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LeonaWindrider — G-Diffuser Malfunction
Published: 2008-01-20 04:39:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 10259; Favourites: 137; Downloads: 445
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Where to begin. This is part joke, part actual commission.I blame ~Rhakos for being so vague with me about the whole "Have Fox and Fara on a beach together" thing. I thought about painting a little cabana in the distance, but in the end I thought it might be a little...much.
In any case, one of the (many) things that bugs me about some of the StarFox fanfics out there is the fact that whenever there's a malfunctioning Arwing, you can bet that it's the bloody G-Diffuser that's at the heart of the problem. Just once I'd like the malfunction to be Fox accidentally spilling a mojito on the console.
Just once.
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*winks*
There's Fox.
There's Fara.
There's one Arwing.
You do the math.
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y'see, this is why Arwings have G-diffusers
its not for the gravity, oh no. its to stop the pilots getting too excited and steaming the cockpits up.
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ROFL
"My sensors indicate that Fox's temperature is rising"
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you read it, you can't un-read it!
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Fox's gun almost reminds me of an MP5 SMG mixed with a sith light saber XD
Very well done I must say
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*coughs* I have no idea what you're talking about.
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yay StarFox fanart that doesn't warp and twist all the characters! This is cute, but it never fails: action sequence the girl's bust just has to stand out
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Of course, it's sci-fi law.
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right up there with
"If its a clone 90% of the time its evil"
"Blackholes either go to hell or another dimension"
"Plot devices over ride the laws of physics"
"Alien blood is always bright colors and/or acidic"
"Marines in space have a 95% chance of death"
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Marines have a 95% chance of death?!
That's not a law!
My fellow US Marines are crying right now, I can sense it...
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Marines in SPACE have a 95% chance of death
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actually they have a 100% percent chance of death it's just a matter of when
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Yes, that's what I meant.
My argument stands. *rummage, brandish* Or would you care to discuss it with the M41A pulse rifle? ¬_¬ I warn you, it has a notorious reputation of having the last word when it comes to life and death.
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But the most important sci-fi law of all is:
"If whatever you're doing is not working, try reversing the polarity."
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I thought the number one rule was: don't cross the streams
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I actually played StarFox once... only :/
I think it was the SNES one...
But Fox is still my favourite character from the Super Smash Bros. on N64 :]
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Meh, I actually had Fox SHOT DOWN once...does that make up for a G-Diffuser malfunction?
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YES -- your prize is a cookie!!
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"Can we go on vacation ANYWHERE???"
Very nice. Nice to still see Fara kickin' butt after all these years, too. She isn't quite so capable in my own storyline...
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I'm in need of buying a starfox game, I haven't played one since i was five (approx. 16 years ago)
i do play starfox in the N-64 game Super Smash Bros.
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Wow I think it's cool. The explanation makes me laugh and make me think of the first macchiato ever about half an hour... Good Job!
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