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Description $- A title that commands respect, such as "Sir," "Duke," or "Bass Master." Also: ', @, ^, #, %, and +

Adoptee- A subspecies of deviant, which attach themselves to larger predators, much like remoras or temporary tattoos.

Anime- One of the most thriving, fastest-growing religions in the world today.

Avatar- The tiny, tiny window in the computer screen, though which a deviant may look at the outside world.

Community- A safe haven where like minds can gather, free from the prying and oppressive eyes of the outside world, to talk about how sexy Jack Sparrow is.

Constructive criticism- Any comment that does not involve the words "dood," "teh," "poop" or "gay." Any replies made to constructive criticism will contain all four.

Dark Art- Pictures of various pale women with too much eye makeup. May or may not be bleeding from somewhere.

Deviant- Once thought to exist only in myth, the wild deviant has recently been found thriving in various parts of the world, wherever internet connections can be found. Recognizable by its ink-stained fingers and pale, sun starved skin, it subsists on a strict diet of coffee, ramen, bagels and pocky. Although useless for domestication, (when not drawing, photographing or writing they go into periods of deep hibernation,) they can easily be tamed with prints and false promises of oral sex.

Deviations- The offspring of deviants. See scourge upon humanity.

Emoticon- A reasonable substitute for feeling.

Fanart- A one-way ticket to commentsville, with regular stops at favland. See popularity.

Fav- A sexual act, derived from the word "fuck." Different from it's predecessor in that the role of the powerful lies in the person who seduces and then "gets faved," as opposed to the one who "favs." Like fucking, faving is most commonly associated with the charming and the beautiful, or at least something with big tits on it.

Flame- See constructive criticism. See also what I'm going to receive for writing this.

Forum- A place deviants go to complain how much they hate the forum.

Full view- A way to see each piece as the artist truly intended it- blown up to the point where the character's left nostril fills the entire screen.

Furries- Human/animal hybrids, a result of bored mad scientists running around DeviantART.

Journal- A tiny box where millions of avatars are stored.

Poem- A string of words with irregular spacing. By nature, the words "blood," "rose," "drug," "blade," "dream," "soul," "ice," "rain" and "crimson tears" must be in every poem.

Popularity- A quality that each deviant despises in everyone but themselves.

Prose- A poem with the line breaks removed.

Scourge Upon Humanity- An artist or writer with no sense of humor.

Screenshot- A way of capturing that one, special moment before the dragon bites your laptop in two.

Whore- One who admits to wanting attention.

WTF- After 'round the clock research, our team of archeologists and linguists have determined this symbol is an abbreviation for "waffles talk funny." We cannot be wrong.

Yaoi- A sexual pairing that involves two men having a relationship while a teenaged girl watches.
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hilariousconsequence [2007-03-30 23:50:01 +0000 UTC]

Procastinator- the most common strain of Deviant. Usually extremely talented and often have many watchers waiting on them for a new deviation, however rare they are.

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leftomaniac In reply to hilariousconsequence [2007-05-01 18:06:24 +0000 UTC]

Procrastination- While there is ample evidence that deviants do not sleep, we have observed they will sometimes go into long periods of artistic hibernation known as "procrastination." Typically these involve unwholesome activities, such as leaving the computer, and are not to be encouraged.

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hilariousconsequence In reply to leftomaniac [2007-05-01 19:01:54 +0000 UTC]

Xd, perfect.

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beizebopp [2007-03-20 20:36:18 +0000 UTC]

HAHA!!

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summonerxavier [2007-03-08 00:28:50 +0000 UTC]

great dictionary X3

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moonlantern In reply to ??? [2007-01-19 06:39:29 +0000 UTC]

"Full view- A way to see each piece as the artist truly intended it- blown up to the point where the character's left nostril fills the entire screen."

lol, too true

I've actually seen some pictures like this

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leftomaniac In reply to moonlantern [2007-05-01 18:07:30 +0000 UTC]

Oh yes. I've even been a perpetrator, sad to say, and not with particularly good pictures, either^_^;

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black-wolferyne In reply to ??? [2007-01-18 11:13:03 +0000 UTC]

omg....I love this, so many of the comments remind me of my friends

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BlueMaelstrom In reply to ??? [2007-01-14 23:36:39 +0000 UTC]

If I tell you I love you, would that fall under the category of "faving"? Lol, I hope you got that.

Anyways, this is amazing. Wait, I mean "dis iz teh poop, dood"

Now excuse me while I go write a poem including the words, "ice" "pain "dark" and so on.

Thanks for your time

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leftomaniac In reply to BlueMaelstrom [2007-05-01 18:08:33 +0000 UTC]

I never fav on a first date, but I appreciate the sentiment^_^

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BlueMaelstrom In reply to leftomaniac [2007-05-01 20:37:20 +0000 UTC]

I'm crushed!

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leftomaniac In reply to BlueMaelstrom [2007-05-09 05:37:32 +0000 UTC]

I'm sorry. Have a llama.

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sprite-ariel [2007-01-13 06:45:09 +0000 UTC]

That's just about perfect! I laughed aloud and now my family thinks I'm nuts. Oh wait....

ANYway. On a more serious note, all of that is fabulously observed...great work!

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Liviania [2007-01-12 01:12:37 +0000 UTC]

I really love the "yaoi" definition, because one of my friends wears a yaoi button on her backpack. Just today I asked her what she was going to say if someone asked her what it meant.

"Sunshine. Then I'll suggest they go use it in a sentence."

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leftomaniac In reply to Liviania [2007-05-01 18:10:10 +0000 UTC]

"I left my ice cream out in the yaoi and it melted all over." Goodness me.

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Liviania In reply to leftomaniac [2007-05-03 00:41:58 +0000 UTC]

Oh dear, it's so fun to imagine someone saying that in ernest.

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blua [2007-01-03 12:09:40 +0000 UTC]

That made me laugh, it made me cry and the damn scary thing is, you're so accurate o.o

Flamin' kudos to you, for you are teh awesome!

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singsilver In reply to ??? [2007-01-02 17:26:44 +0000 UTC]

AHA...Brilliant

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EternityMoon In reply to ??? [2006-12-31 23:18:05 +0000 UTC]

The Dark Art definition made me laugh, good job chum

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sleepyeyes3 [2006-12-13 02:40:24 +0000 UTC]

i totally agree with u on the definition of yaoi. ^^ good job.

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Karcx [2006-12-12 15:16:21 +0000 UTC]

Poem- A string of words with irregular spacing. By nature, the words "blood," "rose," "drug," "blade," "dream," "soul," "ice," "rain" and "crimson tears" must be in every poem.

i only have one poem with the word soul in it. and there was one with the word ice but that one's really old. so shut up before i go scourge upon humanity.

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Alchemy-of-the-Heart [2006-12-02 22:59:30 +0000 UTC]

Hilarious and very entertaining, while overwhelming truthful! Very good.

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pyro-pain In reply to ??? [2006-12-01 00:19:03 +0000 UTC]

lots and lots of free time... makes me laugh

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windwater In reply to ??? [2006-11-29 01:26:09 +0000 UTC]

it's too brilliant ^_^

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katarthis [2006-11-28 07:26:00 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for making me laugh my butt off, and congratulations for getting picked for the November Unknown Artist featurette.

k

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AuroraDark In reply to ??? [2006-11-27 07:34:14 +0000 UTC]

haha, I nearly laughed out loud at certain parts Excellent!

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Mitsukai-Aka In reply to ??? [2006-11-25 22:31:47 +0000 UTC]

wonderful

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KScarlet [2006-11-25 22:13:35 +0000 UTC]

xDD Roflmao...
That's awesome. "Anime" and "Deviant" made me giggle.
WTF indeed.

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Viking-Dream [2006-11-22 15:49:43 +0000 UTC]

I liked the one about forum...

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Itti [2006-11-21 21:00:20 +0000 UTC]

Avatar- The tiny, tiny window in the computer screen, though which a deviant may look at the outside world.
Genius!

The only thing I'd suggest is when you say "see [another definition]", you put the other word in bold.

Really funny piece though!

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Evil-Tomato-Glomp In reply to ??? [2006-11-20 00:35:32 +0000 UTC]

So very funny, and so very true! I only wish there was more.

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Alimari [2006-11-19 22:19:24 +0000 UTC]

:favs: XD

This is hilarious....

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eclipse14713 In reply to ??? [2006-11-19 11:00:30 +0000 UTC]

wow , i love this i love the "deviations are offspring of deviants " and the "avatar" bits!

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Miriam1989 In reply to ??? [2006-11-19 10:21:27 +0000 UTC]

This is amazing, LOLOLOLOL

I was laughing all the time.. Thanks for making my life a bit longer

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liisawoodrow In reply to ??? [2006-11-19 09:50:23 +0000 UTC]

Lol, very witty.

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mandk In reply to ??? [2006-11-18 20:58:02 +0000 UTC]

wow.
this is the most brilliant thing i've read all year.

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BornToBeReborn In reply to ??? [2006-11-18 11:31:41 +0000 UTC]

Fantastic! Though there were a lot of knee-slapping, "it's so true!" moments, my absolute favorite is: "Emoticon- A reasonable substitute for feeling."

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kaenen In reply to ??? [2006-11-17 21:26:22 +0000 UTC]

well that's true, and really funny. I will have yo check you're other works

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XOBellaLovelaceOX [2006-11-17 01:12:20 +0000 UTC]

You've seduced me. XD



hehe

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PollyOYeah In reply to ??? [2006-11-16 21:13:59 +0000 UTC]

You are so bad. You are so wonderful. You made me smile Thank you!

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ailime In reply to ??? [2006-11-16 21:01:42 +0000 UTC]

that is truly one piece of true art !!! Mind if I call the Webster Merriam ppl ? You need to be seriously printed

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Kiyoshi-chan06 In reply to ??? [2006-11-16 20:23:20 +0000 UTC]

WTF can also mean "Wednesday Thursday and Friday"

Gotta love yaoi and Journal XD (I admit to the second one though)

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StellaWaters In reply to ??? [2006-11-16 11:05:00 +0000 UTC]

'Avatar' and 'Emoticon' are brilliant. As it this overall, really.

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CinnamonAndSpite [2006-11-16 09:03:49 +0000 UTC]

...This is great... (secks)

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xclockwork [2006-11-16 01:22:40 +0000 UTC]

This is beautiful. I quite literally spit tea through my nose at the definition for WTF; this has never happened to me before. I love how bluntly you shout "fuck you" at everything everyone ever hated. + another every for good measure.

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hanyougirl711 [2006-11-16 00:32:46 +0000 UTC]

I just favved you up big time. *pelvic thrust* XD

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Kyasarin131 [2006-11-16 00:06:58 +0000 UTC]

so true, so true. our species is thriving, yet will never be domesticated, as you said. it is a fool hearted venture to try such a thing!

your definition of yaoi is genius. absolutely true...why is it that so many teenage girls like that...including me? the world may never know...

absolutely a fav...but not by your definition!!

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patronus4000 In reply to ??? [2006-11-15 23:52:11 +0000 UTC]

This is like, exactly right. You've got all the terms down pat. Like "WTF". Definitely Waffles Talk Funny. Some people say it's something else, but I think Waffles Talk Funny is the correct, original phrase. *nods*

Screenshots are done before a dragon bites my laptop in two? Really? Wow. I always thought it was an alien from outer space that would just vaporize my whole computer.

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thEaquireD [2006-11-15 23:35:52 +0000 UTC]

after being one of those people who blew up the full view to truly ridiculous porportions I havwe to say this is so true.

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love4pocky In reply to ??? [2006-11-15 22:12:47 +0000 UTC]

LMAO!!! WTF!? this is hilarious gotta be ed

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