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All this commotion causes Kalinka and Tundra Man to exit the tent they're sharing together. Evidently, between the other robots leaving for fishing and now, Tundra Man armored up.

Kalinka: You called?
Skull Man: Dust Man's gonna eat the last thing of oatmeal, and Dive Man just reminded me you have matches.
Kalinka: *strikes one* You're right! *drops it into the firepit*

Some moments of waiting for full ignition later, interspersed by adding the milk and oatmeal together...

Tundra Man: Ah. *places the bowl on the rim of the firepit* That should do it. Anyway, as I wait for this oatmeal to cook properly,--
Kalinka: Wait! It's common camping courtesy to wait until night-time to tell stories!
Tundra Man: Oh... Oh well. Anyway, my friends at Gear Lane are doing just fine. ...W-well, as fine as they can with a robot as uncivilized as Blast Man... And Acid Man says he's going to work from home for a few more days until they finally get rid of... Hm, what did he say, a smell?
Dust Man: Oh, not just any smell! Mega Man told me the stink coming from Mercury was so bad, it could kill a human just from mere exposure alone!
Tundra Man: ...And why Mercury specifically?
Dust Man: I think Mercury targeted Acid Man because... Um... I'm trying to think... I don't remember exactly, but didn't Acid Man tell me Mercury inspired his creation?
Tundra Man: Goodness me, I think your lunch is just about done!

He then takes the piping-hot bowl off of the rim, and, in a bizarre moment of 4th-Wall-breaking, grabs one of the sparkles he's constantly depicted with and places it under the bowl to help cool it off. Once it's sufficiently warm-but-not-too-hot-or-cold, he gives the bowl to Kalinka.

Kalinka: Lunch is served!

As with earlier this morning, Tundra Man Tundra Storms the fire out, leaving the firewood nice and dry but blacker than the sand on some Hawaiian beaches.

Dust Man: Aw thank you! *sucks it down in one gulp* Hah, tastes like pancakes!
Tundra Man: Oh dear... I forgot that's how you ate.
Dust Man: They don't call me a walking talking vacuum cleaner for nothing!

Meanwhile, Drill Man, Dive Man, and Skull Man are waiting at the edge of the campsite.

Dive Man: Hm... Do you think they'll come back?
Drill Man: ...Who?
Skull Man: Those four idiots who went out fishing like a bunch of nerds, you loop of pounding bass!
Dive Man: My brobots are not idiots! In fact, Bright Man is smartest robot of us all! He created this giant storage box you see here!
Skull Man: ...Okay, fine, maybe three idiots and a--
Dive Man: Shush! Say no more.
Skull Man: Why?
Drill Man: Hm?
Dive Man: I see something in distance!

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Description
All this commotion causes Kalinka and Tundra Man to exit the tent they're sharing together. Evidently, between the other robots leaving for fishing and now, Tundra Man armored up.

Kalinka: You called?
Skull Man: Dust Man's gonna eat the last thing of oatmeal, and Dive Man just reminded me you have matches.
Kalinka: *strikes one* You're right! *drops it into the firepit*

Some moments of waiting for full ignition later, interspersed by adding the milk and oatmeal together...

Tundra Man: Ah. *places the bowl on the rim of the firepit* That should do it. Anyway, as I wait for this oatmeal to cook properly,--
Kalinka: Wait! It's common camping courtesy to wait until night-time to tell stories!
Tundra Man: Oh... Oh well. Anyway, my friends at Gear Lane are doing just fine. ...W-well, as fine as they can with a robot as uncivilized as Blast Man... And Acid Man says he's going to work from home for a few more days until they finally get rid of... Hm, what did he say, a smell?
Dust Man: Oh, not just any smell! Mega Man told me the stink coming from Mercury was so bad, it could kill a human just from mere exposure alone!
Tundra Man: ...And why Mercury specifically?
Dust Man: I think Mercury targeted Acid Man because... Um... I'm trying to think... I don't remember exactly, but didn't Acid Man tell me Mercury inspired his creation?
Tundra Man: Goodness me, I think your lunch is just about done!

He then takes the piping-hot bowl off of the rim, and, in a bizarre moment of 4th-Wall-breaking, grabs one of the sparkles he's constantly depicted with and places it under the bowl to help cool it off. Once it's sufficiently warm-but-not-too-hot-or-cold, he gives the bowl to Kalinka.

Kalinka: Lunch is served!

As with earlier this morning, Tundra Man Tundra Storms the fire out, leaving the firewood nice and dry but blacker than the sand on some Hawaiian beaches.

Dust Man: Aw thank you! *sucks it down in one gulp* Hah, tastes like pancakes!
Tundra Man: Oh dear... I forgot that's how you ate.
Dust Man: They don't call me a walking talking vacuum cleaner for nothing!

Meanwhile, Drill Man, Dive Man, and Skull Man are waiting at the edge of the campsite.

Dive Man: Hm... Do you think they'll come back?
Drill Man: ...Who?
Skull Man: Those four idiots who went out fishing like a bunch of nerds, you loop of pounding bass!
Dive Man: My brobots are not idiots! In fact, Bright Man is smartest robot of us all! He created this giant storage box you see here!
Skull Man: ...Okay, fine, maybe three idiots and a--
Dive Man: Shush! Say no more.
Skull Man: Why?
Drill Man: Hm?
Dive Man: I see something in distance!

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