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Published: 2016-01-13 22:21:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 1284; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 0
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Description so I had the urge to draw chibis of some of my animal fan characters!

first is Snailstep, my Warriors version of my persona... she's a shadowclan medicine cat 

and then theres Songbird, my watership down TV series FC who is Silverweeds twin sister who loves Fiver. 

and then theres Thorn, my other little WSD FC who is a mystic, Fivers apprentice, and Silverweeds crush i imagine she's a little bit chubby and tom boyish. she likes rough housing and spending time by herself. 

I don't have much to say except i really don't like Thorns coloring... i imagine her to be a light dusty brown, but i didn't really have that color in marker. 

art and charactes (C) Lear-is-not-amused  

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Comments: 57

Gnewi [2016-01-14 10:16:24 +0000 UTC]

Awww!!! They are so cute! Even if her coloring is off... I really like Thorn. Those eyes! Those ears!

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Lear-is-not-amused In reply to Gnewi [2016-01-14 23:04:56 +0000 UTC]

everyone likes thorn except me!

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Gnewi In reply to Lear-is-not-amused [2016-01-15 13:41:48 +0000 UTC]

I guess, reading the comments, that does seem to be the case doesn't it.

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Lear-is-not-amused In reply to Gnewi [2016-01-15 17:16:48 +0000 UTC]

yeah pretty much XD the fates are against me!

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Gnewi In reply to Lear-is-not-amused [2016-01-20 00:12:24 +0000 UTC]

Lol! They are!

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Sleyf [2016-01-14 06:43:52 +0000 UTC]

They're so cute, Thorn is my favorite Thoth, she looks like a bean!

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Lear-is-not-amused In reply to Sleyf [2016-01-14 06:48:47 +0000 UTC]

lol i like her least in this though, the cat is cuter... and so is songbird... but she is a chubby little bean

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Sleyf In reply to Lear-is-not-amused [2016-01-14 06:54:58 +0000 UTC]

Nah I think she's cuter! Songbird is more regal, and Snailstep tools like someone annoyed her *grump face*

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Lear-is-not-amused In reply to Sleyf [2016-01-14 06:56:42 +0000 UTC]

well, thorn is my favorite WSD character cause she's gruff and spunky lol but i don't think Songbird is regal all that much... lol Snailstep always looks like that

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Sleyf In reply to Lear-is-not-amused [2016-01-14 07:11:53 +0000 UTC]

She just looks regal then as she's tall and thin
*cat death-glare*

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Lear-is-not-amused In reply to Sleyf [2016-01-14 07:15:45 +0000 UTC]

lol is that what Yianis thinks of himself? lol Rook wants to be in on that too! *lounges over Yianis wheelchair* "I'm taller and thinner than you so of course i'm regaler" 

*hiss and fluffs up in disgruntlement* 

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Sleyf In reply to Lear-is-not-amused [2016-01-14 07:58:47 +0000 UTC]

"No you're not, you don't hold yourself in a regal manner" imagine they one day try to make a toff of Rook

*squashes down in a mad little ball of cat-hatred*

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Lear-is-not-amused In reply to Sleyf [2016-01-14 16:53:46 +0000 UTC]

*airy posh laugh* "are you questioning me peasant? I'm regal so any way I hold myself is a regal manner! The nerve of the common folk these days."

Lear: "rook, don't harass lord Erimway."

She's not quite that upset to feel hatred!

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Sleyf In reply to Lear-is-not-amused [2016-01-15 21:08:21 +0000 UTC]

"The nerve indeed!" *eyeballs him* " you have yet to perfect looking down your nose as though your nostrils are in fact your eyeballs"

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Lear-is-not-amused In reply to Sleyf [2016-01-15 23:16:20 +0000 UTC]

*looks at him down nose * "like this you mean? I am perfection incarnate sir do not criticize me!"

Lear: "I think this is a really dumb conversation and therefore will find Sandwell so he can join in."

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Sleyf In reply to Lear-is-not-amused [2016-01-16 18:40:40 +0000 UTC]

"Perfect Sir, perfect! We'll make a posh hobnob of you yet. Now let me hear your nasal laugh"

*has no idea Lear is gone as this is too exciting an activity* its almost like the prince and the pauper 

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Lear-is-not-amused In reply to Sleyf [2016-01-17 05:00:46 +0000 UTC]

*imitates a perfect horse laugh* 

yeahhh give them a few minutes and they won't be able to be told apart *Rook takes over Yianis's life and identity, by the time Lear comes back and she takes the wrong man home* 

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Sleyf In reply to Lear-is-not-amused [2016-01-17 05:19:23 +0000 UTC]

"astounding, better than mine and I've practiced it for years. Are you sure you don't have some blue blood in you somewhere?"

Lol *Yianis goes off to work in the bakery, squealing - no one notices he's in a wheelchair and Lord Erimway has suddenly recovered the use of his legs

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Lear-is-not-amused In reply to Sleyf [2016-01-17 05:31:30 +0000 UTC]

"are you questioning my lineage? I do not need to defend myself sir!" *puffs up and tosses head with a dramatic nostril flare* 

*in the meantime, Rook makes a far better Lord Erimway and makes Lear fall madly in love with him... Petrish is however not convinced as her Tirellius instincts are picking up the scent of an imposter, even if it acts and looks like her brother* 

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Sleyf In reply to Lear-is-not-amused [2016-01-17 05:54:38 +0000 UTC]

"uhhi...no I was just um...asking... "

Lol wow! *Yianis is afraid of Petrish and begins to live in fear of sleeping lest she smother him*

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Lear-is-not-amused In reply to Sleyf [2016-01-17 06:09:01 +0000 UTC]

"why should you ask if i'm obviously of a pure and noble blood line?" 

*presses rolling pin to his throat* "what did you do to my brother you imposter?" 

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Sleyf In reply to Lear-is-not-amused [2016-01-17 06:17:02 +0000 UTC]

*realises he created a monster now and regrets it*

*splutters* "what are you talking about you daft hen, it's me, Rook! I am your brother!" *high pitched squeal*

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Lear-is-not-amused In reply to Sleyf [2016-01-17 06:41:16 +0000 UTC]

Not that hard since Rook is a good actor anyway lol

*Rook is fully in character now and does what he has interpreted his character to do*
"O'Beann I believe it's time we discussed our relationship. Seeing as I'm a rich nobleman with high expectations from both myself and my colleagues I have come to the conclusion that I can do much better. You'd do much better with an ugly commoner with no aspirations in life. Now scuttle off and find him so I can find the beautiful rich woman I deserve"

Lear: "oh... But I thought... Nevermind." *leaves*

*petrish growls and pushes the rolling pin down harder* "cut the sharade buster. If you're really rook you'll be able to pull off all the dance numbers we rehearsed for acting troupe tomorrow. So well find out for sure then."

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Sleyf In reply to Lear-is-not-amused [2016-01-17 08:25:44 +0000 UTC]

And that's how Lear bumps back into the real Yianis at the bakery, who is sweating over tomorrow and how he doesn't know the dance moves and  doesn't want to be scalped!
"We need to fix this mess now before I am murdered!  How is Rook faring in my place?  I assume you camping out in the stables can only mean he's been corrupted by power.  I should have known better, I gave him too much too soon, he can't handle it! We need to do something!!!"

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Lear-is-not-amused In reply to Sleyf [2016-01-17 16:46:19 +0000 UTC]

"wait... so you don't want to break up? but more importantly, why would you switch places and let someone take over your life in the first place?" 

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Sleyf In reply to Lear-is-not-amused [2016-01-17 18:45:02 +0000 UTC]

"No! When did the real me say that? I thought it would be fun, and I viewed it as my contribution to charity for the year!" 

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Lear-is-not-amused In reply to Sleyf [2016-01-17 20:53:06 +0000 UTC]

"but i thought that was the real you... but now you're over here working in the bakery... I don't see how that counts as charity, but I think the problem is Rook has been in character too deep for too long... so we need to get Petrish to snap him out of it." 

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Sleyf In reply to Lear-is-not-amused [2016-01-18 08:45:17 +0000 UTC]

"You couldn't tell it wasn't me??? I thought soul mates were meant to be able to tell when they were faced with an imposter! Allowing a pauper to experience the rich life is charity, but clearly he's enjoying it TOO much.  Oh that shouldn't be too difficult, she's around here somewhere threatening me!" *high pitched rook-in-danger screech*

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Lear-is-not-amused In reply to Sleyf [2016-01-18 16:49:54 +0000 UTC]

*eyes sparkle* "you think we're soul mates? and well, i kind of felt something was a little weird... like the fact you could walk again... but i figured it would be rude to mention it. besides, he's was acting like a pompous horse patoot, so who was i to question?" 

*Petrish crashes through the door* 

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Sleyf In reply to Lear-is-not-amused [2016-01-19 09:19:22 +0000 UTC]

*Awkwardness for saying that out loud* "Well anyway...now that Petrish is here...we need your help, your brother - the real one- has gone mad with power!"

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Lear-is-not-amused In reply to Sleyf [2016-01-19 14:44:34 +0000 UTC]

*Lear looks a little happier*
*petrish squints suspiciously* "oh really? that so? where is he then?" 

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Sleyf In reply to Lear-is-not-amused [2016-01-19 19:18:45 +0000 UTC]

*points towards the mansion where the snooty horse-nasal-laughter of despotism is coming from*

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Lear-is-not-amused In reply to Sleyf [2016-01-20 01:31:55 +0000 UTC]

*Petrish rolls up her sleeves and starts marching towards the sound* 

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Sleyf In reply to Lear-is-not-amused [2016-01-20 05:00:46 +0000 UTC]

*they follow at a safe distance*

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Lear-is-not-amused In reply to Sleyf [2016-01-20 05:11:39 +0000 UTC]

*petrish breaks into a sprint and vaults over their tall brick gate* 

oh my gosh i found the perfect cartoon episode for the Erimways kisscartoon.me/Cartoon/Gravity…

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Sleyf In reply to Lear-is-not-amused [2016-01-20 06:19:34 +0000 UTC]

"oh my gosh, how did she do that!"

Lol "the riffraff are in!"
But really the jab at the "used to be history" channel made me laugh. Too true, too true.

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Lear-is-not-amused In reply to Sleyf [2016-01-20 15:08:57 +0000 UTC]

"Petrish power is how." *Lear gazes at her in admiration* "guess we'll have to wait out here until she lets us i-
*rook goes soaring over the gate and crashes into the bushes* "oh look, she did it." 

XD I kind of lost it at the "snobby laughter" bit. 
oh i totally missed that!

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Sleyf In reply to Lear-is-not-amused [2016-01-23 17:52:18 +0000 UTC]

"Great! Now open the gate and let me back into my house!" *wheels past Rook without even stopping*

Oh yeah lol I laughed at that too! There was much I laughed at

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Lear-is-not-amused In reply to Sleyf [2016-01-23 19:19:49 +0000 UTC]

*Lear digs in the bushes and checks that Rook is still breathing before glancing at the garden wall* "um... I don't know if i can climb up there to be honest... but I'll try."

*Petrish simply vaults over the gate again* "right, I'll just take him home now." *throws her unconcious brother over her shoulder and makes her way down the road, marching with purpose* 

theres a lot of things in that show that cracked me up. 

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Sleyf In reply to Lear-is-not-amused [2016-01-25 16:40:18 +0000 UTC]

"I was TALKING to Petrish who WAS already in the house but failed to use the main gate entering or exiting! Now how will we get in, the servants will never hear us yelling from way down out here! And they have strict instruction to set the dogs loose on riffraff or door-to-door salesmen!" *flops dramatically in wheelchair* "I'll be forced to live as a transient now! Or worse, I'll have to camp out at your house!" (He obviously doesn't think thats as bad as he makes out, hes just covering over his slip up earlier when he declared the soul mate thing)

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Lear-is-not-amused In reply to Sleyf [2016-01-25 18:38:09 +0000 UTC]

"Why didn't you have an extra key with you, or install a gate intercom? and the dogs didn't attack Petrish..." *gazes after them* "to be honest I wasn't going to invite you to my house anyway, you're the last person i want as a houseguest. maybe Rook has a key on him. if not you could kip out at the hat shop and send a letter to your address for one of your servants or something. just don't expect me to bring you any food, i doubt you'd appreciate it." 

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Sleyf In reply to Lear-is-not-amused [2016-01-26 10:11:41 +0000 UTC]

"Why would I need an extra key, there's always servants there to let me in! i can only imagine the dogs were too slow to catch up..." *sticks nose in the air* "Don't worry, I won't, I'll just get the fireman to scale the wall and inform the servants, this is an emergency after all, and he'd be rescuing a citizen, I'll be giving him an ounce of glory! Then i'll drop by the newspaper office and sell my story - embellished of course - to that reporter - THEN, if I'm feeling extra generous i'll stop by the police station and say I was abducted and locked out of my house - I'm providing occupation!" *heads on down there*

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Lear-is-not-amused In reply to Sleyf [2016-01-26 14:21:30 +0000 UTC]

"Yianis you can't rely on your servants for everything, or you'll end up in more situations like this! and why do you need to make a production out of this?!" *runs and blocks him, getting a grip on his wheels to stop him* "you can't do that! Rook and the tirelius's might get arrested! that one police man has it out for them and will make their lives worse! they might even lose their livelihood if they don't get arrested because people will think they're kidnappers! you'll be hurting innocent people thanks to you and Rooks stupidity! how is that even fair?!" 

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Sleyf In reply to Lear-is-not-amused [2016-01-27 06:07:39 +0000 UTC]

"But I'm rich, that's what servants are for! What other occupation would they have if not pandering to my needs?" *pulls on wheels to try to overpower her* "alright alright I guess you have a point, they did treat me alright when I was there, but only because they thought I was Rook. What do you suggest then? The portal thing will take too long! And if I'm missing too long the staff will start to panic with no one telling them what to do!"

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Lear-is-not-amused In reply to Sleyf [2016-01-27 06:26:21 +0000 UTC]

*keeps a tight grip and locks legs so they wont' budge* 
"something tells me your servants are doing just fine without you. no doubt they're enjoying a much needed break from you . does it ever occur to you that your servants are actually in charge of you if you're so completely helpless without them? the tirellius's would have treated you fine as yourself if you'd been polite and civil with them, hard as that is for you i'm sure! I suggest you find a public phone or something! I know the police station has one." (yes they had phones in this time period) a.1stdibscdn.com/archivesE/upl…  

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Sleyf In reply to Lear-is-not-amused [2016-01-31 06:42:07 +0000 UTC]

*back at the manor the servants are panicking and anarchy runs rampant through the corridors*
"well that's not true, I'm not completely helpless, I can still wheel myself around and feed myself! I believe I WAS polite and civil, you weren't even there to judge. I'll handle this alone thank you very much!" *wheels off, now I'm annoyance* (yes I imagine though that few people had one at the time, though the manor would.)

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Lear-is-not-amused In reply to Sleyf [2016-01-31 16:13:06 +0000 UTC]

you know i kind of imagine that ther servants are also very snobby and old school about things... like they don't approve when Yianis marries Lear because she's not old money and she's not an elegant lady. not like they do anything, they just turn up their noses and whisper about her absurdities to themselves.

"i'm talking about the fact you can't cook your own food, wash your own clothes, and open your own gate, not your ability to lift a silver spoon! Yianis i know your version of Polite and civil it comes off as really pompous and impertinent at times." *shrugs* "fine then. I promised Zantair i'd meet him five minutes ago, and i'm late." 
(i think public buildings would have them too) 

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Sleyf In reply to Lear-is-not-amused [2016-02-01 07:49:42 +0000 UTC]

I imagine the servants to come from a long line of servants and thus have, yes, snobbery and pride, they see themselves as part of the family, especially the butler

*Ignores her comment, especially the one about meeting Zantair* he'll show her, he can do it allll alone! He's a grown man for heaven's sake!
*Wheels off to the police station and orders them around - to which they all stare at him in judging silence*
"The police phone is for emergencies only and if sir is talking on it, sir could be blocking an important call coming through!"
I imagine he would then start arguing over the frequency of crime in Hattersville, and get Bowen started on his extensive historic statistics *everyone groans* - he has no time for this! *attempts to wrestle the phone to his ear*
Oh no he di'ant!

And thus he ended up in the cells (with Ma Peabody who is staying there while her sons/nephews I can't remember, are away at an undertaker's convention for the week)
Cool off in the cells, delinquent!
Oh pardon, they meant "Lord" delinquent *roll off laughing* - Bowen is going on patrol, his vigilence now rekindled after he was reminded of the terrible crimes that could be befalling the good citizens of Hattersville right now.  Henri is off to meet Rook and Patrish for his evening off, and Armand is MEANT to be manning the station but probably slipped out for a bite to eat and magically got lost in Widow Dinkle's special room.

Poor Yianis is all alone with Ma Peabody - who has done nothing but complain and is now occupying two thirds of the cell and threatening to relax fully (and take over the remaining third) as she is an advocate of having an earl night's sleep so she can be fresh-faced and youthful in the morning

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Lear-is-not-amused In reply to Sleyf [2016-02-05 16:17:41 +0000 UTC]

lol yes exactly thats how i was seeing it. I imagine the butler especially is very old fashioned and its horrified by the new familiarity of these newbie butlers. its not proper! one simply must, subtly imply that the master should do something, not directly say it! and give their choice in company and mates a quiet disapproval slightly passive aggressive hints. 

sure he's a grown man, whatever *prances off with Zantair and Toinette* 
oh lord XD i'm liking this, write it sometime please! 

I imagine him trying to break out before he is suffocated... though bad form putting a crippled man into prison for wanting to use the phone! XD not like yianis would use that to earn pity. lol how ever will he escape? 
Ma peabody can't fit into a bathtub and takes her bath in the lake... causing a drought because of her bulk displacing all of the water. so she can only bathe once every several months. so i hope Yianis can stand the smell. 

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Sleyf In reply to Lear-is-not-amused [2016-02-14 09:23:45 +0000 UTC]

He's the only butler in the house, but he hears such terrible things...
Yes indeed, but not to the point where it starts feeling like Lear is being attacked by everyone, that'd just turn it depressing

*throws a silent grown-man-tantrum*
Lol I have to!

He'd be yelling for help but you know...no one is there...
The law does not discriminate! Invalid criminals are still criminals! *clamps the wheel of his wheelchair* he clearly assaulted an officer, they all saw him run over Bowen's toe! And was making illegal use of police property...yeah.
I kind of thought someone would rescue him lol, like Lear and Zantair...*yells out the little grill window at them like in those Old Westerns*
Lol, the lake is off limits to the public on that day, for their own safety.  You know what that reminded me of though for some odd reason. Have you seen that Goofy cartoon where he works in a circus and looks after this elephant called Dolorous? www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiHUFT… the song he sings lol, dum dum dum dum daa Doloious!
They have yet to escort her to the lake...who knew the police ran a nanny-service too, maybe she's Bowen's auntie too lol

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