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Description $- A title that commands respect, such as "Sir," "Duke," or "Bass Master." Also: ', @, ^, #, %, and +

Adoptee- A subspecies of deviant, which attach themselves to larger predators, much like remoras or temporary tattoos.

Anime- One of the most thriving, fastest-growing religions in the world today.

Avatar- The tiny, tiny window in the computer screen, though which a deviant may look at the outside world.

Community- A safe haven where like minds can gather, free from the prying and oppressive eyes of the outside world, to talk about how sexy Jack Sparrow is.

Constructive criticism- Any comment that does not involve the words "dood," "teh," "poop" or "gay." Any replies made to constructive criticism will contain all four.

Dark Art- Pictures of various pale women with too much eye makeup. May or may not be bleeding from somewhere.

Deviant- Once thought to exist only in myth, the wild deviant has recently been found thriving in various parts of the world, wherever internet connections can be found. Recognizable by its ink-stained fingers and pale, sun starved skin, it subsists on a strict diet of coffee, ramen, bagels and pocky. Although useless for domestication, (when not drawing, photographing or writing they go into periods of deep hibernation,) they can easily be tamed with prints and false promises of oral sex.

Deviations- The offspring of deviants. See scourge upon humanity.

Emoticon- A reasonable substitute for feeling.

Fanart- A one-way ticket to commentsville, with regular stops at favland. See popularity.

Fav- A sexual act, derived from the word "fuck." Different from it's predecessor in that the role of the powerful lies in the person who seduces and then "gets faved," as opposed to the one who "favs." Like fucking, faving is most commonly associated with the charming and the beautiful, or at least something with big tits on it.

Flame- See constructive criticism. See also what I'm going to receive for writing this.

Forum- A place deviants go to complain how much they hate the forum.

Full view- A way to see each piece as the artist truly intended it- blown up to the point where the character's left nostril fills the entire screen.

Furries- Human/animal hybrids, a result of bored mad scientists running around DeviantART.

Journal- A tiny box where millions of avatars are stored.

Poem- A string of words with irregular spacing. By nature, the words "blood," "rose," "drug," "blade," "dream," "soul," "ice," "rain" and "crimson tears" must be in every poem.

Popularity- A quality that each deviant despises in everyone but themselves.

Prose- A poem with the line breaks removed.

Scourge Upon Humanity- An artist or writer with no sense of humor.

Screenshot- A way of capturing that one, special moment before the dragon bites your laptop in two.

Whore- One who admits to wanting attention.

WTF- After 'round the clock research, our team of archeologists and linguists have determined this symbol is an abbreviation for "waffles talk funny." We cannot be wrong.

Yaoi- A sexual pairing that involves two men having a relationship while a teenaged girl watches.
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Comments: 382

MeekoMinx [2007-10-26 03:32:16 +0000 UTC]

Oh drat. You're definition for poem attaches itself to all of my poems. x.x'
A whole whopping three.
Its a shame the one with the rose in it has nothing to do with beauty, love, or the flower itself.
And the rain accounts for something else... Maybe. O.o

Altogether, I found it hilarious.
^^
The sad part of this is, I was just thinking about how horrible the poems on here /are/ because of the irregular spacing. I think only one of mine escapes that....

See: /How I write comments, messages, and myspace bulletins./
haha

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smileyface48 [2007-10-26 03:09:08 +0000 UTC]

good job....and so true

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AmiFire [2007-10-26 02:53:58 +0000 UTC]

You are my hero for the next 5 minutes.

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wildmandrake [2007-10-26 02:40:46 +0000 UTC]

I remember as lad in the 1970's when this book was banned. many a night was spent secretly reading it under the covers by candle light. When my sheets caught fire I was subjected to serious corporal punishment... as a result of this i have since joined the ranks of said subspecies with a regular need for both candles and punishment... thankyou deviant dic. for introducing me to a land of beauty and fantasy

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saturnangel [2007-10-26 02:39:27 +0000 UTC]



Bravo for humor!

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lady-of-the-pugs In reply to ??? [2007-10-26 02:23:25 +0000 UTC]

That was simply genius right there.
Constructive criticism doesn't have "lol" or "lawlz" in it either.
At least, constructive criticism to be taken seriously.

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MelancholySpirals In reply to ??? [2007-10-26 02:22:28 +0000 UTC]

That was so funny.

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t0shi0 In reply to ??? [2007-10-26 02:12:21 +0000 UTC]

Dood, this is poop. It's teh gay. D:

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graceia In reply to ??? [2007-10-26 01:50:01 +0000 UTC]

xD I love you.

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twister8138 In reply to ??? [2007-10-26 01:45:15 +0000 UTC]

If you've already gotten this critique, I apologize. I really don't care enough to read through pages of comments.

In "Fav"
"Different from it's predecessor"
"it's" should be "its"



Otherwise, rather entertaining. I especially like the definition for Emoticons.

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Luprand [2007-10-26 00:44:41 +0000 UTC]

I much agree with your definition of prose as "poetry with the line breaks removed." We can thank Walt Whitman and Carl Sandburg for this development, and I think we should develop time travel, strictly to beat them up.

--Sij

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Psychosis-Syndrome In reply to ??? [2007-10-26 00:43:26 +0000 UTC]

*Snickers* Be my secret lover, kay?

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tonifasic [2007-10-26 00:28:02 +0000 UTC]

... yes.

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TheTrueDanteSparda [2007-10-26 00:24:58 +0000 UTC]

Unfortunatley, so true. =[

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ThisIsMetal [2007-10-26 00:24:27 +0000 UTC]

This is purely magical. Almost every single definition is spot on... I think I'm in love.

I do, however, think the definition for "furry" could use refinement. It's not because I'm a furry (despite what my avatar might imply, I don't consider myself to be one) or because I think it's offensive (it isn't at all, really), but it just feels a little off the mark. I wish I had a better alternative - I hate griping about things I can't fix! - but I don't. It just doesn't seem to be as fitting as the rest.

That small blurp aside, this is mind-bogglin'ly great. "Full view" is the pinnacle. Kudos!

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coshie In reply to ??? [2007-10-26 00:15:53 +0000 UTC]

I kept trying to think of something to say about this, but all I can come up with is two words:
Pure genius.

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Kataoi [2007-10-26 00:15:02 +0000 UTC]

In late October of 2007, the Kataoi came upon this deviation. She decided it was made of total win and, after constructing a comment written in the now-lost language of English, opted to favorite it.

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Salxer In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 23:59:36 +0000 UTC]

I'm not offended, I think everyone and everything needs to be laughed at... for at least one moment in time... ^___^

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Baz135 In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 23:55:06 +0000 UTC]

even though i don't usually comment on DD (cause they've just got so many it seems rather pointless to do so) but this is just pure genius.
you should make a continuation of this

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Sassy-Aloo [2007-10-25 23:26:53 +0000 UTC]

I applaud you for your lovely sense of humor.

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dugley [2007-10-25 23:19:14 +0000 UTC]

hi i like pie, it is nice to meet you

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Shadow-Zone-13 [2007-10-25 23:14:19 +0000 UTC]

waffles talk funny LMAO XD on a related note to waffles, ALL WAFFLES MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SailorCatWashu [2007-10-25 22:23:34 +0000 UTC]

...This is friggin awsome, and whoever hates this has no sense of hummor

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pinkythepink [2007-10-25 22:22:55 +0000 UTC]

I giggled. Is it wrong? Waffles talk funny.

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phyrinx [2007-10-25 22:22:41 +0000 UTC]

So now all of my classmates are looking at me because I'm laughing. And I refuse to tell them what I'm looking at, because I'm ashamed of being called a nerd.

But Jack Sparrow is hot.

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LennonsStarr In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 22:20:31 +0000 UTC]

XD I love this.

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Sevva-Phoenix In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 22:19:37 +0000 UTC]

The incredibly sad part is, although humorous, it's all insanely true.

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GuardianYashu [2007-10-25 22:12:35 +0000 UTC]

I litterally laughed out loud at certain parts XD
the fanart entry was my favorite ^^

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BlueFlamedPhoenix [2007-10-25 21:46:23 +0000 UTC]

lol lots of love for this

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Phoneix-Faerie [2007-10-25 21:26:10 +0000 UTC]

hhaha great!

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xgoldenmoonx [2007-10-25 21:25:17 +0000 UTC]

waffles talk funny... thanks for the laugh. I needed a break from this Chem homework Also: deviant. Love it. Since that's pretty much what I do.

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Demented-Alchemist [2007-10-25 21:16:46 +0000 UTC]

Oh Gawsh.

This is WIN.

So much win. Especially the "yaoi" part. So true.

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pyro9050 In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 20:57:45 +0000 UTC]

This made me giggle.: D

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Dundadi In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 20:36:42 +0000 UTC]

<333 I love you for writing this. You have captured our world well, my friend. *insert some sort of grateful and/or silly action here*

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claireskitten [2007-10-25 20:36:02 +0000 UTC]

ZOMG you are brilliant. ^_^

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Limetastic In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 20:29:52 +0000 UTC]

Can I be a bass master?

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Neophobic [2007-10-25 20:28:46 +0000 UTC]

Lol. This is so funny.
Yaoi- A sexual pairing that involves two men having a relationship while a teenaged girl watches.
Definitely. the best part. No one seems to understand that. And if you point it out you're somehow being a bigot.
But, like, I see no flames. Deviants DO actually have a sense of humor!
See...

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Linnzy In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 20:19:29 +0000 UTC]

Ahahah...this really good, i can never come up with such things!

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bleeding-artist [2007-10-25 20:15:42 +0000 UTC]

Where's the fullview on this?

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Stilettolover In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 20:08:37 +0000 UTC]

LMAO.

I love reading things like these because they really take a good stab at the high-school heart of any internet gathering of over one person.

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Sirenensang In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 20:05:31 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for this Piece. It's just true.
Fav.

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i--kuzuremasu In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 20:04:47 +0000 UTC]

I'd fave it but there are no big titties. And Lord knows I love big titties.

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i--kuzuremasu In reply to i--kuzuremasu [2007-10-25 20:05:42 +0000 UTC]

... but I'll fave it anyway. The yaoi bit made up for the lack of tatas I've decided.

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mckolley [2007-10-25 20:03:31 +0000 UTC]

Haha! Oh this made me smile ^^

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jack22 [2007-10-25 20:02:38 +0000 UTC]

Hil-ar-ious. I love it.

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MaureenOlder [2007-10-25 19:41:33 +0000 UTC]


oooooh im faving

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gaeamil [2007-10-25 19:27:34 +0000 UTC]

You know, you forgot this one:
Pageviews: A form of drug, like cocaine. While some ignore it, others are helplessly addicted, and must attend Pageviews Anonymous meetings every other Wednesday.

Dammit, why can't I think of these things before I hit "Send"?

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dananew1 In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 19:19:07 +0000 UTC]

The one for "Poem" was great, This is ALL true I tell you, no lies ever leave these lips! And the Constructive Criticism/Flame made me laugh.

WTF?

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gaeamil [2007-10-25 19:06:19 +0000 UTC]

Oh, gosh. That is hilarious. The ONLY thing that even slightly rubs me the wrong way is Furries, being one at heart. but, we always get attacked anyway, so whatever.

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atyunnangayun In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 18:59:48 +0000 UTC]

oohhh..the benefits of dds...it gives you a thousand more views than how you were actually doing...

i'll give you a definition

daily deviation: unearthing of artifacts; the number of page views the owner would never have dreamed of upon the conception of the artifact.

no offense meant. amazing effort. really really awesome.

and...uh...congrats on the dd?

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