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Description $- A title that commands respect, such as "Sir," "Duke," or "Bass Master." Also: ', @, ^, #, %, and +

Adoptee- A subspecies of deviant, which attach themselves to larger predators, much like remoras or temporary tattoos.

Anime- One of the most thriving, fastest-growing religions in the world today.

Avatar- The tiny, tiny window in the computer screen, though which a deviant may look at the outside world.

Community- A safe haven where like minds can gather, free from the prying and oppressive eyes of the outside world, to talk about how sexy Jack Sparrow is.

Constructive criticism- Any comment that does not involve the words "dood," "teh," "poop" or "gay." Any replies made to constructive criticism will contain all four.

Dark Art- Pictures of various pale women with too much eye makeup. May or may not be bleeding from somewhere.

Deviant- Once thought to exist only in myth, the wild deviant has recently been found thriving in various parts of the world, wherever internet connections can be found. Recognizable by its ink-stained fingers and pale, sun starved skin, it subsists on a strict diet of coffee, ramen, bagels and pocky. Although useless for domestication, (when not drawing, photographing or writing they go into periods of deep hibernation,) they can easily be tamed with prints and false promises of oral sex.

Deviations- The offspring of deviants. See scourge upon humanity.

Emoticon- A reasonable substitute for feeling.

Fanart- A one-way ticket to commentsville, with regular stops at favland. See popularity.

Fav- A sexual act, derived from the word "fuck." Different from it's predecessor in that the role of the powerful lies in the person who seduces and then "gets faved," as opposed to the one who "favs." Like fucking, faving is most commonly associated with the charming and the beautiful, or at least something with big tits on it.

Flame- See constructive criticism. See also what I'm going to receive for writing this.

Forum- A place deviants go to complain how much they hate the forum.

Full view- A way to see each piece as the artist truly intended it- blown up to the point where the character's left nostril fills the entire screen.

Furries- Human/animal hybrids, a result of bored mad scientists running around DeviantART.

Journal- A tiny box where millions of avatars are stored.

Poem- A string of words with irregular spacing. By nature, the words "blood," "rose," "drug," "blade," "dream," "soul," "ice," "rain" and "crimson tears" must be in every poem.

Popularity- A quality that each deviant despises in everyone but themselves.

Prose- A poem with the line breaks removed.

Scourge Upon Humanity- An artist or writer with no sense of humor.

Screenshot- A way of capturing that one, special moment before the dragon bites your laptop in two.

Whore- One who admits to wanting attention.

WTF- After 'round the clock research, our team of archeologists and linguists have determined this symbol is an abbreviation for "waffles talk funny." We cannot be wrong.

Yaoi- A sexual pairing that involves two men having a relationship while a teenaged girl watches.
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Comments: 382

mehronjoon [2007-10-25 18:59:18 +0000 UTC]

Great read, been waiting for someone to tell it like it is. Seems a great deal of war was avoided by not enraging "the furries".

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Nyutan [2007-10-25 18:32:19 +0000 UTC]

Dood you ate teh gay poop.

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Clouded-3D [2007-10-25 18:28:02 +0000 UTC]

You've just been fav'd. >D

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moonground [2007-10-25 17:56:08 +0000 UTC]

I love the description for Avatar Great

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SilantWanderer [2007-10-25 17:53:22 +0000 UTC]

Very awesome .

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LeoOsaka In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 17:41:48 +0000 UTC]

That is absolute WIN.

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Spiderwriter In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 17:38:25 +0000 UTC]

Absolutely charming and insightful; I just got seduced: +fav.

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VinRod-Pein In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 17:33:32 +0000 UTC]

lolololololol
: D
fav

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gorillalure In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 17:30:58 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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curtition In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 17:16:39 +0000 UTC]

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NikitaDarkstar [2007-10-25 16:59:50 +0000 UTC]

THis is reallt hilarious, thanks for the laugh!

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PearlPhoenix In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 16:49:49 +0000 UTC]

LOL

That was a great read Congratulations on your DD!

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kit-y [2007-10-25 16:45:36 +0000 UTC]

3 years old and still ridiculously relevant Wonderfully done!

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CatgirlcrystleNya011 [2007-10-25 16:43:57 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHA yay jack sparrow woot woot nyahaha!X3

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Shadowmaniac [2007-10-25 16:39:15 +0000 UTC]

This will be my new Bible.

I shall read it every night before I go to bed, and I will learn every frase of it so that I will be able to quote it to my friends who are running in darkness.

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neko-jenny In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 16:26:47 +0000 UTC]

Oh My this is funny

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SkysongMA [2007-10-25 15:30:12 +0000 UTC]

This is so damn funny. The best here, I think, were the definitions of "Scourge Upon Humanity", "WTF", and "Yaoi." Excellent work.

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lawrencevaughan In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 15:29:18 +0000 UTC]

sheer brilliance

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dhaskoi In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 15:12:47 +0000 UTC]

^_^ I think my favorites were Community, Dark Art, Emoticon, WTF, and Yaoi. Thank you so much for writing this; it really made my day.

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ianni490 [2007-10-25 15:01:33 +0000 UTC]

i loved the way you made a satire out of the people of the dA community. It's really funny! haha

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spanishrubi [2007-10-25 14:51:43 +0000 UTC]

Intelligently put together. I really like this.

-Mai

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Cad-chan [2007-10-25 14:47:58 +0000 UTC]


Good work, sir.

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shadowed-light-waves [2007-10-25 14:42:17 +0000 UTC]

Lol, this is great! Clever, amusing -- I like it!

Congrats on the Daily Deviation.

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Frolay [2007-10-25 14:32:11 +0000 UTC]

lol, great job....you sooooo got faved Loved the WTF definition...it makes perfect sence

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K0R2N3H [2007-10-25 14:31:01 +0000 UTC]

LULZ.

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overmood In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 14:20:01 +0000 UTC]

Very nice. This should be sent to everyone signing up on dA.

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chocolatejam In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 14:15:28 +0000 UTC]

Hilarious!
If it was just a bit longer...

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SailingBreezes [2007-10-25 14:15:23 +0000 UTC]

And all this time I though WTF was a compliment that stood for "wonderful tact, friend!" I was so wrong

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Tabbykat35 [2007-10-25 14:08:44 +0000 UTC]

Definition for yaoi wins eternal love from me.

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lhinelle [2007-10-25 14:08:39 +0000 UTC]

^_________^

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S1mbelmyne [2007-10-25 14:07:08 +0000 UTC]

you got faved.

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WirelessMind [2007-10-25 14:04:00 +0000 UTC]

"waffles talk funny" - lmao! I Love it!!

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DareToDreamToLive In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 13:49:29 +0000 UTC]

Yoe get comentson it because we all want you to know we are not like that. We are, and you are right.

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boum In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 13:48:07 +0000 UTC]

Super clever. Fav to death. Huhuhu.

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Twoforflinching [2007-10-25 13:30:34 +0000 UTC]

Ambrose would be truly proud, but like the others, I beg of you for more.

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Mach-teh-fangirl In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 13:24:40 +0000 UTC]

WTF... Wow that does make sense. Waffles do talk funny.

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kamikazekayti [2007-10-25 13:22:49 +0000 UTC]

Youre a genius!! Congrats on The daily Deviation!!

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phoenix-v02 In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 13:01:57 +0000 UTC]

Almost as good as The Hitchhikers Guide to deviantART (if it existed)....

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wakeup-sunshine [2007-10-25 12:26:47 +0000 UTC]

Leftomaniac- A title for one showing displays of pure comic (and relevant) brillance.

I loved it. People who wouldn't are the people who'll still be tucked into bed with their Princess Leia pictures by Mommy. (👍: 0 ⏩: 1

phoenix-v02 In reply to wakeup-sunshine [2007-10-25 13:03:09 +0000 UTC]

but i like my mommy..... and princess Leia......





lol

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wakeup-sunshine In reply to phoenix-v02 [2007-10-25 13:20:17 +0000 UTC]

You dare to point out a flaw in my stereotyping?!? Fine, just give me a while to come up with a better one...

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EnD-Reitanna In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 12:11:54 +0000 UTC]

i LUVR IT

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yinn-pantz In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 11:37:54 +0000 UTC]

all i can say is,LOL

i can say much more but i cant be assed atm.

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Renegade-Hamster [2007-10-25 11:23:14 +0000 UTC]

Doesn't have big tits, but I'll fav it anyway...

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Mad-Eyes [2007-10-25 11:15:15 +0000 UTC]

Okay...this pretty much wins...

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Scon-the-Freak [2007-10-25 11:07:08 +0000 UTC]

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Amberlouie [2007-10-25 11:06:06 +0000 UTC]

Oh dear me.

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Lutra-Gem In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 10:59:16 +0000 UTC]

Okay, that made me laugh. So many things which somehow are true, however ridiculous they sound.

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Zehful [2007-10-25 10:55:53 +0000 UTC]

That's just beautiful. xD I was hoping it was longer.

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WriterOfStuff In reply to ??? [2007-10-25 10:53:33 +0000 UTC]

Nearly died laughing. That was great.

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