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Oh, her? That’s Miranda. What? She’s fine, why do you ask? That’s a good question - where *is* her head again? Oh yeah, it’s in a box somewhere. Listen, I don’t remember where I put the box after I decapitated her. It’s *not* a big deal! Miranda has only been like that for a couple days. Okay, it’s actually been like, a whole week.

No, I’m not giving it back! We had a bet over the divisional game and we *both* wagered our heads on it. Oh, yeah, *suuure* she would have given my head back to me, yeah, okay. Tell that to Tiffany!

Oh, I dunno. She’s walked around a good bit. She’s remembered to change her clothes and I *think* she sleeps. Hey, I told her to order a new head online - or at least a mind collar - before I sliced her head off. I have no idea wether she did or not. That’s Miranda’s problem, not mine. I happen to enjoy the quiet and watching her stumble around like that, I’m not gonna change that.

So, the championship game is coming up tomorrow, right? Wanna make a bet?

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Description
Oh, her? That’s Miranda. What? She’s fine, why do you ask? That’s a good question - where *is* her head again? Oh yeah, it’s in a box somewhere. Listen, I don’t remember where I put the box after I decapitated her. It’s *not* a big deal! Miranda has only been like that for a couple days. Okay, it’s actually been like, a whole week.

No, I’m not giving it back! We had a bet over the divisional game and we *both* wagered our heads on it. Oh, yeah, *suuure* she would have given my head back to me, yeah, okay. Tell that to Tiffany!

Oh, I dunno. She’s walked around a good bit. She’s remembered to change her clothes and I *think* she sleeps. Hey, I told her to order a new head online - or at least a mind collar - before I sliced her head off. I have no idea wether she did or not. That’s Miranda’s problem, not mine. I happen to enjoy the quiet and watching her stumble around like that, I’m not gonna change that.

So, the championship game is coming up tomorrow, right? Wanna make a bet?

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Patreon.com/LackingCPU for more manips that haven’t shown up here (and a few that never will)