [2012-12-17 19:08:18 +0000 UTC]

Okay. Just wanted to make sure.

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L-coco In reply to Pr1nc30fT1d35 [2012-12-18 15:37:34 +0000 UTC]

Indeed

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Pr1nc30fT1d35 In reply to L-coco [2012-12-18 16:53:26 +0000 UTC]

Okay...I guess that should be it then, I suppose?

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L-coco In reply to Pr1nc30fT1d35 [2012-12-19 15:28:14 +0000 UTC]

yes.

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Pr1nc30fT1d35 In reply to L-coco [2012-12-19 17:10:54 +0000 UTC]

Alrighty then.

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L-coco In reply to Pr1nc30fT1d35 [2012-12-20 15:24:53 +0000 UTC]

yes........

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Pr1nc30fT1d35 In reply to L-coco [2012-12-20 16:51:25 +0000 UTC]

^_^

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BludEngutz [2012-11-16 00:56:06 +0000 UTC]

Yes, this is so true.
I love this.

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L-coco In reply to BludEngutz [2012-11-16 16:39:17 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

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BludEngutz In reply to L-coco [2012-11-16 22:30:16 +0000 UTC]

np.

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L-coco In reply to BludEngutz [2012-11-19 16:00:00 +0000 UTC]

Awesome

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sim2007 [2012-09-23 22:00:52 +0000 UTC]

I don't know if I could go without reading, and it would definitely be difficult to be stuck with the mentality of an infant for the rest of your life... some things don't sound so bad, though. You don't have to go to school, no one is mean to you... it sounds nice in some ways.

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L-coco In reply to sim2007 [2012-09-23 23:09:13 +0000 UTC]

Somethings, like bacon, I couldn't go without. Yeah, some of it is nice, but if you were stuck as an infant for so long and had the mentality of one it would age as you aged

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sim2007 In reply to L-coco [2012-09-23 23:47:07 +0000 UTC]

XD Well... if you ever turn into an infant, Izzak, I will blend bacon up for you so you can still eat it even though you don't have teeth.

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L-coco In reply to sim2007 [2012-09-24 16:18:16 +0000 UTC]

Awww, thanks, and If you ever get turned into an infant I will read to you

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sim2007 In reply to L-coco [2012-09-24 23:11:59 +0000 UTC]

Awwww! You are so kind! Thank you!

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L-coco In reply to sim2007 [2012-09-25 11:36:47 +0000 UTC]

Imagine though, if we both were to the same age, at the same time.

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sim2007 In reply to L-coco [2012-09-25 15:40:19 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm.... then we're both in trouble. XD
Right now, you're older than me. But if we both transform into infants at the exact same time, we could work together to figure something out.

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L-coco In reply to sim2007 [2012-09-25 21:36:10 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, but we wouldn't have the motor skills. So we'd have to wait a while. And if we aged at the same time our mental ages would regress. The when it cought up, we'd be, what, five months? And then we wouldn't have the memory to remember anything. So, wouldn't we just become brother and sister? Or have a relationship like that.

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sim2007 In reply to L-coco [2012-09-25 21:46:54 +0000 UTC]

I don't really know... all I can say is that I'm glad that hasn't happened.

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L-coco In reply to sim2007 [2012-09-25 22:17:08 +0000 UTC]

Yeah me to.

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sim2007 In reply to L-coco [2012-09-25 22:36:45 +0000 UTC]

You're like my best friend, it would be unimaginable not being able to talk with you anymore.

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L-coco In reply to sim2007 [2012-09-26 11:37:09 +0000 UTC]

Awww, thanks. It would be hard not talking to you anymore either.

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