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[TDH Episode 5: Trapped in a Locker]EVERYBODY! THANK FOR THE AWESOME ART! The background is Wawanakwa Highschool, which I've had in my files for a while. ^^ Enjoy!
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I already have an idea for the picture, so it's not necessary for anyone to contribute. <3 Thanks!
This episode was mostly written by Jamie,
Her writing is AWESOME!!
Oh, and, uh...this episode has some language that you might not like...little bits, but still. P***s, and such. XDD;
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[Scene Change! Outside courts]
Jamie: The track is this way, right?
Bryan: Where there's sports things, there's a track.
John: What kind of logic is that?
Bryan: The logic of a guy who hates athletics, that kind of logic.
[The group turns a corner into the track, and they all gasp]
Jamie: Oh...
John: My...
Bryan: Dios ..
Jamie and John: [Stares at Bryan]
Bryan: ...Shut up.
[The entire track is COVERED with pieces of chewed up gum. At the starting line there is a sign, with a huge red button on it.]
Jamie: It says... "One member of your team must stay and push the red button on this sign, while another member must run to the halfway point of the track, to pick up the locker combination in the box there."
John: Why do we need to press the button? [Presses button]
[A box at the halfway point of the track opens up, and when John pulls his finger away from the button, the box closes.]
Bryan: That's why. John, you stay here and press the button. I'll get the combination.
Jamie: Wait, there’s more on the sign! It also says... "Beware, the area around the box has special 'Gum-sensors’ that will automatically close the box forever if the person has gum on his or her shoes."
John: Well, that's dumb.
Bryan: Either way, we either need to walk carefully so that no gum gets on our shoes...
John: Ooooor...
[Jamie and John stare at Bryan, who looks confused back at them.]
[Scene change! In the courtyard]
Andrea: "How 'bout them Koalas?!" That's not a clue, it's useless!!
Alexis: ...
Andrea: I mean, give me something like, "It's in a tree" or "In a classroom", or something like that!
Alexis: ...
Andrea: That's a real clue! Not "How 'bout them Koalas!!"
Alexis: ...
Andrea: ...Look, If your not going to talk, I'm not going to keep you company. And what’s with your hair! It’s all short now!
Alexis: Uh….
Ryan: LOOK UP THERE!! [Ryan points to a tree, and in there, is a Koala.]
Andrea: ...Well, would you look at that...
Ryan: KOALA!!
Alexis: Umh...is it pointing?
[The Koala points up, towards the flagpole. Taped to the flag is a piece of paper.]
Andrea: I bet you nickel that's the locker combination.
Ryan: Alright, now we gotz to get it!! I AM A KOA--
Andrea: HOLD IT!!
[Ryan freezes in mid-run.]
Andrea: There's a piece of paper at the bottom of the flagpole too. [She points to a piece of paper taped to the metal flagpole, and rips it off. She hands it to Alexis]
Alexis: U...Um...It says... "The locker compination is taped to the flag, waving in the breeze."
Andrea: [Looks up] ...What breeze?
Alexis: "All you need to do is climb up the pole to get it."
Ryan: Then lets go!! *runs toward the pole*
Alexis: "The Pole is spread with bacon grease though, so watch your step...I mean climb."
Andrea: For the love of...RYAN!! Don't go up to fast!!
Ryan: [Clutching the flagpole and shuffling up slowly* I...Am a...Ko...a...LA!! [He repeats this over and over as he inches his way up.]
Andrea: [Face Palms]
Alexis: ...Is he..shouldn't we get him down?
Andrea: Do YOU want to go up and get him down?
Alexis: ...Um...No...
Andrea: Then let him have his moment.
Ryan: Ko...a...laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah crap! [Slides down the pole]
Andrea: What are you, a stripper?
Ryan: Look, I am TRYING.
[Scene Change! The Hallway]
Jeanette: Dudes, we got the easiest clue of all! Hah. "Where do you crash?" It's obviously the bedroom.
Lindsay: Yeah...But we should hurry. We don't know about the other clues.
Vera: I thought you wanted to save the Middle Schoolers in the Lockers.
Lindsay: MIDDLE SCHOOLERS ARE IN THERE?! THOSE SENIOR FIENDS!!
Jeanette: Calm down, little girl. We'll get at least one or 'em out.
Vera: Hah. I'm surprised we couldn't just cut the locks off! My Father used to do it all the time!
Lindsay: ...What screwed up talents does your Dad HAVE?!
Vera: No, no, it's not a trick. My Father learned it from his father, who learned it from his. My ancestors are...
Jeanette and Lindsay: ...
Vera: They're mobsters...
Lindsay: Mobsters?
Vera: Russian Mobsters. But I think if I said anymore, you'd be dead before my words came to your ears...
Lindsay: Russian Mobsters?
Vera: Of course! Tough as nails, Quick as a Whip, My family are full-blooded members of the Russian Mafia!
Lindsay: Yah, right. Look Vera, I seriously doubt that you're a mobster. Let alone a Russian Mafia Blood Member.
Vera: Of course I am! It's my Birthright!
Lindsay: Ugh. Jeanette, tell me you don't believe in her--
Jeanette: SHH!!! Don't!! [Covers Lindsay's mouth] I don't want to die in a Drive-by!!
Lindsay: [groans]
Vera: [Moans] Oh, darn, I'm catching "John's Disease". Anyway, we're here we are at the room. [Opens the door]
[HUNDREDS of Seniors are in the room, listening to rap music and raving.]
Lindsay: Uh-oh.
Two Seniors: FRESHMAAAAAN!!!
Vera: [SCREAMS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL and runs off]
Lindsay: VERA!!! GRAH!!
[Janitor's Closet:]
Lindsay: Tch. . . Russian Mafia, my butt!!
[Static.]
[While Jeanette and Lindsay are getting pummeled by Seniors, Vera is running out of the building.]
[Tammy comes out of the shadows.]
Tammy: A Freshman? In MY hallway?! Like, Unforgivable! [Follows Vera]
[Scene Change! 3rd building hallway, outside locker rooms.]
Sam: Hey girly girl, are you sure we actually gotta go in there?
Kevin: Well where else would there be smelly gym shorts?
Sam: [Has a 5 minute yaoi daydream]
Kevin: Uhhh...Okay.
Sam: Did I say you could talk? Get in there and make sure it's non-lethal!
Kevin: Oh my god alright! [Kevin looks both ways, then slowly opens the door and walks in.]
Kevin: Oh...my...god...
Sam: What is it? [Follows behind Kevin]
Kevin: ...
[They both look up, seeing a 50-foot-tall pile of gym shorts with terrible odor, and a sign on it that says "Needle in a Haystack"]
Sam: ...Well, what are you waiting for, beautiful?
[Scene Change! The Crashing Raven's Boy's Room]
Ernesto: Seriously, what the heck! I don't appear in this episode until now, and they start the challenge without me? It seems rather unfair...I mean...I might not be a really important character...And I'm not in a couple like Kevin and Alexis, and The tall dude and the crazy fanfiction girl...But I-- Ooh, look, shiny!
[Ernesto picks up a random scarf with a brooch at one end..]
Ernesto: Hmm... It's a scarffy! But I can't wear it around my neck... My neck ish too stubby [Tee-hee.] I shall wear it around my head, then! Like a...Hat! [Ernesto puts the scarf on his head, and there is a flash of light.]
Babushka: BABUSHKA POWAHHHH!!! [Flies off]
Random Senior: [Drinking Coffee]...I need to lay off the drugs...
[Scene change! The track]
[Jamie is being carried by Bryan, who has walked nearly a quarter of the track, his shoes covered in gum.]
Jamie: Go, you Logic-Defying-Beast-of-Burden!! Go!!
Bryan: I'm gonna...I'm gonna...*Yelling* I'M GONNA KILL YOU JOHN!!
John: [Yelling back] I love you too, Bryan!
Bryan: GRAAAAH!!
Jamie: [Kicks Bryan] Go, Magical Tomato Box Fairie!! Go!!!
[Janitor's Closet]
Bryan: ... What does that even MEAN?!
[Static.]
Bryan: *shoes are like huge gum magnets* Huff. . . huff...huff...Guuuh...[Passes out]
Jamie: [Jumps on Bryan's back] Uh-oh...That's not good...John? Hel-- Wait, can't call him, he needs to press the button...Crapple Snapple...
Babushka: [Jumps out of nowhere] BABUSHKAAAAAA!! [lands on the track]
Jamie: ...Who to the What now?
Babushka: C'mere sweetie! Let Babushka help you across the looooong tracky.
Jamie: Um...Kay?
Babushka: Babushka…!! [Grabs Jamie and carries her piggy-back-style] POWAAAAH!!! [Speeds off]
[The two reach the gum-sensors, and Jamie steps off Babushka's back.]
Jamie: Thanks Grandma!
Babushka: No need to thank me, and remember, if you ever need my help again, just open this babushka doll! [Hands Jamie a Russian Doll]
Jamie: Umm...Kay?
Babushka: Lovely! Babushka, AWAAAAAAAAY!!! [Flies away]
[Janitors Closet]
John: Umm...I'm pretty sure he was on...the OTHER team...Hmm.
[Static.]
Jamie: [takes the locker combination from the box] I got it, John!
John: [Yelling] Great! Get Bryan and Lets find the other guys!
Bryan: [Coming to] Uuh...What happened?
John: We molested you in your sleep, now get off the track!
[Both Bryan and Jamie run straight down the middle of the track, and get to the starting point of the track in no time.]
Bryan: ... Wait... Why couldn't we just run in a straight line through the track?!
Jamie: ...Um...
Bryan: [Facepalm]
[Scene Change! Cafeteria]
Clover: Ooooh...GAWD! [Burning]
Bianca: Stop having an orgasm in the hot gruel and get the combination, please!
Clover: Look, you try swimming in this crap!! Aahh!!!
Bianca: Fine, take your time. But the longer you stay in there...
Clover: What?!
Bianca: The scent of the gruel gets stained in your clothes...Hot stuff does that to fabrics.
Clover: [Dives down]
Bianca: ...I think? I dunno about fabrics that much... [Taps chin]
Clover: [Snatches the combination from the bottom, which is in a jar with a rock to weigh it down. She comes up, holding the combination] GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
Bianca: Righto! [Slides down the ladder and helps Clover out of the tub of gruel.]
Clover: [Panting]
[Janitor's closet]
Clover: ...That...was the most terrifying thing I have ever had to do...in my life...
[Static.]
Bianca: Eh, you got it! Congrats!
Clover: Just get me Dove soap and a hot shower and I'll be fine… [Groans]
[Scene Change: Courtyard]
Ryan: Ryan: [Has been trying multiple times to get up the flagpole, failing all of them.]
Andrea: That's insane… This is the 13th time that he's tried the same way. . .
Alexis: …
Andrea: …TALK!!
Alexis: Eep!!
Ryan: 14th times the charm!! *runs up, surprisingly fast, and climbs halfway up the pole, and continues to inch up*
Andrea: *blinks* Huh. . ? Hey, Go Ryan!!
Ryan: I...am a…Ko!! A!! Laa!!! [snatches the flag off the pole, and the note with it, but loses his footing on the pole] URAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! [Falls to the ground with a thud] Oof!!
Alexis: Oh, um, Ryan, are you okay?
Ryan: ...Bleh.
[Ryan's dream...]
Ryan: [ Sees a silhouette of a Koala mascot in the distance, and it glares at him, evilly.] Koalanakwa!! [Koalanakwa flees] No! Tch. . . I want to defeat you, Koalanakwa!! You shall be my greatest nemesis! I WILL DEFEAT JOO!!!
[End Ryan's dream]
Andrea: [dumps water on Ryan] Come on Koala-boy. You got us the combination, so lets go.
Ryan: [Dazed] Me believes me be having the concussions no…Bleh..
[Scene change! Boy's Locker Room]
Kevin: [pops out of the pile of sweaty clothes] I can't find anything God!
Sam: KEEP LOOKING OR I'LL CIRCUMCISE YOU!!
Kevin: [Keeps looking]
[Janitor's Closet]
Kevin: I actually hear in the Bible that Abraham circumcised himself…If you ask me, tasks to do in the Bible took a leap in difficulty there... "Don't eat this apple, build me a boat, CUT OFF PART OF YOUR PE**S!" . . . Can't I just build her two boats?
[Static.]
Kevin: Ha ha! Woo!
Sam: Did you find it?
Kevin: No, but I found out where all my missing pants went! [Throws his pants at Sam]
Sam: GUAH! Wait, what's this? [Takes a piece of paper out of a jean pocket and looks at it]
...Trash. [Throws it away]
Kevin: Wait! I don't keep paper in my pants! It's not kosher!
Sam: Wait, you're Jewish?
Kevin: [Looks around nervously] Uhh...no! 8D [Picks up the paper] It's the combination! Woo-hoo!
Sam: Great, not carry me over to everyone else.
Kevin: Oh, come on!
[Scene Change! School Pool]
Sarah: It's not here, Sarah!
Sarah: Well, maybe I were right then! But come on, hurry! We have less screentime than Ten--
[Scene change! Courtyard]
Andrea: Hey, look! It's Sam and...seme-boy...or whatever. Sam!
Sam: WHAT?
Kevin: Hey buddies! We got the combination!
Alexis: Um...us, too...
Kevin: 8DD
[As two thirds of the team are finally reunited, Vera runs into the group of them, out of breath.]
Vera: Oh my god, guys! We were looking for the clue, and when we were searching, this big group of--
Tammy: Like, there they are! Get them!
Seniors: Freshmeeen... [Chases them]Andrea: DAMMIT VERAAAA!
[Scene change! 6th Building hallways]
Christeen: Well well well...look what we have here. You guys DID manage to get two combinations...but all of you but one of your teammates actually survived.
Andrea: Wait, who?
Babushka: Babooshka, AHOY! [Super transforms back into Ernesto]
Ernesto: Howdy!
Christeen: All of you guys forgot about poor Tito...but it was wicked awesome! He turned into this old Russian grandma or something and flew off and helped the Bucking Seahorses win!
Lindsay: HE LET THE OTHER TEAM WIN?!
Christeen: The other team wins? Well, if you say so!
Sam: Well, that went just perfectly!
Christeen: [Grabs her P.A. microphone] All freshmen, we're done for the day! The Crashing Ravens are OUT. Please report to the Janitor's closet to cast your votes! Oh, and, uh, Tito gets immunity because he was the only one who didn't get stuck in a locker.
[Janitor's Closet]
Brittany: We won? We won! And look, I'm finally getting scree--
[Static.][Janitor's Closet]
Ernesto: … Whoa! Идет дальше? Почему я говорить странный!
[Static.][Janitor's Closet]
Lindsay: Vera.
[Static.][Janitor's Closet]
Sam: Since I can't vote off Ernesto...I vote Seme.
[Static.][Scene change! Detention Hall Ceremony]
Christeen: Freshmen, the time has come. One of you will be going home tonight. Since the report card thing didn't do much for ratings, we're going back to the gum until I can find out a better idea. This'll be fun.
Ryan: Bur…dooo…concusioooo…oooonhh.
Christeen: [Sigh] ...Ryan, you're staying. [Throws gum at]
Ryan: Concus…Wait, what? Woo-hoo!
Christeen: Jeanette, Lindsay...Alexis, Sam, and Sarah.
Sarah: I'm not even on this team, but okay! [Chews on gum]
Christeen: Now we have Kevin, Andrea, and Vera. Who will it be?
Kevin: Oh come on! What did I do?! I'm the one that did the work!
Sam: YOU WEREN'T SEME ENOUGH AND YOU'RE TOO GIRLY FOR UKE TO BE HOT.
Kevin: Uh...okay? 8D
Andrea: Let's get this over with...
Christeen: [Looks around] ...Andrea.
Andrea: And yet another exciting week at Wawanakwa High is mine...
Christeen: And the final piece of gum goes to...
...
...
...
Kevin.
Kevin: Woo-hoo!
Vera: Oh no! The mafia will SO be after you! Мафия находится на вас и вы будете огорченны! Как раз вы ожидание!
Christeen: Uh...yeah. Okay, leave.
Vera: [Hugs Ernesto] Bye Tito! Although we both barely had any screentime, we both tried our best! I hope you use that magical scarf wisely!
Ernesto: Babooshka!
Vera: Babooska! [Hugs more]
Christeen: I said LEAVE.
Vera: Alright, alright, jeez...
[Janitor's Closet]
Vera: Though I pulled off an Ezekiel while making it through 5 episodes... I had some fun! I hope to be back, with more screen time than Bri--
[Static.]
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lol this is random but i love kevin 8D and i so dont understand what's going on here but i still <3 it!!
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Lol, "Stop having an Orgasm!!" yes, i would say that! <3
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Teehee! I really need to update this!
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AND YOU HAD TO PUSH A BUTTON.
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lol That's SOOOOOOO Creative! Gum instead of marshmallows. Janitor's closet instead of the..uh....toilet thing... the detentino hall....and many more! That's so cool!!!
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Haha, thanks a lot. XDD Did you read all of the episodes?
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Awww. ;c You should read 'em all if you want. XDD
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ive read them all and i like them. they r hilarious
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Haha, cool, thank you! ^^
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LOL REALLY? I THOUGHT IT'D BE THE "OH MY DIOS" THING. XDD
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xDDD
LOL I HAVE NOU IDEA WHERE THAT CAME FROM.
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Great story lol How come Brittany barely has screentime?
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I dunno...Maybe cuz I'm Brittany and I don't wanna make me biased towards myself? XDD To be honest I just wanted to wrap up the episode before I had to make a part 3...
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Omgz i know what this says withought using a translator: Почему я говорить странный!= Why am I talking strange? lolz im russian.
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Haha cool. XD Vera wasn't here to help us out, so I just used a translator...So yeah, you know Russian?
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yes. i know Russian and i AM Russian. I was born there and when i was 2 i moved to the US.
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o.o russsiannn!!!
Im gonna ask my older sister what the random stuff says xD shes a russamaniac :3
awesome episode
lol babushka xDD
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Lulz I just ran it through a translator. XD You read it all already? Jeez, and it took a week to write...XDDD
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xD
yep! I read it already xD
I was born with a gift for reading fast... :3 I can read the Lightning Thief in like 45 minutes xP
for some reason now I wanna run into my sister's room saying BABBUUUUSSHHHKAAA xDDDD
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xD I just did.
she was like WTF GABBI?
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HAHA. <3 Did you explain it to her after? >.>;; XD
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