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Description They are one...yet they are many...
From a legend they started...and unto a legend they evolve...
1 Leader...
2 Generals...
2 Commanders...
An army of more than 100...
30 Specially selected soldiers...
1 Unlucky Chronicler...

I took it upon myself, to write down all available information on them. In an effort to exploit a weakness...But the more I studied them, the more I got assimilated...And in the end, the 5 Commands of the Family recruited me unto their ranks...as the Army's Chronicler...But I saw the other side...The atrocities...Everything...But I can't leave...No one can...I am now part of the army...Forever!

Compared to them, the Clone Army is but a pale comparison. To them, the Dalek army is nothing but a fleeting dream.
To them...the Internet shall bow...

You wake one...you wake them all!

Now...is the grand time of...The Scout Family Army!!!

...Surrender or Run...and for your lives's sake, I suggest you do the later...

Mission file Update - The proud Leader of the army send me on a top secret mission these days. Now that it is finished, I can fully reveal it's purpose: it was a recruit mission, to enchance the power of the army and round up as much scout members who operate on their own as I can, and have them join our headquarters. The mission was more than a success. 65 new members joined us and 5 special scouts have joined the Elite 30, who are now renamed to the 35th Battalion.
Current number of active soldiers: 255

Final Note: A new mission has been assigned to me now, by the 5 Generals themselves. I can't reveal information of it, but it will be a while before you hear again from your Chronicler, guys.

Labouka, Chronicler, OUT!!!
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Comments: 44

djthedomesticcat [2013-03-29 07:05:03 +0000 UTC]

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labouka In reply to djthedomesticcat [2013-03-29 22:32:49 +0000 UTC]

Sorry mate, but I run out of space there. Worry not, though. If you just leave me your Data File (AKA, an image of your Scoot), I can easily add your name to the future recruits I am making.

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thebannanaking [2013-03-26 12:20:53 +0000 UTC]

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labouka In reply to thebannanaking [2013-03-26 15:25:22 +0000 UTC]

IKR? XD

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bilao-13 [2013-03-25 22:34:48 +0000 UTC]

I'm on it

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labouka In reply to bilao-13 [2013-03-26 09:47:52 +0000 UTC]

Heyo fellow Scoot warrior. Nice to see more and more of the members I noted on this chart.

Make yourself at home, in the headquarters. Pack up your stuff and enjoy. XD

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bilao-13 In reply to labouka [2013-03-26 21:36:09 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! Do you have 3D movies here? xD

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labouka In reply to bilao-13 [2013-03-27 11:22:11 +0000 UTC]

Well, I believe the cinema we have around here (behind the cocktail bar, just outside the headquarter's toilets)would definitely have some 3D movies coming up.

The manager of the cinema, Scoot Sparrow, should probably know more of the cinema's movie program. You should ask him. XD

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Via12345 [2013-03-18 17:35:29 +0000 UTC]

ah yes. perrrfict i c u put in my first scout "hill bell farm scout" and my fav "electrofapper scout" also did u put all mine on one side cause i c one that iv may not of seen! its "very Russian scout"on your left corner 4 over 6 down!?

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labouka In reply to Via12345 [2013-03-19 11:17:02 +0000 UTC]

The placement was done completely randomly. All yours just happened to be added in that order, while that poor very Russian Scoot was addedmuch earlier than the rest. XD

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Via12345 In reply to labouka [2013-03-19 16:48:31 +0000 UTC]

ah so u did have one of mine in there first!

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labouka In reply to Via12345 [2013-03-19 19:13:33 +0000 UTC]

Yep.

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TakarasAsylum [2013-03-14 19:32:22 +0000 UTC]

Scout Ketchum is up there! But...it's not me. Oh well. Onward to make a name for myself among the Scout army!

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Via12345 In reply to TakarasAsylum [2013-03-16 21:36:04 +0000 UTC]

yea i here ya... or r they? stay tooned :3 cause now we wate

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labouka In reply to TakarasAsylum [2013-03-15 18:19:43 +0000 UTC]

Kind advice, you might just go ahead and use one of the ones that are already on that list. Too busy to re-edit the whole image to add new members right now, sorry. XD

If you want some help with picking one, a few of them I picked from knowyourmeme.com. These seem like they don't have a proper owner, so just pick one from these. XD

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TakarasAsylum In reply to labouka [2013-03-15 19:43:25 +0000 UTC]

Oh, you reference knowyourmeme.com? Well I'll be; I'm not the only one.
Sorry that I sounded like I was, but I didn't mean that you should go out of your way to add my avatar. After all, it would mess up the order of the picture, and seeing Ash twice would be a bit odd.
I really like a few that I've found on the Derp Scout article on KYM, but I'm hesitant to change it, being how I'm at the end of a chain of comments way back when [link] . Since then, however, I've failed to make a reasonable impression. But as I stated earlier, I refuse to give up! I shall bring pride to the army!

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labouka In reply to TakarasAsylum [2013-03-16 00:09:15 +0000 UTC]

The Army eagerly awaits to see results from you, friend.

I might throw in a recommendation file for you in the generals, for the upcoming mission.

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TakarasAsylum In reply to labouka [2013-03-16 15:39:41 +0000 UTC]

A...recommendation?! Thank you so much, sir!

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labouka In reply to TakarasAsylum [2013-03-16 21:19:58 +0000 UTC]

You are also in a heap of luck, my friend, as the great leader of the army and his 4 generals have send me on a top secret mission to recruit more members to our cause.

If you want, give me your information file (aka, your scout avatar), so I can add you on my Chronicle Scoot Wall as well.

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TakarasAsylum In reply to labouka [2013-03-16 22:48:18 +0000 UTC]

Here's the avatar Sir Bossman created for me: [link]
Are you sure I am notable enough for your wall?

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labouka In reply to TakarasAsylum [2013-03-16 23:34:56 +0000 UTC]

With freaking Ash? Hell yea you are.

Only problem is that I already got an Ash Scoot in the wall. I could switch it with Bossman's version, but the resizing is kinda an iffy business for me. XD

So, for quality reasons, I am leaning towards keeping the Ash Scoot I already have. Of course, I can always do the resize, anyway, it just won't look too good.

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TakarasAsylum In reply to labouka [2013-03-17 00:31:35 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, that makes sense. No point putting the same character twice or to simply replace it, especially if it won't even look good. Besides, that'll mean less editing for you to do.
Thanks for considering, anyway.

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labouka In reply to TakarasAsylum [2013-03-17 01:30:08 +0000 UTC]

You can always send me a different one, if you want.

I reserved a place for ya. And it's on the 30 Special Selected Scoots. These 30 are considered the best of the army. The hand-picked forces of the 5 Generals. Leader Original Scout said that since we need Bossman, the founder himself, to run our new base, only the co-founder would be best to enter that rank of the army.

So, prepare your presentation file and let me know, my friend.
The Generals expect the best work from you. ;D

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TakarasAsylum In reply to labouka [2013-03-17 17:43:04 +0000 UTC]

That's a very kind service you've done for me.
I suppose this scout is a more suitable file to present: [link]

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labouka In reply to TakarasAsylum [2013-03-18 10:02:23 +0000 UTC]

Welcome, officially, to the army, soldier. The Elite 30 (as the special ops of the army are called)expect great results from you. Serve the Leader and the 5 Generals and stand up to your stature.

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TakarasAsylum In reply to labouka [2013-03-18 20:19:04 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, sir!

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labouka In reply to TakarasAsylum [2013-03-19 11:18:49 +0000 UTC]

No prob.

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MOK-AXE [2013-03-14 04:55:23 +0000 UTC]

I'm there

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labouka In reply to MOK-AXE [2013-03-14 05:06:12 +0000 UTC]

Ah, welcome aboard fellow scoot warrior. Leave your stuff on your room, go in the registry (my office) to add your name to the catalogue. Let me give you a tour around here:

This building at the far end is the ammunitions...all the weapons you might need for the invasion...

Right next to the entrance is the rest room. You can hang around there with your fellow Scoot warriors.

At the left of the gym is the restaurant, for when you want to nibble on something.

And right next to the ammunitions is the command center, where glorious leader Real-Life Scout and his 4 generals, Original Scoot, Hitler Scoot, Devil Scoot and Demon Scoot reside and discuss attack plans. You might be finding me there most of the time, since I am forced to partake in these meetings.

Now, what is your name and type of Scoot, my boy?

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Via12345 [2013-03-13 04:00:02 +0000 UTC]

dame none of the ones i made..[link] i got a group for this and everything![link]

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labouka In reply to Via12345 [2013-03-14 04:52:22 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, nice group you have there, mate.

I believe it is a perfect place to set up as a base for the army. After all, the troups need a place to their own, after each succefful attack on the attack targets (like Youtube). XD

As for the Scoots you made and I did not include, I must say that I mostly roamed Youtube and hunted profile pictures for this collab. It was the only place which had the appropriate size of the avatars. It never even occured to me that dA could have a wealthy collection of them. XD

Still though, finding 196 Scout avatars JUST in youtube more than shows the success of this army. XD

For the record, me being the unlucky chronicler, I can't say I will be mostly taking part in all this (because I also don't have a YT account), other than enjoying what the rest do. XD

(My Scoot is the Space Scoot. The one at the middle bottom with the giant Space Core eyes. XD)

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Via12345 In reply to labouka [2013-03-15 17:41:51 +0000 UTC]

hell if u want u can join the group and tell the other scouts cause together were strong!.. and stuff

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labouka In reply to Via12345 [2013-03-15 18:24:16 +0000 UTC]

I would be glad to!

...except, how do I join a group? Some help, please? XD

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Via12345 In reply to labouka [2013-03-15 22:58:36 +0000 UTC]

no prob i run da thing :3

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labouka In reply to Via12345 [2013-03-16 00:11:44 +0000 UTC]

Ah, good then, my friend. And I was wondering why that key pass I had for the headquarters did not work. XD

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Via12345 In reply to labouka [2013-03-16 01:30:23 +0000 UTC]

mm yes i could use more people like u sooo WE CAN ROOLE THE INTERNETS MOOHAHAH!

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labouka In reply to Via12345 [2013-03-16 10:44:02 +0000 UTC]

I'm afraid I can only offer bureaucratic services. Fighting is not my thing.

I can, though take care of everything the army might need. From information to training, to proper equipment and necessary noting of the actions of the army.

As said to the proud co-founder of our new dA base, Mr. Takaras, someone in this invasion must remain sane so that an army of such might is efficient.

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Via12345 In reply to labouka [2013-03-16 15:42:33 +0000 UTC]

ah yes im make attack plans as we speek on the group log, be sure to tell me where there is othere places so everyone can know!

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labouka In reply to Via12345 [2013-03-16 21:16:59 +0000 UTC]

Latest info: The proud leader of the army, Original Scout, and his 4 generals have send me into a new top secret recruit mission, to increase the army's numbers.

Seeing as you have some Scoots in your place, I think it would be a shame for them to not properly join the army, no?

With your permission, I shall add these Scoots of yours to my Chronicle Scoot Wall, where all the official members of the army are listed.

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Via12345 In reply to labouka [2013-03-16 21:26:39 +0000 UTC]

YES.. yes u may reporting for duty!!

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Ipod555 [2013-02-27 13:54:01 +0000 UTC]

Fucking scout army

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY?!

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labouka In reply to Ipod555 [2013-02-28 17:11:54 +0000 UTC]

Because it's time to execute Order 66! >:3

MWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! >D

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BlackMage1234 [2013-02-23 00:03:18 +0000 UTC]

I gotta ask. Who *is* that person on the top?

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labouka In reply to BlackMage1234 [2013-02-23 00:17:27 +0000 UTC]

Probably, as the youtube member says, a "real-life Scout". Apparently, he is the de-facto leader of the Army, for obvious reason. Now, if you are asking for who he *actually* is, this none can know. XD

Only his unquestionable leadership over the grandest internet army ever is known for sure. >:3

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